Episode 4: Revenge of the stiff
And so the Trailer Town Knights rode off to find their knightly brother and save him from the evil little people of the forest. Behind them rode four other knights of the rhelm. Sir dolfingus, Sir Charlie, Sir UTFO, and Sir Kref. Sir CapitolHoosier rode in front.......where everyone could keep an eye on him.
After several days of travel, the weary knights came upon a wide stream with swiftly flowing water. There seemed no possibility of crossing without the knights riding many miles out of their way. "Please oh Lord," said Sir Clubjockey, "we have traveled many miles in our quest. Please show us the way." With that a blinding light appeared in the sky. It was a vision of the holy big gulp fountain cola cup. The knights dismounted and fell to their knees. Sir Cap was most excited.
Suddenly a voice rang out across the sky. "That voice" said Sir Little Lebowski, "why it's...." "It's Sir BigRedSpec" said Sir Clubjockey. "But he's been missing for over a year and feared dead" said Sir univee2. "KNIGHTS OF TRAILER TOWN!" said the voice. "THE ANSWERS YOU SEEK ARE IN THE VILLAGE OF WATER COOLER. GO THERE AND FIND YE THE MOST INSUFFERABLE, SELF IMPORANT, KNOW IT ALL. HIS NAME IS THE ORIGINAL HAPPY GOAT. YOUR ANSWERS LAY WITH HIM."
Then as suddenly as it had appeared the vision vanished and with it the voice. Suddenly the stream parted. "It's a blessing from above" said Sir Kref. "You think so?" said Sir Clubjockey, knowing Sir Spec's penchant for idiotic practical jokes. "Then you go first" All of the knights made it to the other side safely and continued their quest.
As they entered the village of water cooler they saw a group of men sitting in a circle in the nude singing folk songs and holding hands. "CHARGE!" Yelled Sir CapitolHoosier. "Hold on!" said Sir Clubjockey. "Let's just ask them where The Original Happy Goat is."
The men identified themselves as the order of the PC druids. There was sope creek, emanboiler, GOIU, Rockfish1, CO.Hoosier, qazpalm, and Rerun Stubs. As they finished up their rousing chorus of "Michael Rowed the Boat Ashore" Sir TBL asked which of them was an insufferable, self important, know it all. They all raised their hands at once.
"Uh...ok" said Sir Clubjockey, "which one of you is The Original Happy Goat?" The men gasped. "Who are you?" asked the one called Rerun Stubs. We are the Knights of the secret order of trailer town." said Sir Clubjockey. "What about us you jackass?" asked Sir dolfingus. "Oh yeah, and these guys too."
"Sir Knights" asked the one called Rockfish,1 "Is your secet order not home to the one called IUT "The Brilliant?" "Yes" replied Sir clubjockey. The men gasped again but this time in reverance. "In that case, said Rockfish1, you can go right in this hut behind me where you will find The Original Happy Goat."
The knights entered the hut where they found another naked man with a bottle of jergens lotion and a copy of The Nation. "Are you the one they call The Original Happy Goat?" asked Sir Clubjockey. "Uh...maybe....who are you." replied the man. "we are the Knights of Trailer Town and we have ridden since the snows of....' "yeah yeah yeah What do you guys want. I'm kinda busy." said the man.
"We seek the fortress of the little people of the forest wherein is held one of our knightly brothers." said Sir IUJIM The Gayer Than SirCap.
"You're actually LOOKING for the Mateys?" "Uh..yes" Said Sir Clubjockey. Where are these Mateys of which you speak?"
"Ride three miles down the road and make a sharp left by the pile of used condoms. From there just follow the smell."
And so the Knights set out on the final leg of there journey with Sir CapitolHoosier selflessly volunteering to stay behind and protect the naked druids of Water Cooler.
To be continued......
Next: The conclusion of the Tale of Stunnedmonkey and the Mateys.
Episode 5: The Return of the Brown eye
And so the Trailer Town Knights rode off to find their knightly brother and save him from the evil little people of the forest. Behind them rode four other knights of the rhelm. Sir dolfingus, Sir Charlie, Sir UTFO, and Sir Kref. Sir CapitolHoosier rode in front.......where everyone could keep an eye on him.
After several days of travel, the weary knights came upon a wide stream with swiftly flowing water. There seemed no possibility of crossing without the knights riding many miles out of their way. "Please oh Lord," said Sir Clubjockey, "we have traveled many miles in our quest. Please show us the way." With that a blinding light appeared in the sky. It was a vision of the holy big gulp fountain cola cup. The knights dismounted and fell to their knees. Sir Cap was most excited.
Suddenly a voice rang out across the sky. "That voice" said Sir Little Lebowski, "why it's...." "It's Sir BigRedSpec" said Sir Clubjockey. "But he's been missing for over a year and feared dead" said Sir univee2. "KNIGHTS OF TRAILER TOWN!" said the voice. "THE ANSWERS YOU SEEK ARE IN THE VILLAGE OF WATER COOLER. GO THERE AND FIND YE THE MOST INSUFFERABLE, SELF IMPORANT, KNOW IT ALL. HIS NAME IS THE ORIGINAL HAPPY GOAT. YOUR ANSWERS LAY WITH HIM."
Then as suddenly as it had appeared the vision vanished and with it the voice. Suddenly the stream parted. "It's a blessing from above" said Sir Kref. "You think so?" said Sir Clubjockey, knowing Sir Spec's penchant for idiotic practical jokes. "Then you go first" All of the knights made it to the other side safely and continued their quest.
As they entered the village of water cooler they saw a group of men sitting in a circle in the nude singing folk songs and holding hands. "CHARGE!" Yelled Sir CapitolHoosier. "Hold on!" said Sir Clubjockey. "Let's just ask them where The Original Happy Goat is."
The men identified themselves as the order of the PC druids. There was sope creek, emanboiler, GOIU, Rockfish1, CO.Hoosier, qazpalm, and Rerun Stubs. As they finished up their rousing chorus of "Michael Rowed the Boat Ashore" Sir TBL asked which of them was an insufferable, self important, know it all. They all raised their hands at once.
"Uh...ok" said Sir Clubjockey, "which one of you is The Original Happy Goat?" The men gasped. "Who are you?" asked the one called Rerun Stubs. We are the Knights of the secret order of trailer town." said Sir Clubjockey. "What about us you jackass?" asked Sir dolfingus. "Oh yeah, and these guys too."
"Sir Knights" asked the one called Rockfish,1 "Is your secet order not home to the one called IUT "The Brilliant?" "Yes" replied Sir clubjockey. The men gasped again but this time in reverance. "In that case, said Rockfish1, you can go right in this hut behind me where you will find The Original Happy Goat."
The knights entered the hut where they found another naked man with a bottle of jergens lotion and a copy of The Nation. "Are you the one they call The Original Happy Goat?" asked Sir Clubjockey. "Uh...maybe....who are you." replied the man. "we are the Knights of Trailer Town and we have ridden since the snows of....' "yeah yeah yeah What do you guys want. I'm kinda busy." said the man.
"We seek the fortress of the little people of the forest wherein is held one of our knightly brothers." said Sir IUJIM The Gayer Than SirCap.
"You're actually LOOKING for the Mateys?" "Uh..yes" Said Sir Clubjockey. Where are these Mateys of which you speak?"
"Ride three miles down the road and make a sharp left by the pile of used condoms. From there just follow the smell."
And so the Knights set out on the final leg of there journey with Sir CapitolHoosier selflessly volunteering to stay behind and protect the naked druids of Water Cooler.
To be continued......
Next: The conclusion of the Tale of Stunnedmonkey and the Mateys.
Episode 5: The Return of the Brown eye
