That's creative. Reality is nobody knows what burned clutch smells like unless they work in an auto repair shop I would think. Mine never smelled funny in my SLK. Reality is when I lived in Indy for 7 yrs. I saw quite a few IU fans who got drunk and did some nutty stuff. I think "burned clutch" is grasping. You can do better.
Someone also mentioned a tO$U fan urinating over a bridge on a TX fan. Did he have a flat top and stocky build? If so, he may have been my brother! I saw him hit a lady below with the stream, then had to coach him up on how to "lead" the fans like you would a receiver to hit only guys. Not women. I showed him how to shoot about 4' ahead of the fan as they were walking. Great shot. Have to remember--best stadium, best band, angry best tough team, and rabid crazy (in a great way) fan base. The whole package. 3nd largest stadium in the nation and most are not know the LARGEST single campus in the world. 70K+ students. So, for the fan who said lousy campus--70K love it and ESPN always shows Mirror Lake shots and the ivy covered buildings. I like the trees around IU, but even though Corso visited our home twice, I just couldn't do it. Dad was a little PO'd he had to pay for O$U since I walked-on, but then got the schollie. I knew since I was 11 yrs old I HAD to go to O$U. I loved bars and Mardi Gras. High St is the closest thing. 25 blocks with about 60+ bars--I love bars and especially did when 18 yrs old. Love em so much I "worked the door" at the #1 bar on campus. 15 out--then 15 in. Lined up 60+ deep around the corner to get in when 20 below wind chill - PaPa Joe's. I went down for Coach Corso and my host (will be nameless) took me to show me 2 bars. Nicks Hut and some other place. I told him he had to be kidding me. Sorry guys-some 18 yr old jocks like campus bars and a student base of 70K since sheer numbers = more good looking women. Just the numbers. Good luck this week! Oh--BTW- I have a famous hardback book titled "The Top 10 CFB Cathedrals" and the only 2 from the Midwest are THE Ohio Staduim and Notre Dame. Ya get goose bumps when our band comes out. That's why you look at your Dad when 11 yrs old and state, "I am going here and playing here." Yes, I happened if for only 1 year. (track and field 4 yrs though.)
Good luck fellas!