LOL. True. I've been out of the game for some time now, but that's always been something to be aware of.
So, getting ready to get back into the dating pool...12 years now...
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LOL. True. I've been out of the game for some time now, but that's always been something to be aware of.
I'm thinking 'its so hot out I can't stop dripping down my leg' is special ed level.
Surely that's not the best you've got.......give us more......
Ha ha I just made it up on the spot...main point was to get her thinking about being dripping wet and using it in a sentence. Dripping is a sexually charged word that you try to use in your everyday language when flirting.
I could say you're being way to logical...logic doesn't matter. It's eliciting an emotional response.
But yeah, maybe it would be better as 'it's so dripping wet hot out I just can't take much more of it' or 'it's so hot out I imagine you're dripping and soaking through your clothes' while smirking.
The sweat dripping down my leg part just made me spit coffee out all over my desk. That is great stuff.
Okay how about she asks you 'hey there, how's your day'?
My old answer would be 'hi there. It's okay, kind of slow. How is yours'?
That's the same dull conversation she can get from anyone and she's from everyone.
So I would, and again I'm a kindergartener level say something like 'hey (nickname that I gave her like 'Pikachu'), it's been a slow, constant grind which I normally enjoy (again smirking), but not today.
Now hopefully she is thinking of grinding and will even better come back with playfull banter or she doesn't get it and at least asks for more details.
Just a little change like that in your everyday speaking will open up more fun opportunities. And you can practice anywhere...the checkout line at the store, at a social event, talking to a telemarketer. Who cares, you're just practicing keeping your conversation sexually charged.
I'm reminded of The 40 Year Old Virgin for some reason.
Ha ha one of my favorite comedies of all time. I don't look like the lead singer of Metallica....the ****** version.
I'm reminded of The 40 Year Old Virgin for some reason.
Like a bag of sand.
I like to just whip my c0ck out and put right up to their mouth. Why even mess around with all those words and stuff?
Ok....better......
......but "Pikachu"?......that just tells her you're into Pokemon....major turn off......wait....unless, she's Asian.
And being with an Asian is one of my fantasies.......this could be genius.
Let me ask you this......are you or are you not the Love Guru?
No - he's this guy....Ok....better......
......but "Pikachu"?......that just tells her you're into Pokemon....major turn off......wait....unless, she's Asian.
And being with an Asian is one of my fantasies.......this could be genius.
Let me ask you this......are you or are you not the Love Guru?
Ok....better......
......but "Pikachu"?......that just tells her you're into Pokemon....major turn off......wait....unless, she's Asian.
And being with an Asian is one of my fantasies.......this could be genius.
Let me ask you this......are you or are you not the Love Guru?
If you have an Asian girl that you are into....seriously once you get that playful, sexually charged banter going call her 'my little Pikachu' and she'll probably love it and endear herself to you.
Unless the rare instance that she had an ex boyfriend that would call her that but she'll let you know if that's the case.
Then you could come back with 'it obviously worked for him' and smile, and then drop it and give her another playful nickname later.
Other things that I used to do that we're so awful was when I would be on a first date I talked about the same boring, interview style questions that just kill attraction. You know the 'do you have any brothers or sisters?' 'what do you do for a living' 'where did you grow up'. Avoid that like the plague...never ask her. Wait until she asks you and then say to her 'what would you guess I do? Blue collar, white collar?' then put your hands out so she can feel them. When she guesses wrong first make up a stupid silly answer like (again off the top of my head) 'I am a professional palm reader, fortune teller' then you can either grab her hand and make up her life story which leads to her having dinner with a guy wearing a 'The Movement' IU shirt and then stop, pause and go...wow, that's hot. I should probably stop because it's completely inappropriate what you do with this guy'. Or you could simply laugh and then tell her what the F you do for a living.
Don't be that boring stiff that asks those same boring questions.
A GREAT thing that I've noticed is to look around the room and ask her thoughts about the people around you. Women are so in tune with their environment and this is a great way to get out of the nervous, boring interview questions. Be sexual with it. Simply look over at a table that has one girl and two guys and start by saying 'see that girl over there....she totally wants to f$%k that guy next to her. It's so obvious. What do you think is going on? Work friends? Swingers?'.
And your off.
I love this s$%t. I'm still horrible at it but I love the theory.
Glad to see you finally stepped into this thread. Now do us all a solid and take IUdonger out with you one night to show him how its done. Take Tommy Cracker with you too, give them your leftovers, or whatever it takes to end Tommy's autobiography ITT. It is your duty.
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You sound like the McNutt76 of getting pussy.
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Sounds like a solid ice breaker.
"Hi. Is this place dripping lame or what?"
"Yeah, but it's starting to moisten up."
"You think this is slick, Pocahontas, you should see my pipeline."
You'll be heading directly to stall number 3 ... Maybe for a quick tag
Maybe because she gets off watching guys drop a deuce.
*this post inspired by Tommy
You better not talk that hot and dirty to Hottie or she'll be dragging you into stall #2 for some naughty fun!
I'll discreetly leave stall three letting you two have your moment.
Money will look over from stall 1 to take pics and post them on the AOTF.
Ha ha
See, this is why I was never a ladies man: I just didn't care that much to come up with a schtick to get chicks who would fall for that crap. I don't fault guys who did/do, because I can see the benefit. When I was single, of course I thought "Damn, I'd like to do better with the ladies." but when I talked to the dudes that did, there was no way I was going to put that much effort in to it. I'm decent looking, sense of humor and can carry on a conversation so I did well enough, but I just liked hanging out with my buds too much to work that hard to meet a chick that I was probably going to find annoying.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!
You just described my exact thoughts......
.....too much work to bag an annoying brainless chick I'd want to never see again.
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It's like hunting or fishing...
Some people go all out and work on their technique and spare no expense on equipment for the type of slaying they want to do.
Some people would just rather go to the store to get what they need.
And some are just vegetarians.
Good analogy. I like to fish, but it's the experience of being out there I enjoy. I want to be competent and not embarrass myself, but I'm not going to spend tons of money and time on it either. Now if I'm out fishing and enjoying a cold beer, and we happen by a good-looking topless chick sunbathing, I'm going to enjoy the view, but I'm not motorboating (oh yes, I said it) over to ask her if she's damp with sweat from the heat.
Your stuff about being sexually suggestive is warranted, but your comments on suggestive words is out of whack unless you want to date hookers, strippers or whores. In those instances, you don't have to bring it up. They will. Other than soaking in the context of a tub, I have yet to meet a woman who likes to discuss fluids early in a discussion or relationship, and 2015 was a good year in this context.
I asked a woman if she liked chocolate. She said yes. I asked her where, and she gave me the names of a couple of brand names or stores. I forget which they were. I said, no, I meant on what part of your body. She named a couple of places. That worked.
My best advice is get a couple of drinks in you then talk to women. Don't get shit faced, they don't like that, unless they're buying. If you aren't getting a woman to buy you drinks occasionally, you're doing it wrong. If women are always buying you drinks, you're an alcoholic or you're @C-$ dating 20's somethings who think it's cool they're getting their dad drunk because they have daddy issues.
Your chocolate example was good, really good in fact and I bet that did more for her attraction to you than what you looked like, what you do for a living, how much money you make, what college you went to, what field of study you majored in, what car do you drive, where you grew up and how many brothers and sisters you have.
It was playful, fun, intriguing and sexually suggestive. Perfect.
That's the basic point I've learned and it's empowering.
There's a famous scene in the 40 Year Virgin where he's just asking questions, but the real attraction trigger line was 'so do you like to do it yourself'? It sounds creepy when you read it but her reaction is exactly the playful, fun and sexual mood that in the back of your head you try to get to....and you don't get there asking where her oldest brother lives and how many nephews does she have.
Women as we all know and have heard are more attracted to what they are thinking and words are the best way to connect to that. It's obviously why a graphic porn doesn't turn her on anywhere close to what a porn in words like 50 shades does. So simply instead of Bret Farving her a pic of your big, meaty, veiny dick...learn to be sexually suggestive in a fun, playful and intriguing way and get on it, don't think that there is a long grace period. That faster you can get there you basically are telling her in your verbal bantering 'I'm a lot of fun and you're going to get turned on talking to me because I'm going to talk to you like no one else does'.
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As an occassional lurker, damn I'm enjoying TommyCracker's posts. Thought he wasn't serious at first, that he is makes it priceless!!
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You'll meet some hot runner moms at your daughter's track and xc meets....
I don't think my wife would like that very much. Though there are plenty of those around. If I were suddenly single that would be a great place to meet them. Just get involved with the club.
This is so phacking cheesy/stupid, I don't even know where to begin. Jeebus. Do you really think that that shite works with any chick who isn't borderline learning disabled or a whore who'd open up for anything?
This is absolutely true. I can personally vouch for it. The XC part anyway. That being said, I wouldn't take any of them over Mrs. hoosierdug. Evah.
Yeah, it's cheesy and yes, it works...well...even on high level executives with graduate degrees.
Actually you might be surprised that the sillier, cheesier, trite and sophomoric the more fun and playful you appear to her and less threatening, creepy, scary and psycho-ish.
And those are emotions that are much easier to escalate from.
Good..she had a good fall xc season. This spring will be her last full season with her club team. She will be running for HSE Jr high in the fall. She should be sub 3:00 in the 800 and sub 6:00 in the 1500.
The XC progression we are hoping for is low 12's in the 3k this year and then break into the 11's in 8th grade. That should put her in good shape to be able to run varsity for HSE.
We've been pretty protective about the miles she runs so we think its very doable. Unlike some clubs Fishers Fire isn't interested in trying to max out kids under 12. Already starting to see some girls not get any faster than they were 1-2 yrs ago because their club or parents are running them to death.
Most important part is she still loves it. She ran a really nasty course in Lexington this fall with about 350 other girls her age and when I caught up to her at the finish line line she just smiled and told me how much she loved running.
That's awesome! I'm glad she's enjoying it - looks like you all are handling this process very well. Time flies -- I can't believe all of my kids are done with running and I'm no longer running all over xc courses...I miss it. Did she run at the horse park in Lexington? That's a pretty nice venue
She ran at Masterson Station Park. It was pretty gnarly. They started with a 1/4 mile uphill into a 35 mph wind and the finish was about 600 meter uphill grade. It was costing most kids about 30 seconds over 3k vs normal times.
Are you guys still doing the sex talk innuendos?
Tommycracker wants to know for his notes.
They decide within 2 seconds if they are going to screw or not. The only control we have is not fking it up. If they like it and want it it doesnt matter what you say or do. God damn you guys are funny. You think your machinations actually work..... Lol.
