babylonbee.com
Gotta love the Bee.Elderly Dementia Patient Cruelly Evicted From Home
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The next era of life in the United States promised to be a sobering one, as Americans learned today that an elderly dementia patient had been cruelly evicted from his own home.
Today's Headline:
Elderly Dementia Patient Cruelly Evicted From Home
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They also have a picture of four cleaning people removing the old man smell from the Oval Office.
theonion.com
See, the Onion isn't as good as they should have known Trump would charge for the autograph.
Confused Trump Autographs Swearing-In Bible Before Handing It Back To Justice Roberts
WASHINGTON—Hampering the chief justice’s efforts to swear him in for a second term, President-elect Donald Trump autographed the inaugural Bible before handing it back to John Roberts, sources confirmed Monday. “There you go—all yours,” said Trump, who took the Bible from Roberts, pulled a...
babylonbee.com
While they say you shouldn’t wish for, or enjoy, someone’s death, there are still some obituaries I wouldn’t mind reading.
There was no way this woman was getting into that guy’s car. “My car has tired tires.” Classic line.
apnews.com
