Never been a Stella Sue on the planet smaller than a D cupIn my young days not promoting and skipping grades was in vogue.
My dream girl in fourth grade was the sexy and beautiful blond Stella Sue Carroll. She had been held back a few times. She was like a grown up movie star among kids.
Her fascinating attempts at cheating on spelling tests were excruciating to watch, as they were destined to fail.
My fear was that her behavior and the resulting criticism would ultimately cause her to stay home.
Turned out my fears came to fruition. Fourth grade was never the same.