The Babylon Bee strikes comedy gold again...

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Elderly Dementia Patient Cruelly Evicted From Home

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The next era of life in the United States promised to be a sobering one, as Americans learned today that an elderly dementia patient had been cruelly evicted from his own home.

babylonbee.com

Today's Headline:

Elderly Dementia Patient Cruelly Evicted From Home


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Elderly Dementia Patient Cruelly Evicted From Home

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The next era of life in the United States promised to be a sobering one, as Americans learned today that an elderly dementia patient had been cruelly evicted from his own home.

babylonbee.com

Today's Headline:

Elderly Dementia Patient Cruelly Evicted From Home


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Gotta love the Bee.

 

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That’s GOLD, Jerry….GOLD!!!!

 

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That’s GOLD, Jerry….GOLD!!!!

They also have a picture of four cleaning people removing the old man smell from the Oval Office.

 

[Marvin the Martian]

See, the Onion isn't as good as they should have known Trump would charge for the autograph.

Confused Trump Autographs Swearing-In Bible Before Handing It Back To Justice Roberts

WASHINGTON—Hampering the chief justice’s efforts to swear him in for a second term, President-elect Donald Trump autographed the inaugural Bible before handing it back to John Roberts, sources confirmed Monday. “There you go—all yours,” said Trump, who took the Bible from Roberts, pulled a...

theonion.com

 

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See, the Onion isn't as good as they should have known Trump would charge for the autograph.

Confused Trump Autographs Swearing-In Bible Before Handing It Back To Justice Roberts

WASHINGTON—Hampering the chief justice’s efforts to swear him in for a second term, President-elect Donald Trump autographed the inaugural Bible before handing it back to John Roberts, sources confirmed Monday. “There you go—all yours,” said Trump, who took the Bible from Roberts, pulled a...

theonion.com

Pretty weak effort on The Onions part.

I liked the
Hegseth Crashes Golf Cart Into Inaugural Stage 🤣
headline better (but didn't bother to read the article...

 

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Vivek And Elon Ask Trump If They Can Make A Blanket Fort In The Lincoln Bedroom

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The incoming Trump administration fielded an odd request today after Vivek Ramaswamy and Elon Musk called President Donald Trump to ask if they could make a blanket fort in the Lincoln Bedroom tonight.

babylonbee.com

 

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While they say you shouldn’t wish for, or enjoy, someone’s death, there are still some obituaries I wouldn’t mind reading.

 

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They can learn to code.

 

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Gotta love The Bee. On fire.

 

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There was no way this woman was getting into that guy’s car. “My car has tired tires.” Classic line.

 

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[All4You]

Not the Bee, but made me chuckle nonetheless.

CNN's Jim Acosta, an irritant to Trump, says he's quitting rather than take a late-night time slot

CNN anchor Jim Acosta says he's quitting after nearly two decades rather than accept a move from a morning time slot to a less visible midnight at the East Coast.

apnews.com