You know you're getting old when....

[Noodle]

Your smart watch credits you with 1 minute of vigorous exercise when you take a crap.

 

[All4You]

When you realize that the Mature category on Porn Hub is now just age appropriate

 

[larsIU]

Your smart watch credits you with 1 minute of vigorous exercise when you take a crap.

YOU'RE EARNING ZONE MINUTES!

 

[hoot1]

Your smart watch credits you with 1 minute of vigorous exercise when you take a crap.

Don't blame it on getting old. Blame it on the stress of the Biden economy .