The Father's Day party on our porch has begun a day early.
Asked a recently confirmed American citizen from Thailand who the father of our country was.
She replied, "George Washington".
She then said to ask her native born husband this question when he arrived.
Upon his arrival and being asked he replied, "Jimmy Rodgers".
Hearing this, his Thai bride doubled over laughing.
To wit he declared, "I've been to the Country Hall of Fame, and I know who the Father of Country is".
The Thai bride looked puzzled and frowned as if she was about to lose her citizenship.
Asked a recently confirmed American citizen from Thailand who the father of our country was.
She replied, "George Washington".
She then said to ask her native born husband this question when he arrived.
Upon his arrival and being asked he replied, "Jimmy Rodgers".
Hearing this, his Thai bride doubled over laughing.
To wit he declared, "I've been to the Country Hall of Fame, and I know who the Father of Country is".
The Thai bride looked puzzled and frowned as if she was about to lose her citizenship.