Been all over the world never heard of anyone with the last name Onion

[kurt cloverdales]

met people like lucy who smelled like an onion, but no one named onion.

 

[Jssanto]

Knew a girl named Kane whose parents named her Candy. She was a department secretary.

 

[abraxis]

Knew a girl named Kane whose parents named her Candy. She was a department secretary.

I went to high school with a good looking gal named Candy Cluster. She was the 500 Festival queen when she was a sophomore at IU, 1971.

 

[kmathum]

I went to high school with a good looking gal named Candy Cluster. She was the 500 Festival queen when she was a sophomore at IU, 1971.

i once worked for a guy named jack manoff. i think he was related to peter jurkin.

 

[abraxis]

i once worked for a guy named jack manoff. i think he was related to peter jurkin.

My dad went to school with Ophelia Rump.

 

[kmathum]

My dad went to school with Ophelia Rump.

i went to high school with a couple of Queers. Kim and Debbie. seriously. that was their last name.

 

[h20pls]

i went to high school with a couple of Queers. Kim and Debbie. seriously. that was their last name.

Knew a girl in high school named Sunny Breese.
And a girl in college named Stormy Seas...last name was a different spelling; she wanted to be a meteorologist (not a joke actually)