Turned down a 27 yo model tonight cause she was too wasted...

[C-$]

Couldn't roll with that, yo.

I mean, I'll hit that when she's not so hammered.

She was hot as shit.

But fellas have a reputation to uphold.

Know what I'm sayin'?

 

[TheOriginalHappyGoat]

Couldn't roll with that, yo.

I mean, I'll hit that when she's not so hammered.

She was hot as shit.

But fellas have a reputation to uphold.

Know what I'm sayin'?

No.

 

[C-$]

No.

K.

 

[3sportcoach]

What's funny is you fell for the "I'm a model" line. Hahahaha.

 

[Optimist13]

You should have referred her to Rick Pitino.
because Pitino's looking for some new talent
for his team.

 

[Pelkowski]

They do have Plus-sized models now. Just sayin'.

 

[Rangeline Fan]

Couldn't roll with that, yo.

I mean, I'll hit that when she's not so hammered.

She was hot as shit.

But fellas have a reputation to uphold.

Know what I'm sayin'?

I think auto correct changed he to she a couple of times.

 

[The Vid]

Couldn't roll with that, yo.

I mean, I'll hit that when she's not so hammered.

She was hot as shit.

But fellas have a reputation to uphold.

Know what I'm sayin'?

You should have taken her home, did nothing, and then tried to hit it when she woke up and was mostly sober. She may have said no or she may have said screw it this Shrek lookin mofo got me home safely and I owe him one.

 

[IU Meathead]

They do have Plus-sized models now. Just sayin'.

I was thinking a hand model.


Lime George Costanza.

 

[NickStromboli]

I figured it was because she was too old

 

[C-$]

What's funny is you fell for the "I'm a model" line. Hahahaha.

Oh, there are pics....

There are many pics.....

 

[OldChargey]

Couldn't roll with that, yo.

I mean, I'll hit that when she's not so hammered.

She was hot as shit.

But fellas have a reputation to uphold.

Know what I'm sayin'?

Is this woman Hispanic?

 

[UTFO]

Couldn't roll with that, yo.

I mean, I'll hit that when she's not so hammered.

She was hot as shit.

But fellas have a reputation to uphold.

Know what I'm sayin'?

And they say chivalry is dead...

 

[VanPastorMan]

Couldn't roll with that, yo.

I mean, I'll hit that when she's not so hammered.

She was hot as shit.

But fellas have a reputation to uphold.

Know what I'm sayin'?

You are a gentleman sir.

 

[burnthemallralphie]

Money, where was this?

 

[C-$]

Money, where was this?

Pizza King in Zionsville...

Of all places.

 

[burnthemallralphie]

Makes sense that a drunk model would seek out food.

Did you get her number at least?

 

[HA2740]

Couldn't roll with that, yo.

Happens to guys when they get older.

I mean, I'll hit that when she's not so hammered.

Story checks out.

She was hot as shit.

True.

But fellas have a reputation to uphold.

False.

Know what I'm sayin'?

Usually don't.

It's gameday. Go Hoosiers. I hope you're heckling Dakich for all us who can't attend.

 

[Bloom.]

Couldn't roll with that, yo.

I mean, I'll hit that when she's not so hammered.

She was hot as shit.

But fellas have a reputation to uphold.

Know what I'm sayin'?

http://www.ugly.org/UGLY-MODELS/index.php/girls-1.html

 

[T.M.P.]

Couldn't roll with that, yo.

I mean, I'll hit that when she's not so hammered.

She was hot as shit.

But fellas have a reputation to uphold.

Know what I'm sayin'?

Yup, I hate sloppy drunk fks... ata boy, you're growing up. About time .... right?

 

[C-$]

Makes sense that a drunk model would seek out food.

Did you get her number at least?

Yes.

It's on.

 

[C-$]

Yup, I hate sloppy drunk fks... ata boy, you're growing up. About time .... right?

Preach.

Handled the situation properly. Been texting with her today. She's flying out to NYC in the morning. We're meeting up when she gets back on Friday.

 

[FL33]

Couldn't roll with that, yo.

I mean, I'll hit that when she's not so hammered.

She was hot as shit.

But fellas have a reputation to uphold.

Know what I'm sayin'?

No you didn't.

Maybe you knew someone who did

 

[Rangeline Fan]

Pizza King in Zionsville...

Of all places.

I am call Bull Chit right now....

I know for sure, that anything....and I stress "thing"....that you met at Pizza King in Zionsville, is not a model, nor is she hot.

 

[C-$]

I am call Bull Chit right now....

I know for sure, that anything....and I stress "thing"....that you met at Pizza King in Zionsville, is not a model, nor is she hot.

Not bullshit at all, broseph... She wasn't just "randomly" there.

She was the photographer for my buddy's wedding (they just did a small ceremony with family), and some of us met up with the couple afterwards. They brought her along after the bride talked me up.

It's in progress, yo.

Tons of pics on FB, but I can't figure out how to post on the IC without hosting them elsewhere and I'm really not gonna work that hard for you jackasses.

Shoot me an email and I'll send you some...

 

[Optimist13]

your skank must really be desparate/stupid

 

[C-$]

your skank must really be desparate/stupid

Why are you so angry? Hate your life? Fat and ugly?

 

[StewieRobinsonNW26]

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Rangeline Fan]

Not bullshit at all, broseph... She wasn't just "randomly" there.

She was the photographer for my buddy's wedding (they just did a small ceremony with family), and some of us met up with the couple afterwards. They brought her along after the bride talked me up.

It's in progress, yo.

Tons of pics on FB, but I can't figure out how to post on the IC without hosting them elsewhere and I'm really not gonna work that hard for you jackasses.

Shoot me an email and I'll send you some...

I can see that....but the Station? Dude if you meeting up with people in Zville, there are much better options...

 

[C-$]

I can see that....but the Station? Dude if you meeting up with people in Zville, there are much better options...

You're fixated on a non-issue.

The bride and groom wanted to go there for whatever reason, so that's where we went.

We all had only been there once before and had a great time.

It's good to go to dive bars once in a while.

 

[Rangeline Fan]

Dude...its the station. Its a level or two below a dive bar.

Great pizza and stroms though

 

[C-$]

Dude...its the station. Its a level or two below a dive bar.

Great pizza and stroms though

I've never eaten there.

I discovered that I suck at Golden Tee.

 

[Rangeline Fan]

I've never eaten there.

I discovered that I suck at Golden Tee.

Honestly...the stroms there are about as close to a Nicks Strom as I have been able to find.

 

[Optimist13]

Why are you so angry? Hate your life? Fat and ugly?

Some hellbelly called at 3:30 AM today concerning her wanting a divorce. Wrong number and I couldn't get back to sleep.

 

[crimsonlaw]

So I looked her up. Not bad looking. She lacks an ass.

 

[C-$]

So I looked her up. Not bad looking. She lacks an ass.

A bit, yes.

 

[Rangeline Fan]

So I looked her up. Not bad looking. She lacks an ass.

IWPIIHB

 

[crimsonlaw]

IWPIIHB

Duh.

 

[UTFO]

So I looked her up. Not bad looking. She lacks an ass.

Deal breaker.

 

[C-$]

Deal breaker.

He's exaggerating.

Trust me.