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I want one of these in my stocking....

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I've said this before and people got mad, but Trump is going to be the most remembered person since WW 2 in 100 years. Maybe longer. People will be writing books about him for the rest of our lives.

No doubt. People will be asking how in the fvck this happened for a long long time. Let's see how it plays out. I'm sure there's been a lot of ink spilled on Mussolini, too.
 


Wanna apologize to you for not getting back on that T-shirt deal... Turns out the National People's Congress (of China) declared my entire factory staff "Enemies of the State" and sent them all west to a reeducation camp where they're having to work for free making schickt for Wumart...🙉

Evidently they were all wearing 2nds of my shirts to work and the Chinese authorities thought they were attempting to incite an insurrection... In reality they all just thought the pictures of the squirrel (P-nut) and the raccoon (Fred) was/were cute and couldn't even translate what "You can take our lives but You'll Never Take Out Freeedddoooommm!!!!!!" meant... I was lucky to be back in CONUS when they raided the place...

I feel sorta bad about that young Chinese American purdue grad that I had hired to run the place... At least he speaks the language and I'm assured he'll probably be released in 5 or 10 years... 🙈

I've considered attempting to restart my operation here but the timeline is so tight for my workforce (before they all get deported) that I have doubts about producing enough inventory... 🙁

Thought about setting up in Mec-e-co but I couldn't find any more p u grads to run the place ; turns out they'd heard about the last guy and were even more afraid of the Cartels then they were of the Mexican government...😖

I suppose I'll just have to be happy with keeping my protypes as collectibles and hope the Grandkids can make some bucks off them 50 years from now... 😎🇺🇸🍺🍺🍺
 
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I've said this before and people got mad, but Trump is going to be the most remembered person since WW 2 in 100 years. Maybe longer. People will be writing books about him for the rest of our lives.
Only if he starts a SBR. He’ll be the greatest President since Lincoln. They’ll add him to Mt Rushmore. The hair will look great on a mountain top.
 
I've said this before and people got mad, but Trump is going to be the most remembered person since WW 2 in 100 years. Maybe longer. People will be writing books about him for the rest of our lives.
love him or hate him, he certainly is an interesting specimen.

what is even more interesting is that people actually buy this stuff
 
love him or hate him, he certainly is an interesting specimen.

what is even more interesting is that people actually buy this stuff
PT Barnum was...not wrong.

One thing about Trump that gets me is that, along with shamelessly being the quintessential huckster, he actually is very adept at developing beautiful properties.

I've visited a few of them. His former hotel in DC at the old USPS headquarters (it now carries the Waldorf-Astoria marque) was stunning. And it was actually very tastefully done. I've never been to Mar-a-Lago, but I've heard that the improvements he made there were spectacular, too.

But I'll be very, very relieved when he is in the rearview mirror of global politics.
 
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The man is shameless, but he has no concern for how it looks for the President-elect to be hawking crap to his easily grifted followers:


@dbmhoosier, did you order your cologne yet?
 
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PT Barnum was...not wrong.

One thing about Trump that gets me is that, along with shamelessly being the quintessential huckster, he actually is very adept at developing beautiful properties.

I've visited a few of them. His former hotel in DC at the old USPS headquarters (it now carries the Waldorf-Astoria marque) was stunning. And it was actually very tastefully done. I've never been to Mar-a-Lago, but I've heard that the improvements he made there were spectacular, too.

But I'll be very, very relieved when he is in the rearview mirror of global politics.

His hotel was in Homa Alone 2.

That's all you really need to know.
 
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I was going to say he ripped of Seiko with the bezel design (he did) but that's a Seiko movement inside. Careful boys, it's an $85 movement (shit, and more shit b/c it's not even the one made in Japan. It's made in Malaysia).

In conclusion, that's a $150.00 watch at best that he's charging $800 for.
 

I was going to say he ripped of Seiko with the bezel design (he did) but that's a Seiko movement inside. Careful boys, it's an $85 movement (shit, and more shit b/c it's not even the one made in Japan. It's made in Malaysia).

In conclusion, that's a $150.00 watch at best that he's charging $800 for.
Mean Girls Shut Up GIF
 
He’s Carmel dropping in another thread. Awful

Get some bitches.
 
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Get some bitches.
I’m thinking about taking the Fam. Is it worth it?

Also, do they accept Bitcoin? Just kidding, nobody is getting even one sat of my beautiful Bitcoin.
 
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I was going to say he ripped of Seiko with the bezel design (he did) but that's a Seiko movement inside. Careful boys, it's an $85 movement (shit, and more shit b/c it's not even the one made in Japan. It's made in Malaysia).

In conclusion, that's a $150.00 watch at best that he's charging $800 for.
COST of crab legs are $.97 / lbs.

Cost has absolutely NOTHING to do with sales price. NOTHING.
 
COST of crab legs are $.97 / lbs.

Cost has absolutely NOTHING to do with sales price. NOTHING.
The watch community knows these frauds. They are everywhere including street corners in all our largest cities.

And, for watches, beleive me....cost has everything to do with sales price.
 
PSA

Buy a real watch that will last forever and never break. And with real water resistance. Lord.

 
PSA

Buy a real watch that will last forever and never break. And with real water resistance. Lord.

Cortez and I have a buddy who funded a watch co. I was tempted to buy one but didn’t. First time in forever. I haven’t worn a watch in 20 plus years
 
Cortez and I have a buddy who funded a watch co. I was tempted to buy one but didn’t. First time in forever. I haven’t worn a watch in 20 plus years
don't start. It's a rabbit hole that only serves to steal your money.

I wear three watches. I own more than three watches.
 
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