Been all over the world never heard of anyone with the last name Onion

[kurt cloverdales]

met people like lucy who smelled like an onion, but no one named onion.

 

[Jssanto]

Knew a girl named Kane whose parents named her Candy. She was a department secretary.

 

[abraxis]

Knew a girl named Kane whose parents named her Candy. She was a department secretary.

I went to high school with a good looking gal named Candy Cluster. She was the 500 Festival queen when she was a sophomore at IU, 1971.