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Trump Trash

Look. I’m not voting for Trump. I’m probably writing in Cignetti because my vote won’t mean shit in IN.

But, honestly, **** the choices. The way the populace treats this very serious time in our history just further lays bare our inability to solve any problems or really do much of anything at all.

I’m approaching nihilism. This can’t continue. Do we really need cataclysm, catastrophe, collapse, Idi-****ing-ocracy before we wake the **** up? Apparently we do and that’s beyond disappointing. It’s crushing.

The thin veneer of civility means something. It’s what separates us from the truly shithole countries.

Trump isn’t wrong about some things. NAFTA ended up ****ing up a bunch of shit and especially for poorer and lower middle class blue collar Americans. Both goddamn mother****ing sides did it. And they continued immigration policies which further degraded the wages of the blue collar class. And now we’re totally ****ed. But what does the orange menace do? Be a ****ing racist piece of shit. So now the left, who should ****ing know better because they should ****ing be for blue collar labor in this country, turned their ****ing backs on them. And now the left calls their former constituents racist for seeing that Trump might be onto something about our political elites. On both sides. Why? Because Trump fluffs racist bullshit and he’s a transactional asshole who only does what benefits him. Like courting the alt right and dropping dog whistles more often than a duck hunter.

And that’s why he can’t get my vote. Harris is a loon and a blank slate for the progressive left. No ****ing attempt to pivot and she’s about to ****ing lose to this ****ing gasbag asshole.

Sonofabitch, pass the Tylenol.
You're inching closer to me, Lars. Just remember: your vote doesn't matter, it has never mattered, and it never will matter. So don't worry about it.
 
It’s a cult. In Georgia they’re replacing several of the area’s tennis courts with pickleball courts - pissing off the tennis geeks - while building a score of new courts. You’ve got these 75-year-old women with $500 outfits, hats/visors, gloves, custom paddles and “pickleball-specific” shoes.

The end is near.
We are a country of unhealthy fatties. I am not going to criticize anything that may contribute to rectifying that no matter how weird or small the contribution.

Go get it grannies.
 
I do have pretty sweet chest hair too. Hmmmmm
Flirty GIF by Rosanna Pansino


Seriously, bang it out one time in a V-neck and socks. It screams sexy, cozy, and confident all in one. Your wife will love it.
 
Serious question from an ignoramus: does ammo go bad?
Not really as long as you're storing it someplace with a fairly stable temp and reasonable humidity. I've got some old turkish surplus stuff that is an example of what happens when it's stored improperly. You pull the trigger and nothing happens Maybe it finally cooks off a few seconds later or even a few minutes later, but maybe it doesn't at all. It's no fun not knowing when something that's designed to explode is actually going to explode.
 
Nah, I'm just cheap as ****. You could buy that garbage for 5 cents a round or maybe less 20+ years ago. Lesson learned.

Google "Turkish 8mm surplus problems" and behold my dumbassery in a quest to shoot as cheaply as possible.
@snarlcakes

Stuff like this will pop up in that google search -
" I have one friend who is missing a couple fingers from an incident in which a round of Turk surplus he thought was a dud detonated while he was ramming it out with a cleaning rod – the rod took off his thumb and the bullet took two more fingers."
 
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Nah, I'm just cheap as ****. You could buy that garbage for 5 cents a round or maybe less 20+ years ago. Lesson learned.

Google "Turkish 8mm surplus problems" and behold my dumbassery in a quest to shoot as cheaply as possible.
Save it.

You can sell it to others for food or maybe a nice cougar during the coming apocalypse/RECKONING. Noobs like me will never know the difference.
 
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I figure worst case, I throw it at people or send it from a wrist rocket as they're trying to figure out how to breach my moat.

#psyops
My inlaws live on 5 acres in Central Illinois middle of nowhere. Visibility 500+ yards with a creek on the backside of the property. In ground house so roof is easily accessible and easy egress.

With alot of bored time at work I've thought about how to make it dependable.
 
My inlaws live on 5 acres in Central Illinois middle of nowhere. Visibility 500+ yards with a creek on the backside of the property. In ground house so roof is easily accessible and easy egress.

With alot of bored time at work I've thought about how to make it dependable.
Here's a drone shot of my place a few years ago. Please excuse the B&W as it was before they had affordable color camera options. That's when I realized I needed a moat. You really need an aerial perspective to truly understand where your shortcomings are.

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Here's a drone shot of my place a few years ago. Please excuse the B&W as it was before they had affordable color camera options. That's when I realized I needed a moat. You really need an aerial perspective to truly understand where your shortcomings are.

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My God, hooky, all this time I never knew you were an occultist!


As long as a spirit is inside a magical triangle, it is subject to the commands of the magician, who remains protected inside a Magic Circle. The spirit must be discharged or dismissed from within the triangle. It is considered dangerous to allow a spirit to escape the triangle.

Aleister Crowley and his assistant and lover, poet Victor Neuberg, performed a Ritual in 1909 in the desert south of Algiers, in which the demon Choronzon escaped from the magic triangle and attacked Neuberg. Neuberg managed to magically quell the demon.
 
My God, hooky, all this time I never knew you were an occultist!


As long as a spirit is inside a magical triangle, it is subject to the commands of the magician, who remains protected inside a Magic Circle. The spirit must be discharged or dismissed from within the triangle. It is considered dangerous to allow a spirit to escape the triangle.

Aleister Crowley and his assistant and lover, poet Victor Neuberg, performed a Ritual in 1909 in the desert south of Algiers, in which the demon Choronzon escaped from the magic triangle and attacked Neuberg. Neuberg managed to magically quell the demon.
I'm here to gain whatever edge over my opponent that I can.

Plus, the pentagram was too much work.
 
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I'm here to gain whatever edge over my opponent that I can.

Plus, the pentagram was too much work.
This is a fascinating story that someone needs to make into a movie:


For starters, this is going a long way to justify being gay:

He and Neuberg were on their way down the mount when Crowley suddenly was seized with the inspiration to perform a homosexual magic ritual with Neuberg and dedicate it to the Greek god of nature, Pan. They went back to the top of the mount, inscribed in the sand a magic circle protected with names and words of power, and made a crude stone altar. Crowley took the submissive role in the sexual act as a way of eliminating ego. The ritual marked a turning point for him in his view of the importance of sex in magic; he now saw it as a beneficial sacrament.
 
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This is a fascinating story that someone needs to make into a movie:


For starters, this is going a long way to justify being gay:

He and Neuberg were on their way down the mount when Crowley suddenly was seized with the inspiration to perform a homosexual magic ritual with Neuberg and dedicate it to the Greek god of nature, Pan. They went back to the top of the mount, inscribed in the sand a magic circle protected with names and words of power, and made a crude stone altar. Crowley took the submissive role in the sexual act as a way of eliminating ego. The ritual marked a turning point for him in his view of the importance of sex in magic; he now saw it as a beneficial sacrament.
Are you trying to tell me Ozzy was into dudes?



"Won't you ride my white horse" is a metaphor of some sort?
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