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He says "piss test" right there in the post, man. Pay attention.Seriously, there's a thread about a month old that covers this topic. Your local head shop is also a good starting place.
Give the denizens here more details: is it just a piss test, or is it hair?
Just start pounding water.A job opportunity suddenly appeared and have a piss test in about a week. Any help is appreciated. TIA!
Go buy a home piss test from the pharmacy. buy two. Test yourself now then again before the actual. Drink water and sweat until you're clean. On day of test quit drinking water, drink coffee, take 8 aspirin an hour before. Never give morning piss, want to piss at least twice before. Don't give beginning or end stream only middle. < this is very important.A job opportunity suddenly appeared and have a piss test in about a week. Any help is appreciated. TIA!
He says "piss test" right there in the post, man. Pay attention.
Or are you high right now?
You have a small penis.Don't get your mom to pee in a bottle for you, because she is pretty high on my dick right now.
Thanks for the pointers!Go buy a home piss test from the pharmacy. buy two. Test yourself now then again before the actual. Drink water and sweat until you're clean. On day of test quit drinking water, drink coffee, take 8 aspirin an hour before. Never give morning piss, want to piss at least twice before. Don't give beginning or end stream only middle. < this is very important.
Always use synthetic urine. There are very smart people making fake pee that you can buy at your local head shop. Almost idiot proof. It contains uric acid as well. I've used this many times.
http://www.quickfixurine.com
A job opportunity suddenly appeared and have a piss test in about a week. Any help is appreciated. TIA!
Used it many times? How many drug tests have you had to do?
I have had 1 drug test in my life. That was in 1997.
19 years later I'm not thinking about buying fake pee.
I don't think I have ever had a drug test.
I had a friend who lost a job with a major company after offer/acceptance because he failed a pee test for tweeds.I've taken two, both during my daily stoner days, passed both.
For one I took test clean and for the other nothing.
It's a scam.
A job opportunity suddenly appeared and have a piss test in about a week. Any help is appreciated. TIA!
You have a small penis.
Find someone you know that doesn't smoke and have them piss in something. Transfer it to one of those 8oz ice mountain bottles. you can store the piss in your fridge for a week before you go if you need to.
Make sure you get the bottle out and let it get to room temp, and about an hour before you leave for your test tape it on your thigh. The only thing they are gonna check for at the time is the temp of the urine. If you tape it to your thigh an hour before it will be plenty of time for it to adjust to your core temp. Don't over think this part, just want to get it close to 98.6 (they give you plenty of leeway in the temp) Don't do anything stupid and microwave it before you leave!
They will not watch you and have you go in a room by yourself. Simply poor it into their container. It is not risky at all, practice around the house before you go with it taped to your thigh.
I have done this twice. The second time I met a group of 10 coworkers and did the whole intro thing. I used a water bottle like thing, that wasn't taped, just securely balanced between my crotch......but I'm a professional. Much easier to simply tape a 8ozer to your inner thigh. Make sure you get a person of the same sex that has clean piss, that is the hardest part. You will thank me later, easy as pie!
For one thing, your refrigerator won't smell like urine.what will happen if I don't refrigerate my piss?
what will happen if I don't refrigerate my piss?
Find someone you know that doesn't smoke and have them piss in something. Transfer it to one of those 8oz ice mountain bottles. you can store the piss in your fridge for a week before you go if you need to.
Make sure you get the bottle out and let it get to room temp, and about an hour before you leave for your test tape it on your thigh. The only thing they are gonna check for at the time is the temp of the urine. If you tape it to your thigh an hour before it will be plenty of time for it to adjust to your core temp. Don't over think this part, just want to get it close to 98.6 (they give you plenty of leeway in the temp) Don't do anything stupid and microwave it before you leave!
They will not watch you and have you go in a room by yourself. Simply poor it into their container. It is not risky at all, practice around the house before you go with it taped to your thigh.
I have done this twice. The second time I met a group of 10 coworkers and did the whole intro thing. I used a water bottle like thing, that wasn't taped, just securely balanced between my crotch......but I'm a professional. Much easier to simply tape a 8ozer to your inner thigh. Make sure you get a person of the same sex that has clean piss, that is the hardest part. You will thank me later, easy as pie!
nobody calls it that, grandpaWhy do you think they call it dope?
Thank the Lord my life isn't pathetic enough that I've ever had to ask another human for their urine.
I bet that had to be a proud moment.
I'm sure the people you asked probably thought very highly of you.
I had a friend ask for my piss once. I never thought less of him because of it. WTF is wrong with you?Thank the Lord my life isn't pathetic enough that I've ever had to ask another human for their urine.
I bet that had to be a proud moment.
I'm sure the people you asked probably thought very highly of you.
I wasnt making a statement about marijuana.Thank your lucky stars that they don't test for alcohol, which is indisputably a more destructive drug than cannabis.
Only works on synthetic pot....Synthetic urine. Used it last week
Always use synthetic urine. There are very smart people making fake pee that you can buy at your local head shop. Almost idiot proof. It contains uric acid as well. I've used this many times.
http://www.quickfixurine.com
Seriously, there's a thread about a month old that covers this topic. Your local head shop is also a good starting place.
Give the denizens here more details: is it just a piss test, or is it hair?
Used it many times? How many drug tests have you had to do?
I have had 1 drug test in my life. That was in 1997.
19 years later I'm not thinking about buying fake pee.