Been all over the world never heard of anyone with the last name Onion

[kurt cloverdales]

met people like lucy who smelled like an onion, but no one named onion.

 

[Jssanto]

Knew a girl named Kane whose parents named her Candy. She was a department secretary.

 

[abraxis]

Knew a girl named Kane whose parents named her Candy. She was a department secretary.

I went to high school with a good looking gal named Candy Cluster. She was the 500 Festival queen when she was a sophomore at IU, 1971.

 

[kmathum]

I went to high school with a good looking gal named Candy Cluster. She was the 500 Festival queen when she was a sophomore at IU, 1971.

i once worked for a guy named jack manoff. i think he was related to peter jurkin.

 

[abraxis]

i once worked for a guy named jack manoff. i think he was related to peter jurkin.

My dad went to school with Ophelia Rump.

 

[kmathum]

My dad went to school with Ophelia Rump.

i went to high school with a couple of Queers. Kim and Debbie. seriously. that was their last name.

 

[h20pls]

i went to high school with a couple of Queers. Kim and Debbie. seriously. that was their last name.

Knew a girl in high school named Sunny Breese.
And a girl in college named Stormy Seas...last name was a different spelling; she wanted to be a meteorologist (not a joke actually)

 

[kurt cloverdales]

Knew a girl in high school named Sunny Breese.
And a girl in college named Stormy Seas...last name was a different spelling; she wanted to be a meteorologist (not a joke actually)

you were going to strip clubs in high school? impressive

 

[abraxis]

i went to high school with a couple of Queers. Kim and Debbie. seriously. that was their last name.

A buddy of mine just last weekend said he schooled with a Dickie Small. I Googled the name and there was also a famous race horse trainer, Richard “Dickie” Small. There died a local man, Harry Crouch. All the ladies would be enamored with a Dick Thicker. Oh, and let us never forget NASCAR driver, Dick Trickle. Is there any truth to the rumor in retirement he became a spokesperson for Depends undergarments?

 

[Rcp65goiu]

met people like lucy who smelled like an onion, but no one named onion.

Maybe when his ancestors arrived it was Zwiebel and they chose to Americanize it?

 

[asindc]

Growing up, knew a girl named Mary Christmas.

About Mr. Onion: that might be his on-screen name. Some commentators choose a "stage" name for on-air purposes.