Lakeside makes their par 3 course a foot golf course. It is folks that play golf kicking a soccer ball almost like disc golf.
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- Thread starter TheOriginalHappyGoat
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Footgolf is starting to be played on some courses with a soccer ball. Larger holes are cut beside the greens to accommodate the soccer ball. This is an attempt to generate more income for the courses, and generate more interest in golf. The Legends in Franklin has tried it.
I'm curious about how the golfers and footgolfers would interact.
I agree. This was very early in it's existence when they had decent deals on junior memberships.
You need to be asked to join Crooked Stick - its member-owned, and becoming a member isn't as straightforward as just walking in and saying let me in. And, I think Crooked Stick is limited to only 225 regular golf members, so not an easy invite to get.
Especially for someone who lurks around here. The old Groucho Marx adage applies:
I wouldn't join any club that would have me as a member....
Which ones are the smart sports? I'm just curious.
The thing I like about golf is the emphasis on honesty and personal integrity in keeping score. In what other sport do you regularly see pros calling penalties on themselves, at times when likely no one would have even known, and it costs them position and money? Then you've got most other pro sports where not only are players not "owning up" or at least letting the ref make the call, but they are blatantly begging refs to make the wrong call. I think it's a great sport just from that perspective. I know there is probably more cheating going on in golf than all other sports combined but it's about the only one that stresses the personal responsibility and integrity as a core ideal and then you actually see it exhibited by the game's elite. It's also a great game to challenge yourself with. I get why it's not alot of folks' cup of tea, but all sports are largely for recreation and entertainment and golf has as much or more going for it than most, imo. To me if you want to bag on golf, start with environmental impact and harm, that's probably it's biggest flaw to me.
It's actually not that difficult...not sure about today, but 3 years ago you could pretty much call them up and join. Yes you needed an official invite, but that was basically just meeting with the membership chair. There are no exclusive clubs in Indiana, they'll all happily take your money.
I was told Crooked Stick has a wait list for potential new members. Just played out there a couple of weeks ago as part of their promotion to sell sponsorships for next year's BMW Championship. The club president is also a local plaintiff's attorney with whom I work on occasion.
Do you mean to play Crooked Stick or attend the BMW?
If you're talking playing, maybe next time. I've invited you to my lesser club and you haven't taken me up on that. I'm offended.
If you're talking to the BMW, we haven't officially decided if we're going to purchase a sponsorship, but we're looking at splitting a skybox on the 17th hole. The 17th should be fun because they've replaced the bunker just short and left of the green with a lake.
I'm willing to put together an AOTF golf foursome if Hoops, Phish, Goat and/or another relatively sane member wants to play.
I'm in.Do you mean to play Crooked Stick or attend the BMW?
If you're talking playing, maybe next time. I've invited you to my lesser club and you haven't taken me up on that. I'm offended.
If you're talking to the BMW, we haven't officially decided if we're going to purchase a sponsorship, but we're looking at splitting a skybox on the 17th hole. The 17th should be fun because they've replaced the bunker just short and left of the green with a lake.
I'm willing to put together an AOTF golf foursome if Hoops, Phish, Goat and/or another relatively sane member wants to play.
Wait - you said sane.
Guess I'm out!
You must learn to read like an attorney, Grashopper. I said "relatively sane", which leaves "relatively" open for interpretation. You're back in.
Do you mean to play Crooked Stick or attend the BMW?
If you're talking playing, maybe next time. I've invited you to my lesser club and you haven't taken me up on that. I'm offended.
If you're talking to the BMW, we haven't officially decided if we're going to purchase a sponsorship, but we're looking at splitting a skybox on the 17th hole. The 17th should be fun because they've replaced the bunker just short and left of the green with a lake.
I'm willing to put together an AOTF golf foursome if Hoops, Phish, Goat and/or another relatively sane member wants to play.
I'll join your foursome, but if I'm going to drive 2 hours just to play golf with C-$, you can be damn well sure I'm wearing jean shorts, a Jimmy Buffet concert T and a backwards Schneider hat.
Golfers are the biggest liars/cheaters of all. Also, go to Phoenix, hike up Camelback mountain and look at the city. It shows you what wrong with golf as a sport.
Golf, football and auto racing would be the first three sports I would eliminate.
I've been playing the Soviets in Allied General lately. The Brits and Americans aren't any fun.
Good thing nobody GAF about your vote. Why not eliminate all sports? More time for your retarded make-believe games and movies.
Do you mean to play Crooked Stick or attend the BMW?
If you're talking playing, maybe next time. I've invited you to my lesser club and you haven't taken me up on that. I'm offended.
If you're talking to the BMW, we haven't officially decided if we're going to purchase a sponsorship, but we're looking at splitting a skybox on the 17th hole. The 17th should be fun because they've replaced the bunker just short and left of the green with a lake.
I'm willing to put together an AOTF golf foursome if Hoops, Phish, Goat and/or another relatively sane member wants to play.
Phish would play.
I'm buying the weeklong pass for the BMW at Crooked Stick next year... But I wanna play it.
You can play just about any private club in the U.S. if you have a club pro call & vouch for you. You know, to ensure you don't show up in cutoff jean shorts & act a fool like some of the hippocrite hippies would suggest is appropriate. I think Crooked Stick was $225, or $260 or somewhere around there.
Typically you need to be member at another club. Our pro can get us on anywhere in the state, but once you start going out of state you can only typically get on courses somewhat comparable to your home club ( he can't get us on something like Muirfield Village or Oakmont). You then have to pay the unaccompanied guest rate, which that sounds about right for Crooked Stick. I've played it before, and it's not worth that price.
I've played it a couple of times. It's a great course, but I wouldn't pay a couple hundred bucks to play there.
Of course, I'm not an avid golfer either.
We've never been asked for proof of membership the many times we've done this, we've just had to have a local pro call for us. As far as it not being worth it for C$, it's all relative. Giving up booze for a weekend would free up the necessary funds.
Guess I kind of worded that wrong. You need a pro from a decent club that will vouch for you....which means you typically need some relationship with them. You aren't going to walk in off the street and get a random pro to call up crooked stick. But I'm sure C$ has the sweet, sweet connections to make it happen.
I vote for that! I've always wondered...isn't golf the only sport where you have to sit and watch quietly? I've want to know why the crowd has to shut up before a putt? I want to harass the players I don't like and scream and wave my arms when they are lining up a putt, like fans do in basketball. We could even get the big heads involved.
I'd be down with this. I've never understood why you have to sit there quietly while adults earning millions of dollars line up a 5 foot putt or hit a little ball over a net, yet you can scream, wave your arms, and yell obscenities at a 16 year old kid shooting free throws with 2 seconds left in a State Championship game.
And fear for your life, if they hear a camera clicking during their backswing.
If they were really any good, they would be able to hit that putt while you're farting loudly 3 feet away from them.
Sorry man, no jean shorts and you have to have a collared shirt. The Schneider hat is fine though. I also suppose you could wear your Jimmy Buffet T over your other shirt, or just add a collar to it.
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This thread is filled with retards. Look at em all. Every socially constipated stick up the butt poster that plagues the OTF with their boring and more than common thoughts is in this one thread.
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Apparently golfers are so weak minded, that they can't concentrate if someone makes noise. Why is this a sport?
The best part of the thread is watching some of you pile on golfers about rules & appearance, yet I used to routinely watch dirty hippies make all kind of stink both literally & figuratively if someone didn't dress right at a Dead show, or drove a nice car, etc., so exactly the same behavior but for different reasons. So all of the hippocrites are in this thread as well. Btw, I'm waiting out a rain delay at Prairie View & everybody's attire is satisfactory.
Are you counting yourself in the socially constipated up the butt crowd? I mean you're a part of this thread and you incessantly plague the board with your boring thoughts (several of which are present 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This thread is filled with retards. Look at em all. Every socially constipated stick up the butt poster that plagues the OTF with their boring and more than common thoughts is in this one thread.
Seriously, look at em all. It's a stick up the butt retard convention. Is this just coincidence that the pettiest, most socially inept, talented disabled, superficial, least interesting, stick rammed up the butt personalities on this board take this game so seriously?
I think not ..
I think not ..
No, I'm serious. This is an epiphany of sorts. Golf is a great game, I loved playing it, when I didn't have sciatica, but I just discovered what is wrong with it. Golfers. It attracts the socially constipated in mass. I mean look at em all, everyone of them that frequent this board and infect it with their boredom is in this one thread.
Are you the head tard or something? Maybe you should quit golfing and spend more time pleasing your woman. Have you tried it? It may be the very thing making you so incompetent. I mean, something is, and hanging around over dressed petty retards on a golf course pretending what they're doing is important can't help.
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This makes absolutely no sense. Golf is a great game and you loved playing it, but the problem is with golfers? Weren't you then part of the problem? Had you not developed sciatica I presume you'd still be playing and, by extension, contributing to the problem. I also presume that you consider yourself superior to other golfers because that's just how narcissists like you think.
You throw around ignorant terms like "socially constipated" with no real understanding of what the hell you're talking about. How can people who get together to play an outdoor game with other people be socially constipated while people like yourself spend countless hours playing strategy games on line.
