And I mean really dumb. Some say the dumbest ever
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You can make that bartending in Delray three months of the year. I went to one of the most successful plaintiff firms in the country. Our friends all big defense firms. Not one of us stuck it out with our original firm. Iām sure those who did would be in great shape today but my god how much life would you miss. Saturdays in six minute increments
After I went into my own practice, for several years I was only doing law like 20 hrs/week, so I did other stuff to earn money, and one was the taxes for my old boss. He had a bartender who only worked about 25 hrs/week, and claimed (not earned, CLAIMED) $95K in tips.
Now, to her credit, she wasn't just a pair of tits who could hold a beer. She was a very good bartender. But still, it kind of makes you wonder why you spent money getting educated.
Exās dipshit husband 33 yrs old with a Bach from some shitty directional school is making $400-$500k a year renting Fing cars. I have a buddy with a 4-5 mil dollar house in chesterfield and another house at the lake. I was there last week to look at his new E vette that probably cost $150k. He kicked in $250k for the edibles business like he was signing up for paramount tv. He cuts Fing lawns for a living. A lawn and landscape business.
When youāre young you donāt know. AB was a big hiring place for soccer players. A number of old iu guys. Denny long used to ref our games. I got offered a job after college. That I should have done. Sales
But again. Youāre young and donāt know any better
Cost of living very different around the areas I'm from, so the numbers are different, but I feel you. The bartender I'm telling you about? She bought a car and a house both in cash in the span of a couple of years. Lives on one side of the river - which is still a nice side of the river, but cheaper - but works on the side where O-I is headquartered. So she's serving drinks to these major executives, they are leaving her cash tips which she pays very few taxes on, and she's turning around and going over to the middle class neighborhood only five minutes away, and buying a house.
And she's almost a decade younger than me. So some young people do know. I didn't. I was an idiot. But not everyone is.
You're delusional and, as always, completely full of shit.
Let's talk about something you've been known to obsess about - - reaction scores. My reaction score-to-messages ratio blows yours out of the water. And this despite the fact that there was a time when you were actively campaigning for "likes." How fvcked up is that? Plenty of people both interact with me and read my threads. Many/most of my threads have thousands of views. (I recognize that 75% of those views, though, are probably yours, as I live rent-free in that small space between your ears). Unlike you, though, I'm not here 24/7/365 to respond immediately and engage with people in real time. And I rarely tag posters (one of your favorite things) because, frankly, I have a life, a family and in-person friends. The Water Cooler isn't my raison d'etre as it is yours.
And you can't "read" shit. It's killing you that you don't know anything about me, so you make up "facts" about me in that fvcked up brain of yours. What sane person does that? Answer: not one.
I have no idea what your accomplishments are and, frankly, I couldn't care less. What I am certain about, though, is that they're all in the past. Your current life is obviously directionless and shitty. This board is your life. I'm glad, though, that you've found something that gives you purpose.
Finally, I have no idea what "you've told me to do" and, again, I couldn't give a shit. Here's my recommendation for you, though. Go f*ck yourself, loser.
Your reaction score. Youāre so Fing stupid and unable to relate to normal people that you donāt understand a joke. You posted forever on the football board. Normal people on here donāt even want to interact with your humorless fake self.
And bowl I know youāve never done a thing. Thatās obvious. When we corrected you on asst prosecutors. Your poor reading comp. Your god awful personality. Your seething jealousy. Thatās not someone who can boast of having ever done anything. So when people ask you disappear. Bc itās nothing. Itās never been anything. Just a hateful cuck
Now if that was your composition I would think you probably know what you should do. Youāre just a waste of skin. You wonāt be missed. I suspect many would be glad to see you do it
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this young lady who not only has business acumen, street smarts, and her own house, is single? Interested in a lawyer with restaurant management experience and unencumbered by ex wives and children?
. . . or maybe, hear me out--a book club?
Can you imagine how awful some of @TheOriginalHappyGoat texts to her are. Hot bartender getting hit on and goatās referencing some arcane joke that at best ten percent of you nerds in the book club would even get. Real happy with himself
Hey, I helped him craft some of those texts.
Just wait. She'll respond any day now.
"Jen, you still there? Helloooooo???????"
She's married, neither one has been arrested, and there's no indication on FB that either one is having an affair. Good enough?
Jen. Weāve settled on the trial of Socrates!!! I have to tell Brad if youāre in or not
Write back.
Okay thanks.
Goatās fancy with his big words and shit. She probably likes that. Sheās sick of that boring old husband. She just needs a sign from him
No. I canāt begin to make a judgment without a deep dive into her social media. There are signs. Red flags.
I've been in my content stage for a while now. Giving up the chase came with a lot of happiness I never had before and am not willing to give up.
"We corrected you on asst prosecutors?" What the hell are you talking about, nutjob? Your posts are like the ramblings of a demented person.
And I'm jealous - - of you? No offense, but you are the last person I'd ever be envious of. You have serious anger management issues, an inability to control your emotions and impulses, no real job, you sit home all day and night watching TV and scrolling social media, you've been dumped repeatedly by women, your sex partner is your right hand, and I'm jealous of that? You truly are out of your mind.
And your habit of repeating yourself is beyond troubling. It's like you're a 90 year-old lady. Do you believe that by saying the same thing over and over, your bullshit and insane posting somehow becomes credible? Or that, by insisting on the last word, that makes you right? Do you not understand that that's not how sane people think?
I'm talking to a crazy person but I'll ask the question anyway. What's the point of your 24/7/365 patrolling of these threads? Makes you King of the Cooler? First poster to 100,000 messages? Most posts with the words "free cheese," "defund," "borders," "trannies" and "woke?" It's mostly cut and paste shit, apparently, with little thought and understanding. Anyone reading your garbage knows what you're going to say before you write it.
Brain rot's a real thing, mcnutty. A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Get some help with the emotional issues, and then find something productive to do with your life.
Ever notice people are joking around having fun on here and the cancer that is beta bowl shows up? Look above you in this thread. Youāre like a tumor wherever you go. Do you have any enjoyment ever? You are the single most miserable human I have ever come across in any setting. Iād have eaten a bullet long ago if I was even 1 percent like you. And itās because youāre old and never did a single worthwhile thing in your miserable life. Just a total fcking nothing
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Oh and bowl. Thereās not a thing in this world I canāt beat you at or that Iām not better than you. Youāre a beta. Some of us donāt need others to tell us what to do all day punching a clock like your dumb ass. You havenāt done a thing in your miserable life and itās as patent as can be. Everyone here says what they do. What theyāve done. Where they went to school. Not you. Bc youāre embarrassed. A jealous loser. A fake Christian doing god knows what creepy shit up there. No real Christian posts like you. Youāre there for other reasons Iām sure. Gross beta
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To be fair, you absolutely have anger management issues. Even over the internet, Bowl nailed you on that one.
Itās the internet. And Iām not really angry. If youāll notice Iām joking with others at the same time. Literally the next post. Always. Bowl comes to rage post about trump. No one interacts with him. The nicest people on the board want nothing to do with him. I mean if you canāt get along with brad Jesus.
That doesnāt mean I wouldnāt cave his head inā¦with a smile on my face. That Iām not joking about. I. Would. Love it!!!
@snarlcakes im saving this
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Hey, man, I'm not judging. I have anger issues, too. Just saying I recognize it.Itās the internet. And Iām not really angry. If youāll notice Iām joking with others at the same time. Literally the next post. Always. Bowl comes to rage post about trump. No one interacts with him. The nicest people on the board want nothing to do with him. I mean if you canāt get along with brad Jesus.
That doesnāt mean I wouldnāt cave his head inā¦with a smile on my face. That Iām not joking about. I. Would. Love it!!!
@snarlcakes im saving this
Nah thatās what this forum is for and unique to this forum. I bet you donāt. Where else in life does anything come up to really dislike people. You weed them out. Our chat groups text groups have gone on for 30 years. Never and I mean never a fight. Bc youād separate the people. Weed them out. Here bc itās politics and people you genuinely donāt like mixed together. Now some prefer to put those people on ignore. As ranger brad DANC and others who donāt respond to bowl. I enjoy arguing and donāt mind fighting. Again this is the place to do it. I donāt put bowl on ignore or hickory or shitter. In real life I wouldnāt spend two seconds dealing with any of them in any capacity.
This is a unique place. All of that said I didnāt like the passive aggressive exchanges bowl had with brad and a few others. And in real life I would punch bowls head in without thinking twice about it. If I catch him at a football game Iād be more than happy to. If thatās an anger issue then guilty as charged
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No, I really do. Your issues may only be forum-related, or they may be more serious, that's up to you to decide. But mine are real. I've been battling them for 25 years.
Then you have to change what youāre doing. You think itās you and it may be to a degree but I suspect itās your circumstances in life.
I walk to work. Lift weights when I get to my office. My partners are all close friends. I like the work. I just smile and am happy and I joke around with my friends and at the office and on text groups all day. With our customers. Iām always smiling and laughing and happy. Thereās nothing to ever be angry about. Nothing we do is either that important or urgent.
When I litigated I had a permanent scowl. For 15 plus years. Wound up like a baseball. Fighting with clients. Adjusters. Opposing counsel. Not Fing around on a message board. In real life. Super short with my wife. Just miserable. It poisoned everything. Iām up late now so when I get in I get in tomorrow. I donāt have a boss. My partners donāt care. We all do what we want. If I had to go to the firm Iād be exhausted all day and furious and ready to explode. It was just conflict nonstop. A constant state of anger.
Whatever those circumstances are that get you angry change them. Career. Gf. Whatever.
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Oh, no, it's me. That permanent scowl? That's you. I have done really well for decades, but I still know what it's like to walk into work and just know I'm going to start a fight that gets someone fired. Long before it even happens, I know what's coming. I tell myself how to avoid it, but I'm actually working towards it.
And I'm still more pleasant than you on this forum (just barely, I'm sure), so I assume you deal with similar issues. Maybe I'm way off, and your personality here is the opposite of what I experience.
Anyway, you do you. My only point is, if you do have the anger issues I'm familiar with, it's a long, difficult road to get over them, but you are happier in the long run. Believe me. Those times where you do overcome them and remember to be happy, it's like heaven has been frozen and presented to you on a popsicle held between the legs of Jessica Alba. You just have to put in the effort to grab it.
Edit: if Jessica Alba is to old for you, please insert inappropriately famous hot chick of your choice. š¤£ š¤£
Contrary to my previous post, I think this is a very good point, and one of the reasons I'm looking to move to different things career-wise at all times. Some jobs are just too stressful and make you shorter than you should be. Law was designed for that. Business is also sort of designed for that, but it gives you more opportunities to step out and regroup. But I still haven't found that one job that pays you and also doesn't piss you off. That's what we really need.
Again it is nonexistent in real life bc Iād never walk into work and start a fight. Iād never work with someone I would get into a fight with. I choose who I work with. Who Iām friends with. Hell who im married to. So you engage with those people you like and get along with so why would you have a fight? Our law school chat has gone on for 25 years. And itās more than this board. It is all day long 7 days a week. We poke at each and make fun but literally never fight. Ever. Here is different itās people you donāt like. So in my world it is literally the only time I engage with anyone I donāt like. It makes life good
You're lucky, I guess. Just don't take it for granted. Being angry is a waste of time and energy and soul.
Dude Iām telling you. Iām the happiest guy on the planet. My yelling at bowl on here means nothing to me and is just fun. Doesnāt mean I donāt like him. Bc I donāt. But it means nothing to me. Iām the happiest guy on earth.
When I was at firms I was genuinely horrible to be around. Miserable. Stressed. Incredibly short tempered. Brutal existence and always ready to explode. In real life.
Find something that doesnāt bring that out. Why donāt you teach? Be a prof? And I have to believe there are areas of law that arenāt that way. Estate planning? Not probate court just drafting
