Where the f*** is the capper?…

[ButHerEmails]

Did I miss it? Is he busy cashing a check?

 

[Rockport Zebra]

I just Spoke with the Capper. He skipped De; Mar saying this is the biggest game sense Purdue in 67 and has tickets on the fifty-yard line thirty rows up. Glad Rourke is starting. If he can't go, then Jackson is in. If Jackson started and had to replace him, that would hurt the program going forward. No good reason to reverse the situation. Coaching. As for giving the points on the road, "don't be greedy" Leave it alone. Just win baby. The Capper doesn't work, hangs out at the track and can cash a check in any bar in three states.

 

[From the Balcony]

I just Spoke with the Capper. He skipped De; Mar saying this is the biggest game sense Purdue in 67 and has tickets on the fifty-yard line thirty rows up. Glad Rourke is starting. If he can't go, then Jackson is in. If Jackson started and had to replace him, that would hurt the program going forward. No good reason to reverse the situation. Coaching. As for giving the points on the road, "don't be greedy" Leave it alone. Just win baby. The Capper doesn't work, hangs out at the track and can cash a check in any bar in three states.

Are the three states: delusion, denial, and despair?