So f#cking back! It’s been an amazing November. @BradStevens start doing the Trump dance the next time your neighbor says something silly.
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We’re back.
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But that mustache... Takes effort. A LOT of effort!
If his wife sees me doing it, she won't let him walk the dog with me anymore.
So, yeah, I'll probably do it.
If my wife were to see me doing that dance, she would think I was having a seizure of some sort mixed with practicing a half ass golf swing.
I'd have to play it off as I was heavily intoxicated.
I'd have to play it off as I was heavily intoxicated.
If you start doing the Trump dance you won’t have to stick your d#ck in cheesecake anymore.
Cheesecake?If you start doing the Trump dance you won’t have to stick your d#ck in cheesecake anymore.
If you start doing the Trump dance you won’t have to stick your d#ck in cheesecake anymore.
I do that dance, my marriage is over.
Hookers and blow would really be in my future then. Thanks Trump.
hookers in the modern day have to be horrible. way easier ways to make dough. hell brad is talking getting an onlyfans cookin. a middle aged lawyers in shawls. unless it's a fetish area i'm unaware of imagine what a hot chick can do
True story...
Couple years ago, I was at a motel finishing up filling the last machine I had to do when a girl, probably around 20 came up and started talking to me. Nothing exciting but I could tell she had been drinking... honestly I thought she might have been a stripper because the motel is next to a strip club. Anyway, I finish up what I'm doing and she says, you know, $50 and we can have a real good time.
I looked at her and just laughed. I smiled and told her that I was married and was saving her life because if my wife ever found out, we were both dead.
Definitely a butterface. Solid 4, maybe 3.5 depending.
that's hilarious!!!!
i've only had that happen once. in vegas. actually with our crew of friends with cortez tho he was mia for that one. it was an epic story. i was such a dumbass i thought she was genuinely coming on to me. smokin hot. like insanely hot. then got up close and dropped considerably. butter face ish. came up to our crew at the sportbook and was giving me lapdances and shit. on and on. then i guess i was noncommittal and her pimp started making finger gun gestures at me. that he was going to shoot me. it was quite frightening. went on for more than an hour. i had a bottle ready at all times to whack the fckr as my worthless friends were planning their escape
He tried to give her Bitcoin, but like everyone else, she didn't accept it.
Boogie didn’t have any cash.
I travel the world and stay at nice hotels for work. There are always hookers at the bar. 9/10 of them are gross in either a naturally fugly way or in a way where I can’t tell if they’re dudes.
They’ll never get my money.
