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[T.M.P.]

No. My fear is a Pennsylvania bear is gonna take me out when I am walking the bike/walk path.

Best thing to do when that happens is to grab a stick and poke it in the face repeatedly.....

 

[NPT]

Our local grocery store has python fillets. I have yet to try it, primarily because I would be the only one in our house who would touch it. Hopefully the price comes down given the "harvest" in Florida.

That's probably a slab of alligator from inside. How expensive is it?

 

[NPT]

Best thing to do when that happens is to grab a stick and poke it in the face repeatedly.....

Just make sure you are with someone that you can run faster than they can. It not you might have to resort to tripping them.

 

[Noodle]

Pythons are eating alligators and everything else in Florida. Snake hunters stand poised to help.

The annual Florida Python Challenge invites novices to hunt invasive Burmese pythons alongside professionals and compete for cash prizes.

www.nbcnews.com

Our local grocery store has python fillets. I have yet to try it, primarily because I would be the only one in our house who would touch it. Hopefully the price comes down given the "harvest" in Florida.

That's probably a slab of alligator from inside. How expensive is it?

Um, I think you should invest in some glasses (or stronger ones).

 

[Noodle]

Just make sure you are with someone that you can run faster than they can. It not you might have to resort to tripping them.

I don't think bears like to be tripped.

 

[NPT]

Our local grocery store has python fillets. I have yet to try it, primarily because I would be the only one in our house who would touch it. Hopefully the price comes down given the "harvest" in Florida.

Um, I think you should invest in some glasses (or stronger ones).

That's funny when I looked at it I couldn't make out the price per lb, It was just something on my screen and my luck it happened to cover part of the price. I can see it now after cleaning my screen.

 

[larsIU]

It was just something on my screen……I can see it now after cleaning my screen.

Nope. Too easy.

 

[NPT]

Nope. Too easy.

You just don't realize what bad luck I can have when it comes to stuff like that. I think there's a gremlin following me around and doing things.

My nephew and I have a running joke that if either one of us buys a stock that we'll warn the other one because we know it's gonna go down when either one of us buys. One of the stocks he holds has gone down about 8% in the last several days so yesterday I sent him a text saying "No, I did NOT buy your stock, it went down with no help from me"

Note: He's still up 400-500% so 8% isn't much.

 

[Stuffshot]

Best thing to do when that happens is to grab a stick and poke it in the face repeatedly.....

Especially after rattling stones or marbles in a soft drink can to "scare" the bear away (like the convenience store guy in the U.P. told me to do).

 

[Stuffshot]

If it's anything like this, I'll pass

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From the photo, the math is as follows (based on height of van = 6 feet and width of van = 5 feet):

4 X 6 ft. = 24 ft. +
4 X 5 ft. = 20 ft.
for a total of 44 ft.

But the world's longest snake is only 33 ft.

Maybe I'm approaching this incorrectly.
Maybe I should be looking for the world's smallest van. (I'll get right on that.)

 

[Noodle]

From the photo, the math is as follows (based on height of van = 6 feet and width of van = 5 feet):

4 X 6 ft. = 24 ft. +
4 X 5 ft. = 20 ft.
for a total of 44 ft.

But the world's longest snake is only 33 ft.

Maybe I'm approaching this incorrectly.
Maybe I should be looking for the world's smallest van. (I'll get right on that.)

This view might help you out.