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[Univee2]

I've always had this idea for a podcast. Nobody names their boys Richard anymore. The pod is called "Where are the Dicks?" We'll take callers who are named Rich, Richard or Dick and hear how having that name has affected their lives. Just a bunch of shit talk between calls. Drink some beers. Whisky tastings. Whatever we want to do.

Tread softly.

I’m a Richard and I’m Irish. Irish Alzheimer’s is real - we forget everything but the grudges.

Richard became Ric - no K. My mother said there’s no K in Richard, and mothers are always right.

 

[mcmurtry66]

Yeah hooky is trying to get a dicks podcast going and Cortez an old lady names podcast. It hasn’t been 15 minutes since we’ve had the epiphany that we should be getting paid HERE

You’re right

 

[snarlcakes]

I went to sleep last night thinking it was over. All that content wiped from existence at the push of a button. The memes, the fights, the entire course outline for CoH U.

An existential reminder of the fleeting nature of all existence really. A real wake up call. What would I do with my time now? Would I find an entirely new way of being in the world? Maybe I’ll become a writer? A poet? An infinite number of possibilities unfolded before me in a flash. My desperation turned to curiosity, even hope.

Then I woke up to write a good bye post only to find the WC restored. Well, Fvck. Back to the grindstone I guess.

I had emergency plans in place. I'm still probably going to carry them out.

 

[larsIU]

Also

 

[mcmurtry66]

Also

That’s ridiculous. We’re fcking cones doing this for free

 

[larsIU]

I’ve had a related idea. You take forgotten names and try and find the youngest person with that name. For example, we have Linda on the pod today. Linda is 48 and lives outside of Des Moines.

My own name seems to have disappeared in those under 40.

 

[Bulk VanderHuge]

There's a perfect segment for "Where Are The Dicks?".

And a perfect name for the Dream Team annual.

 

[larsIU]

And a perfect name for the Dream Team annual.

I guess Bronies was already taken. Oh well.

 

[BradStevens]

That’s ridiculous. We’re fcking cones doing this for free

Form a Union | AFL-CIO

aflcio.org

 

[mcmurtry66]

Form a Union | AFL-CIO

aflcio.org

Honey. It’s your first day!!! How is the new business??? Getting lots of subscribers?!!

Eh

What’s wrong?!!

Instead of subscribing they are demanding to be paid.

What?!!!!

Yeah. 25 years of subscriptions and on my first day they decided to “flip the script”

Who???

Something called The Dream Team. This place is a powder keg

 

[BadWakeboarder]

Form a Union | AFL-CIO

aflcio.org

We’d definitely be Teamsters. Not AFL-CIO. Those guys are cucks.

 

[dr.jb]

I've always had this idea for a podcast. Nobody names their boys Richard anymore. The pod is called "Where are the Dicks?" We'll take callers who are named Rich, Richard or Dick and hear how having that name has affected their lives. Just a bunch of shit talk between calls. Drink some beers. Whisky tastings. Whatever we want to do.

sorta like this

 

[twenty02]

That’s ridiculous. We’re fcking cones doing this for free

I'm not sure the same 30 people posting 150x day is the kind of traffic the angel investors are looking to target

This is premium content bitch!

 

[JamieDimonsBalls]

I think the new owners saw the posts and restored it. Don’t know. But Jim moved to on3

On3 actually at the forefront of recruiting. Rivals is only good for OT talk

 

[hookyIU1990]

Yeah hooky is trying to get a dicks podcast going and Cortez an old lady names podcast. It hasn’t been 15 minutes since we’ve had the epiphany that we should be getting paid HERE

You’re right

Cortez and I would kill it. With the right content, we could work out a licensing deal with Rivals or On3. Before you know it, we're picked up by a major network for 10s of millions.

 

[mcmurtry66]

Cortez and I would kill it. With the right content, we could work out a licensing deal with Rivals or On3. Before you know it, we're picked up by a major network for 10s of millions.

I could wreck it with one phone call. Hey cortez!! First time caller short time listener. You guys going to play that new Morgan Wallen song?!!! Shit is fire!!!!.

Whatever your scheduled talking points would devolve into a two hour rant on hating bro country music.

Well I guess that’s our time today

 

[larsIU]

Whatever your scheduled talking points would devolve into a two hour rant on hating bro country music.

Tis not devolution to rant on bro-country (alternatively - Nashville Cheese, Pop-Country, the dreaded Crossover-Country, etc.), nay, it is ASCENSION!!!!

 

[hookyIU1990]

I could wreck it with one phone call. Hey cortez!! First time caller short time listener. You guys going to play that new Morgan Wallen song?!!! Shit is fire!!!!.

Whatever your scheduled talking points would devolve into a two hour rant on hating bro country music.

Well I guess that’s our time today

Dude, that would be like throwing gas on a fire. We'd probably go long and whatever network who bought us would have to start the big game on their shitty app while we drove a huge spike in ratings and ads.

 

[hookyIU1990]

Tis not devolution to rant on bro-country (alternatively - Nashville Cheese, Pop-Country, the dreaded Crossover-Country, etc.), nay, it is ASCENSION!!!!

This guy gets it.

@larsIU do you have any interest in an executive producer/call screener role?

 

[mcmurtry66]

This guy gets it.

@larsIU do you have any interest in an executive producer/call screener role?

Please stay focused. We’re trying to get paid. HERE

Pay
Us

 

[larsIU]

This guy gets it.

@larsIU do you have any interest in an executive producer/call screener role?

My favorite way to screen applicants is a 3rd grade math test so I'm sure I'd be fine.

Ngl, I can pull some shit off when motivated.

As long as our northstar is 1990's Jim Rome Show. Specifically, the SMACKOFF

 

[Cortez88]

My own name seems to have disappeared in those under 40.

Where did all the Heathers go???

 

[hookyIU1990]

Please stay focused. We’re trying to get paid. HERE

Pay
Us

It's Lord of the Flies in here right now. We're talking Westward Ho land grab shit. Don't ensnare Cortez and I in your small time antics. We're not one at a timing here. We're communicating to the masses, Pappy O'Daniel style.

 

[larsIU]

Where did all the Heathers go???

NO. Just no.

Shudder.

 

[larsIU]

My favorite way to screen applicants is a 3rd grade math test so I'm sure I'd be fine.

Ngl, I can pull some shit off when motivated.

As long as our northstar is 1990's Jim Rome Show. Specifically, the SMACKOFF

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****ing rabbit holes

 

[iuwclurker]

I can’t remember. It was a few months ago. He was exploring ideas to increase membership and I told him that IMO it’s mostly just luck. Good team more interest. Lots of apathy the last decade. You lose followers. He can’t do much about that

Truth. IU bball has never really recovered from the loss if. Bobby Knight.

 

[iuwclurker]

See that’s an angle. That’s a hook. That could work.

As for this place we’re being exploited. WE’RE THE TALENT. This is very simple

Pay
Us

You sound like the last guy at the bar…

 

[larsIU]

Where did all the Heathers go???

 

[Marvin the Martian]

What did I miss, did someone enforce a no posting while Cory Booker talks rule? That would be a good one, filibuster the Cooler.

 

[iuwclurker]

I went to sleep last night thinking it was over. All that content wiped from existence at the push of a button. The memes, the fights, the entire course outline for CoH U.

An existential reminder of the fleeting nature of all existence really. A real wake up call. What would I do with my time now? Would I find an entirely new way of being in the world? Maybe I’ll become a writer? A poet? An infinite number of possibilities unfolded before me in a flash. My desperation turned to curiosity, even hope.

Then I woke up to write a good bye post only to find the WC restored. Well, Fvck. Back to the grindstone I guess.

G’dam capitalism. Enough to turn you into a Communist.

 

[VanPastorMan]

I went to sleep last night thinking it was over. All that content wiped from existence at the push of a button. The memes, the fights, the entire course outline for CoH U.

An existential reminder of the fleeting nature of all existence really. A real wake up call. What would I do with my time now? Would I find an entirely new way of being in the world? Maybe I’ll become a writer? A poet? An infinite number of possibilities unfolded before me in a flash. My desperation turned to curiosity, even hope.

Then I woke up to write a good bye post only to find the WC restored. Well, Fvck. Back to the grindstone I guess.

Wait, even my stuff was gone?

 

[UncleMark]

Wait, even my stuff was gone?

You, lucy, and kurt were the first to go. Credit to Goat and Eppy for your resurrection.

 

[VanPastorMan]

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I love the whole Messiah work by Handle. It is said he wrote the whole thing in a month. Years ago I saw one of those flash mobs in a food court where they sang the Hallelujah Chorus and I had tears in my eyes.

 

[VanPastorMan]

I didn't even know I was gone. lol

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

Holy shit the last 20 minutes of reading has been a terrible roller coaster of emotions! I can't start days like this without wanting to add to my cache of weaponry!

I wanted to add. I never missed any group of people more, for 20 minutes.
You bunch of Douche Canoes!

 

[JamieDimonsBalls]

northstar is 1990's Jim Rome Show

 

[BradStevens]

You, lucy, and kurt were the first to go. Credit to Goat and Eppy for your resurrection.

Should've waited three days.

Too soon?

 

[larsIU]

But not in the 90’s. Time and place. Pre-internet trolling and live verbal abuse. The true beginnings of keyboard warriors were callers.

But like everything it was better back then.

 

[Bulk VanderHuge]

Should've waited three days.

Too soon?

'Tis the season.