Who’s had crazy girl sex?
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I have said before that I thought my wife was crazy for getting with me. I truly outkicked my coverage. To me the best sex is the one where I have an orgasm.
It is, but it quickly tips the scales to not being worth the crazy IME.
There's a reason the whole boiled pet rabbit scene in Fatal Attraction resonated with dudes everywhere.
I can't wait until TMP sees this one.
You understand not everybody able to answer this question survived?
Well my experience was she was bi-polar. Lovely woman but her moods would cycle. However when she was hypomanic she wanted sex “a lot” and wanted to make it fun. I would say she was more experimental than most and could have multiple orgasms like I’ve never witnessed before.
so you're saying she was wild........and crazy
i'll take the wild
no thanks to the crazy
There's a lot of guys on the Water Cooler that, if they've had sex, it was clearly with a woman that was crazy
I don't know about "crazy girl" sex, but the best sex is generally with a woman who is crazy for sex and craves it like I do. Generally if she likes it, is into it and open-minded, it's going to be pretty great! The very best though? Yeah, those ladies that immediately come to mind for me had a bit of crazy in them I'd say! Crazy fun, or just plain crazy, but that does seem to sometimes make for a better experience!
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Is he against married men from having orgasms? What is he a monster?I can't wait until TMP sees this one.
As a proud girl dad, I will make all future SILs watch Fatal Attraction. With me on the couch beside them. There will be pauses and life lessons espoused during the movie. At the conclusion I’ll give a hearty pat on back and simply say “Don’t f$ck it up young man”.
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While watching together, you should be cleaning a gun.
as a girl dad, I hate the double standard.
I have two sons and two daughters and tried to raise all of them to have some sense. My oldest daughter is nuts a bit but it is not all her fault. Men have lied to her. I have told her that,"you suck in picking men so this has to improve". Hopefully she will listen because she is going through her second divorce and she is under 30.
I think most of us would believe it's not all your kid's fault, without any proof whatsoever!
I do appreciate it. Sometimes people are good at some things and not others. I did get a couple of grandsons from her two husbands though so that is something to be thankful for.
There is no one, with out the other, although some never achieve the one, since they are ALWAYS effing CRAZY.
In my ""prime" while in college, hooked up with a beauty. short, fit, super spunky, just had that "look" in her eye's at all times.
I was living on campus, but my best buddy had a place off campus. .... "Hey buddy, can I bum your key and go hang out, watch some tv with this chick this afternoon"? Of course he agrees so there I was.
One thing led to another, after about 5 seconds inside the house. Brown chicken brown cow...
Mean while back at the dorm, it's around 10 pm, 5 hours later the phone rings it's my buddy.
WTF did you do to my bed? It's like a freakin swamp. A queen size mattress that is a fully soaked sponge.
Hmmmm, I hadn't noticed...
OMG she was FREAKY. ... Sad thing about 4 weeks later, it burned when I pee'd. That was hard to explain to the girlfriend back home. .... Yes I know I was wrong. I've not always been as virtuous as I am now.
Then there was the gymnast who "loved" play ground equipment. That one would be harder to explain on here.
I was living on campus, but my best buddy had a place off campus. .... "Hey buddy, can I bum your key and go hang out, watch some tv with this chick this afternoon"? Of course he agrees so there I was.
One thing led to another, after about 5 seconds inside the house. Brown chicken brown cow...
Mean while back at the dorm, it's around 10 pm, 5 hours later the phone rings it's my buddy.
WTF did you do to my bed? It's like a freakin swamp. A queen size mattress that is a fully soaked sponge.
Hmmmm, I hadn't noticed...
OMG she was FREAKY. ... Sad thing about 4 weeks later, it burned when I pee'd. That was hard to explain to the girlfriend back home. .... Yes I know I was wrong. I've not always been as virtuous as I am now.
Then there was the gymnast who "loved" play ground equipment. That one would be harder to explain on here.
There's nothing like a good ol' clothes hurricane in a race to get nekked with a girl, when 5 minutes before you wondered if you were getting laid. I liked it when it happened while you're in the hallway before you even sit down. Went out with a girl, and I went to pick her up and she had melons. She opens the door and she's wearing a strapless top and I stepped in closed the door and attacked like a lion on an injured zebra. Supposed to go to dinner and an hour later we were ordering delivery pizza from her bed.
Pull out and cum inside my ass crazy (she liked the feeling/memory of pain/pleasure the next day when she was at school was her reason) or those who like to do it in strange places -- from the Washington Monument to hourly hotels? Or parent's bed strange? To extensive usage of mirrors? (She was a strange one -- if we weren't arguing we were fecking -- we went to Portugal for 3 weeks and all we did was feck or argue. Broke up after we got back.)
Or using a Lelo below while I was in her mouth?
Or there where shit they used to do to me -- from silk ribbons
to fingers in your orifice, looking for that elusive male g-spot.Had a squirter who really liked phone sex when we were not together. She would go to the office's bathroom (at USC) and do the deed with me on the other end of the line. I just remembered -- we did it at her doctor's office once!!
Had a few squirters but I guess you cant consider them crazy since its a physiological feature. The USC chick was almost a bed wetter when she came. Seriously had to stop and put the towels underneath her before proceeding. Needless to say we rarely did the deed at my place!!!
Asian girls here seem to multi-climax a lot -- anywhere from 3 to 8 times a session.
I had fecked my yoga teacher who made dinner and provided sex as revenge fecking. I think she was engaged to her BF then. Crazy? Something at least. She never contacted me after that!
Had a divorcee blow me like in the movies in the bathroom of a karaoke room. It was the first time I met here too.
edit: I had a few rimmers over the years. Not sure if that's 'crazy' Midwestern standards.
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Well... I’m convinced. As far as I’m concerned, you’re the board expert on crazy sex, until I hear otherwise.Pull out and cum inside my ass crazy (she liked the feeling/memory of pain/pleasure the next day when she was at school was her reason) or those who like to do it in strange places -- from the Washington Monument to hourly hotels? Or parent's bed strange? To extensive usage of mirrors? (She was a strange one -- if we weren't arguing we were fecking -- we went to Portugal for 3 weeks and all we did was feck or argue. Broke up after we got back.)
Or using a Lelo below while I was in her mouth?
Or there where shit they used to do to me -- from silk ribbons
Had a squirter who really liked phone sex when we were not together. She would go to the office's bathroom (at USC) and do the deed with me on the other end of the line. I just remembered -- we did it at her doctor's office once!!
Had a few squirters but I guess you cant consider them crazy since its a physiological feature. The USC chick was almost a bed wetter when she came. Seriously had to stop and put the towels underneath her before proceeding. Needless to say we rarely did the deed at my place!!!
Asian girls here seem to multi-climax a lot -- anywhere from 3 to 8 times a session.
I had fecked my yoga teacher who made dinner and provided sex as revenge fecking. I think she was engaged to her BF then. Crazy? Something at least. She never contacted me after that!
Had a divorcee blow me like in the movies in the bathroom of a karaoke room. It was the first time I met here too.
edit: I had a few rimmers over the years. Not sure if that's 'crazy' Midwestern standards.
Personally, I think the acts themselves are pretty vanilla compared to some people I know.
Also, times have changed.
I was having dinner with a GF a few years ago. Her teenager son's HS friend was casually talking about sex with other boys like how you and I would discuss which are the best burgers in town. A lot of fun was his response.
When asked whether he preferred to have sex with a girl, he said that he would obviously try. Just have not had the opportunity yet.
I think it's the same for women. They are more likely to push the envelope -- more so than men nowadays esp the divorced ones. Part of their exploratory in their seeking of identity journey.
lol ........... f**ing cringe.I can't wait until TMP sees this one.
Dude has read two books in his whole life, and thinks he's the expert on life. He's like a lame ass 1950's informercial short film..
Gotta be a troll account. Can't be real dude who is so lacking in self awareness.
He's really no worse than several posters on the Cooler, he's just more docile.
Pull out and cum inside my ass crazy (she liked the feeling/memory of pain/pleasure the next day when she was at school was her reason) or those who like to do it in strange places -- from the Washington Monument to hourly hotels? Or parent's bed strange? To extensive usage of mirrors? (She was a strange one -- if we weren't arguing we were fecking -- we went to Portugal for 3 weeks and all we did was feck or argue. Broke up after we got back.)
Or using a Lelo below while I was in her mouth?
Or there where shit they used to do to me -- from silk ribbons
Had a squirter who really liked phone sex when we were not together. She would go to the office's bathroom (at USC) and do the deed with me on the other end of the line. I just remembered -- we did it at her doctor's office once!!
Had a few squirters but I guess you cant consider them crazy since its a physiological feature. The USC chick was almost a bed wetter when she came. Seriously had to stop and put the towels underneath her before proceeding. Needless to say we rarely did the deed at my place!!!
Asian girls here seem to multi-climax a lot -- anywhere from 3 to 8 times a session.
I had fecked my yoga teacher who made dinner and provided sex as revenge fecking. I think she was engaged to her BF then. Crazy? Something at least. She never contacted me after that!
Had a divorcee blow me like in the movies in the bathroom of a karaoke room. It was the first time I met here too.
edit: I had a few rimmers over the years. Not sure if that's 'crazy' Midwestern standards.
Dear Penthouse Forum...
I am sure I have forgotten quite a few.
My biggest scam still is pulling the stunt of getting a threesome as a birthday present on the Gf's birthday. 🤣 🤣 🤣
I just read on the online magazine the crazy, squirter, phonesex, (thot she was going to bobbit me in my herb induced paranoia) ex-GF has gone all Jesus.
Even got baptised in the Jordan River -- all branded with her. Had like 450pairs of expensive branded shoes at last count. Figures that she would fly all the way to Israel to get baptised, not just any old church in Singapore. Leopard/spots!!
Even got baptised in the Jordan River -- all branded with her. Had like 450pairs of expensive branded shoes at last count. Figures that she would fly all the way to Israel to get baptised, not just any old church in Singapore. Leopard/spots!!
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Certainly not me. I am not sure but I think it's a criminal offense in most states.
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