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It’s spring dammit!

I have to say it’s a bit depressing reading this board lately. It’s springtime! Even with you heathens back in the Midwest should finally be celebrating! Get your winter white asses out in the sun and enjoy life a bit. Let go of the courtrooms, the war rooms, and the newsrooms and get your butts outside and enjoy! Listen to good music, drink good whiskey, and play some golf.

Rap Beef - So who got cooked?

Honestly, I'm surprised this hasn't been discussed (or I missed it) with all of the great threads here. So who won the beef and diss battle - Kendrick or Drake? What side are you on?

Drake has a few decent tunes but I'm Team Kendrick on this beef. I assume UncleMark is probably with Drake since he's half-Canadian. Probably the same with the Dream Team because Drake rhymes with fake and he's not from liberal California.

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Minnesota 2024

Next up is Minnesota, which has been decimated by outgoing transfers, and has what has to be one of the worst 6 man transfer classes in P5 basketball.

Their rotation looks like:

--6'11" Dawson Garcia
--6'8" Parker Fox
--6'8" Frank Mitchell
--6'3" Brennan Rigsby (TR)
--6'3" Issac Asuma (FR)
--6'2" Mike Mitchell, Jr.
--6'6" Femi Odukale (TR)
--6'2" Caleb Williams (TR)
--6'2" Lu'Cye Patterson (TR)
--6'10" Trey Edmunds (TR)

Garcia, Frank Mitchell, Fox, and Femi Odukale look like probable starters. The 5th starter probably comes from the group of Rigsby, Asuma, , Williams, and Patterson. Asuma, a borderline top 100 PG, might have the highest ceiling.

This team easily looks like the worst in the BT heading into 2024-25.
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Johnson, Scott, Vance are showing up to Trump's trial out of FEAR.

Where was all this support during pre trial and jury selection? His kids weren't even there.

Suddenly every day there's a new sieve who has to show up in NYC to support this dude who stepped out on his wife w a porn star then cooked his books about it.

So...just know that these "men" aren't showing up to "support" anybody other than themselves by avoiding Trump's wrath.

He's a ****ing lunatic, fellas.

A Bison Sideline Mascot

I'd just find the most realistic looking fake Bison head out there (or better..., contract with whoever makes that sort of thing to come up with two of them [a primary and a backup]...)

Have the head and horns be the focal point with long sleeves and long pants covering all else aside from the wrist and hand area... We' d have to come up with a couple of fake hooves to cover the hands and wrists...

Once again, stay far away from the clown look and lean towards realism... (Ped Pete is a great example of the ultra creepy "clown look" and what Not to do)...

Just a "Keep It Simple stupid" approach that could have things up and running rapidly and not have a great deal of upkeep and expenditure after the initial outlay for the two heads...

One key would be to find someone at least 6'2" with broad shoulders to wear the head...

The kids under 7 or 8 would love him...

My Avatar endorses this concept. 😎
He's willing to allow his image and likeness to be used as a prototype model if needed...

Celebrity bookings for your next shindig - kind of interesting

Ever wonder how much it would cost to have Alicia Keys play at your daughter's wedding? ($750K - $1M). A little strapped for cash? How about 10,000 Maniacs (minus Natalie Merchant) for a mere $10K-$20K? Then again, who would want 10,000 Maniacs without Merchant?

Or, how about hiring the two cheapest (of the six) Creedence tribute bands - Creedence Again and Creedence Forever - for $2,500 to $7,500 each, and have them play at opposite ends of the reception hall. Best tribute band gets a $2,500 bonus.

But, my favorite has got to be former Purdue football coach, Darrell Hazell for a mere $25K-$40K. I mean, who doesn't want a coach who managed to win 3 Big Ten games in 3.5 seasons as head coach of Purdue.?

Harrison Butker, a kicker, said this at a commencement at some Catholic school this weekend:

“The bad policies and poor leadership have negatively impacted major life issues. Things like abortion, IVF, surrogacy, euthanasia, as well as a growing support for the degenerate cultural values and media all stem from pervasiveness of disorder.”


I have 3 daughters thanks to IVF. Butker would be fighting me if he uttered those words in my presence.

But he's soooo full of the Holy Spirit, ain't he?

Louisville game preview and weather forecast...

We need to keep a close eye out on this game since there is a really good chance we might have a midweek game canceled over weather for the second straight week, with the Louisville area expecting rain and thunderstorms throughout the day and into the evening, and the forecast includes the possibility of hail and localized flooding. I'll do the weather forecast first:

It's expected to be 73 at game time (6 p.m. ET) and cloudy with the chance of rain at 47 pct. They are expecting mid-afternoon thunderstorms and thunderstorms mid-evening. Wind is expected to be out of the SSE at 7 mph with gusts to 10 mph.

IU has an RPI of 56, while Louisville (29-22) has an RPI of 62.

The pitchers for both teams are TBD.

Stats: The stats for both teams are incredibly close to each other in pitching and fielding, with Louisville playing in a stronger baseball conference. The B1G's overall RPI is 4th among conferences, while the ACC is 2nd.

Batting: In 50 games played, IU's hitting dropped to a team average of .295 after the Husker series, while in 51 games played, Louisville is hitting .313 as a team. IU has hit 69 homers, 115 doubles, and 7 triples, while Louisville has 74 homers, 113 doubles, and 21 triples (which would be No. 1 in the B1G.)

Pitching: IU's team ERA moved up from 11th to 10th in the B1G at 6.28. In 50 games, IU pitching has given up 80 homers. Louisville's team ERA is 6.63 in 51 games, and their pitching has given up 82 homers.

Fielding: IU's fielding is at .964 and they have 63 errors in 50 games. Louisville's fielding is at .965 and they have 64 errors in 51 games.
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Ukraine and NATO(US) Are Done.

All of the jingoist talkers are now facing the grim reality that the Ukrainian misadventure has failed in every conceivable way.

Russia is much stronger today than in February '22, and continues to surge the industrial war materiel production capability far beyond the NATO group's ability to respond. Ukrainian population estimates range as low as 20 million remaining, out of 35 million before the Russian SMO, with 3-5 million internally displaced.
Ukrainian infrastructure is in ruins, the military is decimated, and morale is at rock bottom.
Ukrainian sources are revealing the massive corruption and theft of $Billions of American taxpayer funds by the connected Ukrainian elites..Kharkiv's outer defensive fortification ring barely existed...the money to build them stolen.
There is an expectation that Turkey will be the next domino to fall....out of NATO and into alignment with the Arab bloc and the Yuan/Ruble reserve currency movement.
The United States is in serious trouble. The Big Lie has been exposed.
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