Take a break from gov hate to spread the hate to nike

[mcmurtry66]

I

I rotate about 30 into my trunk for golf every year. I rotate the previous ones back into the storage boxes. It’s a system. I have thrown out some as well.

When I was the Assistant Engineer on my second ship in Bahrain every Navy ship that visited usually needs a part or some assistance that we could provide and it quickly became known that part of the deal was one of their ship ball caps. Usually some Officer or Chief showed up with one in hand.

That’s real neat

 

[mcmurtry66]

That’s real neat

I meant that @Aloha Hoosier I like that a lot

 

[JamieDimonsBalls]

It would be 6'10" but for JDB bringing it down

 

[mcmurtry66]

That’s Big Ed

 

[JamieDimonsBalls]

That’s Big Ed

 

[BadWakeboarder]

I have a little extra bone that juts out of my heels on both feet. My Fred Flintstone feet — 13 1/2ers which means I wear 14s —- can rip through the backs of sneakers in a few weeks. $100+ sneakers of most brands and New Balance are the only shoes that I don’t shred.

My dorm buddies at IU said it was a vestigial sixth toe. lol. Luckily, women are fascinated by tall guys with big feet….

Your mom loves my little extra bone.

 

[BradStevens]

I

I rotate about 30 into my trunk for golf every year. I rotate the previous ones back into the storage boxes. It’s a system. I have thrown out some as well.

When I was the Assistant Engineer on my second ship in Bahrain every Navy ship that visited usually needs a part or some assistance that we could provide and it quickly became known that part of the deal was one of their ship ball caps. Usually some Officer or Chief showed up with one in hand.

You ever buy one of those Americana ones I posted about a few years ago?

 

[larsIU]

So we’ve got hooky rolling around in Auburn in NB GRILLERZ 3000s and Booger in Sambas with the laces untied

My God

Snarl in alligator cowboy boots is all that’s left

Crocs. Somebody needs to be wearing crocs.

 

[hookyIU1990]

Cros. Somebody needs to be wearing crocs.

@DANC ? Are you a croc guy? It takes an IDGAF attitude at a higher level than most to pull them off.

 

[Bulk VanderHuge]

Nike trying to be all...

 

[JamieDimonsBalls]

Nike trying to be all...

 

[mcmurtry66]

Crocs. Somebody needs to be wearing crocs.

With socks

 

[BradStevens]

@DANC ? Are you a croc guy? It takes an IDGAF attitude at a higher level than most to pull them off.

Plenty of high schoolers wear them to school.

 

[Baller23Boogie]

Crocs. Somebody needs to be wearing crocs.

What's even better is that my daughter put some "charms" on them that I'm to lazy to take off.

 

[hookyIU1990]

Plenty of high schoolers wear them to school.

OK Bloom

 

[BradStevens]

What's even better is that my daughter put some "charms" on them that I'm to lazy to take off.

I bet those charms are like these, aren't they?

https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/1829579326/shoe-charms-jibbitz-for-crocs-gay-pride?ls=s&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=liberal+croc+charms&ref=sr_gallery-1-19&content_source=37d395b2eb1b0afaaabdded75c9d83b7311ca2d0%253A1829579326&organic_search_click=1&logging_key=37d395b2eb1b0afaaabdded75c9d83b7311ca2d0%3A1829579326

 

[BradStevens]

Croc charms for hooky:

https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/1743571988/shoe-charm-pin-badge-cute-charms-adult?ls=s&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=croc+charms+for+conservatives&ref=sr_gallery-1-13&content_source=be22c7dfc2b1dc708af206a4fb64032065ce8aa2%253A1743571988&search_preloaded_img=1&organic_search_click=1&logging_key=be22c7dfc2b1dc708af206a4fb64032065ce8aa2%3A1743571988

Croc charms for Dream Team:

https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/1770168491/patriotic-trump-maga-shoe-charms-set-of?ls=s&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=croc+charms+for+MAGA&ref=sr_gallery-1-2&sts=1&content_source=fe111b0b599c0a79bfcb2ed63a23e79f46679232%253A1770168491&search_preloaded_img=1&organic_search_click=1&logging_key=fe111b0b599c0a79bfcb2ed63a23e79f46679232%3A1770168491

 

[BradStevens]

OK Bloom

 

[Baller23Boogie]

I bet those charms are like these, aren't they?

https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/1829579326/shoe-charms-jibbitz-for-crocs-gay-pride?ls=s&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=liberal+croc+charms&ref=sr_gallery-1-19&content_source=37d395b2eb1b0afaaabdded75c9d83b7311ca2d0%253A1829579326&organic_search_click=1&logging_key=37d395b2eb1b0afaaabdded75c9d83b7311ca2d0%3A1829579326

The ice cream one sure does have a rainbow on it.

I also have a Kansas City Chiefs and a miller light, which I don't drink.

My youngest put them on, so I sport them. The crocs are comfortable, so yeah, I'm that guy. I welcome the looks.

 

[mcmurtry66]

The ice cream one sure does have a rainbow on it.

I also have a Kansas City Chiefs and a miller light, which I don't drink.

My youngest put them on, so I sport them. The crocs are comfortable, so yeah, I'm that guy. I welcome the looks.

My financial advisor

 

[BradStevens]

My financial advisor

You picked him because he had a dollar sign charm on his croc one day?

 

[mcmurtry66]

You picked him because he had a dollar sign charm on his croc one day?

Gummies. They’re drugs!!! You’re a licensed drug dealer!!! Can. Not. Miss

 

[BradStevens]

For @snarlcakes

 

[Marvin the Martian]

It’s almost shocking to think such a spiral could happen and there be a god.

Maybe there is not a god in charge of a certain sport? Just saying

 

[DANC]

“The problem with the good old days is you never know when you’re in them.”

— Andy from The Office

Oh, I knew when I was in them. I just just didn't anticipate them going away so quickly. *cough* marriage *cough*

 

[hookyIU1990]

Those kids are also the reason for the DO NOT EAT warning labels on Tide Pods.

 

[DANC]

@DANC ? Are you a croc guy? It takes an IDGAF attitude at a higher level than most to pull them off.

Carroll County men don't wear crocs. You should know that.

I have 1 pair of black Sketchers that can double as dress shoes under the right circumstances. I wear them to the gym, too, and they're fine on the treadmill.

I have a pair of regular black shoes that I use for funerals, weddings, and church (when I go).

I do have a pair of hiking shoes that I bought before going to Glacier National Park and Banff last year. I never wear them.

I grew up in an environment where we put cardboard in our shoes to make up for the hole in the soles. I wear shoes until the soles come loose. Kind of like jeans, only I don't have to cover the holes with patches anymore - I can afford new ones now.

 

[Mark Milton]

Personally speaking at 22 I was incredible. Pro athlete. Deciding between grad and law school. Banging one hot chick after another. It’s almost shocking to think such a spiral could happen and there be a god. How fleeting that time was. Not much longer than a rhino is pregnant really

Napoleon Dynamite 2: Staring McMurtry as Uncle Rico

 

[hookyIU1990]

Carroll County men don't wear crocs. You should know that.

I have 1 pair of black Sketchers that can double as dress shoes under the right circumstances. I wear them to the gym, too, and they're fine on the treadmill.

I have a pair of regular black shoes that I use for funerals, weddings, and church (when I go).

I do have a pair of hiking shoes that I bought before going to Glacier National Park and Banff last year. I never wear them.

I grew up in an environment where we put cardboard in our shoes to make up for the hole in the soles. I wear shoes until the soles come loose. Kind of like jeans, only I don't have to cover the holes with patches anymore - I can afford new ones now.

I know you've seen this before. One of my great-grandmothers put bread sacks over her feet before she put her winter boots on because they had holes in and around the soles and her feet would get wet otherwise.

 

[DANC]

I know you've seen this before. One of my great-grandmothers put bread sacks over her feet before she put her winter boots on because they had holes in and around the soles and her feet would get wet otherwise.

Oh hell yes. Standard foot prep.

 

[Mark Milton]

Oh hell yes. Standard foot prep.

@larsIU still does that because he likes to feel the breadcrumbs between his toes.

 

[larsIU]

@larsIU still does that because he likes to feel the breadcrumbs between his toes.

Getting too old to lick them off though. Shame that.

 

[Baller23Boogie]

My financial advisor

 

[Bulk VanderHuge]

Gotta wear this...

With these...

 

[hookyIU1990]

All right, I do want that hat

 

[Bulk VanderHuge]

All right, I do want that hat

IKR?

Or this one, if you don't want to do too much...

 

[hookyIU1990]

IKR?

Or this one, if you don't want to do too much...

For the discerning gentleman who prefers understatement in his novelty headwear

 

[larsIU]

For the discerning gentleman who prefers understatement in his novelty headwear

 

[JamieDimonsBalls]

He said understatement, not a panty dropper

 

[Mark Milton]