Since the AOTF is clearly the best place to ask for manly advice here’s my question.

[HillzHoozier]

Bring home another chick and have a 3 way.

**Most AOTF answer.

 

[VanPastorMan]

I'm not sure I know the answer to the perfect V-day gift, but my recommendation is do the opposite of whatever VPM does and you'll be fine.

Successfully married over 30 years. Nuff said.

 

[Eppy99]

Successfully married over 30 years. Nuff said.

Does she have a choice?

 

[HoosiersChamps]

Does she have a choice?

Word is that he has a dog named Precious.

 

[VanPastorMan]

Does she have a choice?

Haven't had to chain her up yet. She has access to the car keys. But she hasn't left me or even wanted to.

 

[Eppy99]

Haven't had to chain her up yet. She has access to the car keys. But she hasn't left me or even wanted to.

Feel free to bring another lady into the equation then.

 

[hookyIU1990]

Feel free to bring another lady into the equation then.

Not ashamed to say that I read that in this voice.

 

[VanPastorMan]

Feel free to bring another lady into the equation then.

When you have a great one you don't need another.

 

[Eppy99]

And my wife would say, “I’m great and should be shared”.

 

[hookyIU1990]

And my wife would say, “I’m great and should be shared”.

Really?

Got any pics of her in a 2 piece?

 

[Eppy99]

Really?

Got any pics of her in a 2 piece?

No, that's what she would say about me smart ass

 

[Cream&Crimson]

Really?

Got any pics of her in a 2 piece?

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