Ha; Proving again that engineers can't be distracted by frivolity
A buddy of mine knew Noodle at Purdue and told me about this.
Noodle and another engineering student were biking across Purdue's campus when the other one asked Noodle, "where did you get such a great bike?" Noodle replied "well, i was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "take what you want."