Christmas gift ideas for men

[larsIU]

House slippers.

Every year. I pick them out though, of course.

 

[mcmurtry66]

Every year. I pick them out though, of course.

Fing hell i cannot wait for this month to be over.

 

[All4You]

 

[Ohio Guy]

I tell my wife if I wanted it I've probably already got it

or It's ridiculously expensive so save the time/cash

the reverse doesn't work when it comes to her though

Some friends of mine decided they would just decide what they want for Christmas and their birthdays and buy it themselves. They can do pretty much whatever they want within reason - shopping spree, trips, etc.

The guy told me he thinks that, in part, it saved his marriage.

I don't think that works for everyone though - as your last point illustrates.

 

[anon_mya1phvcpf5x4]

I'd suggest a book for you: I Don't Want To Talk About It by Terrence Real, but I think you're too invested in being macho. It might help your "weakness" though. Paperback for $10.99 on Amazon, $14.99 for the Kindle version . . . is that too much?

Amazon.com : i don't want to talk about it

She better put her name on the package

 

[outside shooter]

Jelly of the Month Club. The gift that keeps on giving!

 

[dr.jb]

dude, I'm going to get clothes. Which is fine.

I am an excellent gift giver. It's something I see as a challenge (for adults, not so much kids). Finding something they may have told you in passing was something they were interested in, etc. and then finding a related gift or pseudo related is something I actually enjoy doing.

Example:

My wife lost her engagement ring several years ago. So I bought her a new one (same style as the old one, same designer). She had no idea. I wrapped it in it's small box but then wrapped 8 other progressively larger gifts around it(cheap shit). So it was like the Russian nesting dolls of gifts. Until she opened the last box. Tears, the whole thing. Very dramatic. Blah blah blah.

I got a hoodie.

nice

always good to bank some points for when the next time you fvck up

 

[PhyloeBedoe]

and if you don't use it let me know

I'll lowball you an offer

Actually, that is a GREAT color.

 

[Mas-sa-suta]

Ha no I’m good.

I dunno Murty....more soy in the diet and perhaps taking a flower-arranging class might help tone down your obviously toxic masculinity..

 

[mcmurtry66]

I dunno Murty....more soy in the diet and perhaps taking a flower-arranging class might help tone down your obviously toxic masculinity..

Well her husband is certainly zesty

 

[mcmurtry66]

I dunno Murty....more soy in the diet and perhaps taking a flower-arranging class might help tone down your obviously toxic masculinity..

Although to his credit in one year he kicked his live in gf out, moved mine in, bought her a big rock, gave her a wedding, and bought her a house. Shit I didn’t do any of that in 8 years other than move her in

 

[TheOriginalHappyGoat]

Although to his credit in one year he kicked his live in gf out, moved mine in, bought her a big rock, gave her a wedding, and bought her a house. Shit I didn’t do any of that in 8 years other than move her in

Don't sell yourself short. You also set her up with an 18-year fixed income plan.

 

[mcmurtry66]

Don't sell yourself short. You also set her up with an 18-year fixed income plan.

Cocksucker you

 

[hookyIU1990]

Not 100% sure about the shipping, but if you get the order in this week it will probably get here in time.

 

[Bulk VanderHuge]

Not 100% sure about the shipping, but if you get the order in this week it will probably get here in time.

Do those come in Capybara-size?

 

[larsIU]

Don't sell yourself short. You also set her up with an 18-year fixed income plan.

 

[Bulk VanderHuge]

Assless, of course.

 

[Univee2]

Every year for Christmas, the hardest part for me is coming up with a gift list to give my family to buy for me. My wife constantly bitches about it. I hate most junk gifts that I will never use, and for some reason my wife gets pissed if I say "how about making my a coupon book of I'll- leave- you- the- fvck- alone- and- not- bother- you- for- two- hours certificates I can use."

So, I'm looking for the best gift ideas for men. Something I'd like, use, and would never buy for myself or think of.

Easy. Really good ear plugs or noise-canceling headphones.

My bride is looking at buying a grand piano and replacing some furniture in the living room.

She doesn’t know how to play . . . “I want a new hobby.”

Good grief. . . .

 

[NPT]

Every year for Christmas, the hardest part for me is coming up with a gift list to give my family to buy for me. My wife constantly bitches about it. I hate most junk gifts that I will never use, and for some reason my wife gets pissed if I say "how about making my a coupon book of I'll- leave- you- the- fvck- alone- and- not- bother- you- for- two- hours certificates I can use."

So, I'm looking for the best gift ideas for men. Something I'd like, use, and would never buy for myself or think of.

Maybe MCM will give you free membership to the Dream Team.🤣

Neither my wife nor I have gotten gifts for years. I told our daughter long ago not to waste money on getting me something. She gets my wife a Precious Moments piece about every year and that is it. We already have too much junk... if we want more junk we'll buy it. Both my wife and I get stuff when we want it We do buy stuff for our daughter and husband.... and of course the two grandkids. It's fun to spoil them.

 

[mcmurtry66]

Maybe MCM will give you free membership to the Dream Team.🤣

Neither my wife nor I have gotten gifts for years. I told our daughter long ago not to waste money on getting me something. She gets my wife a Precious Moments piece about every year and that is it. We already have too much junk... if we want more junk we'll buy it. Both my wife and I get stuff when we want it We do buy stuff for our daughter and husband.... and of course the two grandkids. It's fun to spoil them.

you should surprise your wife with something nice this year then. she'll appreciate it.

 

[NPT]

you should surprise your wife with something nice this year then. she'll appreciate it.

She's got me.... what more could she want?

DON'T ANSWER THAT.

 

[BradStevens]

I figured that by now, you would have started a list of the perfect Christmas gift for each member of this board.

I’m working on it.

 

[Mas-sa-suta]

I’m working on it.

I could use a new set of Nittos.

Big ones.

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

I'm getting me a couch sized mattress topper, from the wife. That'll teach her !

 

[UncleMark]

I'm getting me a couch sized mattress topper, from the wife. That'll teach her !

I always liked sleeping on the couch. It was like going camping.

 

[DANC]

i like telling the kids i can't stop thinking about what they are going to get me for christmas. just please please please don't make it home made. the stuff from stores looks sooooooooooooooo much better. that used to really piss my daughter off. i genuinely cannot remember the last gift i ever got from family that was worth a shit. i have a buddy who sends me a big box of food every xmas from spots around chicago. it's the one gift i use and that makes me happy. there's also a website you can get on and send food from restaurants about anywhere. restaurants you see on the food network etc. it's pricey but awesome

Every birthday and Christmas - EVERY one - my sister-in-law gets me the most gawd-awful shirt that she thinks is really stylish - like something her husband would wear. He's about 5'6" and weigh about a buck twenty. Let's just say I'm not built quite that way. I guess those types of shirts look good on him.

She's NEVER seen me wearing one. NEVER. Yet she still spends good money buying them - and they're not cheap shirts.

Straight to Goodwill.

 

[DANC]

This year I'm sure you're busy buying those quarter zips with "Dream Team" on the chest for all your WC bros. Warning: do not send in a brown paper bag with no return address!

For the man who has everything

 

[DANC]

This is good. I like this site. Here’s the food one. Good for gifts for client referrals etc.

https://www.goldbelly.com/restaurants

I bought a reuben sandwich kit from them one time. They were EXCELLENT.

 

[mcmurtry66]

I bought a reuben sandwich kit from them one time. They were EXCELLENT.

For your deli? I made you an amazing menu

 

[DANC]

I'm buying that Franklin's BBQ brisket for myself. Awesome find.

For $269? Why not fly to Austin and get it at the restaurant?

 

[mcmurtry66]

For $269? Why not fly to Austin and get it at the restaurant?

He’s a class action baller. He can afford to pay for convenience

 

[DANC]

For your deli? I made you an amazing menu

No, i have retired my deli. This one was for me in Charlotte.

I wish I could find a place to ship a breaded pork tenderloin to me..... (hint if you're thinking of buying me a Christmas present)

 

[DANC]

For your deli? I made you an amazing menu

By the way, you did suggest a great menu. Where were you when I needed you?

 

[DANC]

My wife is ALWAYS cold, like on deaths door cold, so she's getting a heated blanket. I'm a hot sleeper, so since we have a king size bed, she's getting a twin size.

She's also getting a sub to a chocolate club I found because, well, I like sex, and a heated blanket isn't gonna get it done. Chocolate will.

Pajamagram. If they say 'naturally nude' once on their commercials, they say it a hundred times.

 

[DANC]

Although to his credit in one year he kicked his live in gf out, moved mine in, bought her a big rock, gave her a wedding, and bought her a house. Shit I didn’t do any of that in 8 years other than move her in

He's a playa!

 

[hoosboot]

Maybe MCM will give you free membership to the Dream Team.🤣

That brings up an important point. Lots of terrific suggestions for the perfect Christmas gift for a man, but what do you get a member of the Dream Team?

 

[Bloom.]

Number #1 is Bitcoin. A distant distant second is something you would wear, but never buy for yourself. Mine are coats, jackets, or sweaters. I run hot and rarely buy anything heavier than a t-shirt for myself.

I couldn't imagine getting clothes or shoes from someone else beyond a specific ask.

 

[Bloom.]

Although to his credit in one year he kicked his live in gf out, moved mine in, bought her a big rock, gave her a wedding, and bought her a house. Shit I didn’t do any of that in 8 years other than move her in

Mr. Rhythm says, don't let your d*ck run your life.

 

[Bloom.]

Every year for Christmas, the hardest part for me is coming up with a gift list to give my family to buy for me. My wife constantly bitches about it. I hate most junk gifts that I will never use, and for some reason my wife gets pissed if I say "how about making my a coupon book of I'll- leave- you- the- fvck- alone- and- not- bother- you- for- two- hours certificates I can use."

So, I'm looking for the best gift ideas for men. Something I'd like, use, and would never buy for myself or think of.

Joggers that you can lounge around at home or even wear out casually. Tuck the elastic at the ankle under, so they look more like pants. IYKYK.

Ugg slippers that you can wear outside, or just as nice, but different functionally, Olukai lined Moloa slippers. The lined Moloa's are just their shoes that wear like slippers.

Ugg lined, calf high winter boots.

Don't wear socks with any of it.

 

[dr.jb]

and if you don't use it let me know

I'll lowball you an offer

I meant to add this to my OP but couldn't find it at the time...

now if this applies to shoes, my wife has achieved immortality