Man, this place sure has taken a turn.....

[RedFan1]

And not for the better. As of my writing this, the first three thread topics are some shit about air fryers, buddies dying and which of my musical heroes I want to see in heaven.

Is SD missing now too, for eff sakes? Am I expected to go find my own nearporn again?

And BTW, if any of my musical heroes wind up in heaven, then I have been seriously misled.

 

[bwcoach]

And not for the better. As of my writing this, the first three thread topics are some shit about air fryers, buddies dying and which of my musical heroes I want to see in heaven.

Is SD missing now too, for eff sakes? Am I expected to go find my own nearporn again?

And BTW, if any of my musical heroes wind up in heaven, then I have been seriously misled.

And no Friday Funnies makes it worse. We meet another couple every week for dinner and they always ask for the Friday Funny and I sadly have to tell them there isn’t one.

 

[VanPastorMan]

And not for the better. As of my writing this, the first three thread topics are some shit about air fryers, buddies dying and which of my musical heroes I want to see in heaven.

Is SD missing now too, for eff sakes? Am I expected to go find my own nearporn again?

And BTW, if any of my musical heroes wind up in heaven, then I have been seriously misled.

You don't want them to be in Hell where there is weeping and gnashing of teeth. What's wrong with you???? lol

 

[RedFan1]

You don't want them to be in Hell where there is weeping and gnashing of teeth. What's wrong with you???? lol

What I want has nothing to do with it. Rock Stars aren’t exactly known for clean living.

 

[RedFan1]

And no Friday Funnies makes it worse. We meet another couple every week for dinner and they always ask for the Friday Funny and I sadly have to tell them there isn’t one.

That’s what I was saying. Where is sdhoosier? This board has already lost one HOF poster to mysterious circumstances. Can’t afford to lose another.

 

[PhishPhan682]

That’s what I was saying. Where is sdhoosier? This board has already lost one HOF poster to mysterious circumstances. Can’t afford to lose another.

sdhoosier isn't remotely close to a hall of fame poster

#RIPAndy

 

[VanPastorMan]

What I want has nothing to do with it. Rock Stars aren’t exactly known for clean liv

Very true. Would you ever want your daughter dating any of those people?

 

[Sope Creek]

And not for the better. As of my writing this, the first three thread topics are some shit about air fryers, buddies dying and which of my musical heroes I want to see in heaven.

Is SD missing now too, for eff sakes? Am I expected to go find my own nearporn again?

And BTW, if any of my musical heroes wind up in heaven, then I have been seriously misled.

It's your fault . . . where've you been?

 

[RedFan1]

It's your fault . . . where've you been?

Fair enough. Working mostly. Lurking here a fair amount but rarely time to post and follow threads. More time on my hands all of a sudden. My business is greatly influenced by interest rates.

 

[RedFan1]

Very true. Would you ever want your daughter dating any of those people?

Exactly.

 

[sglowrider]

And not for the better. As of my writing this, the first three thread topics are some shit about air fryers, buddies dying and which of my musical heroes I want to see in heaven.

Is SD missing now too, for eff sakes? Am I expected to go find my own nearporn again?

And BTW, if any of my musical heroes wind up in heaven, then I have been seriously misled.

Watch it, buddy!

With all the information I have accumulated I think I can just about air-fry your ass by now.

 

[TheOriginalHappyGoat]

And not for the better. As of my writing this, the first three thread topics are some shit about air fryers, buddies dying and which of my musical heroes I want to see in heaven.

Is SD missing now too, for eff sakes? Am I expected to go find my own nearporn again?

And BTW, if any of my musical heroes wind up in heaven, then I have been seriously misled.

We got old. What do you expect?

 

[sdhoosier]

And not for the better. As of my writing this, the first three thread topics are some shit about air fryers, buddies dying and which of my musical heroes I want to see in heaven.

Is SD missing now too, for eff sakes? Am I expected to go find my own nearporn again?

And BTW, if any of my musical heroes wind up in heaven, then I have been seriously misled.

I've been traveling...thank God not to heaven...back this Friday with one especially for my buddy fishy.

 

[MyTeamIsOnTheFloor]

And not for the better. As of my writing this, the first three thread topics are some shit about air fryers, buddies dying and which of my musical heroes I want to see in heaven.

Is SD missing now too, for eff sakes? Am I expected to go find my own nearporn again?

And BTW, if any of my musical heroes wind up in heaven, then I have been seriously misled.

You saying Jesus can’t shred?

 

[Sope Creek]

You saying Jesus can’t shred?

Is Jesus a musical hero?

 

[VanPastorMan]

You saying Jesus can’t shred?

He can't hit a curve ball either. I am Sooooo glad he got that Savior of the world thing down.

 

[UncleMark]

He can't hit a curve ball either. I am Sooooo glad he got that Savior of the world thing down.

Blasphemer! Stone him!

 

[kkott]

Blasphemer! Stone him!

he wishes he were stoned. Why else would he hang out here?

 

[VanPastorMan]

he wishes he were stoned. Why else would he hang out here?

Stoned like Johnny Cash talked about?

 

[MyTeamIsOnTheFloor]

Stoned like Johnny Cash talked about?

“stoned immaculate” like Jim Morrison talked about

if you’re gonna hang with the sinners, you gotta larn the lingo

 

[hookyIU1990]

Stoned me just like goin' home

 

[sglowrider]

He can't hit a curve ball either. I am Sooooo glad he got that Savior of the world thing down.

What makes you think he is the only dude who is the saviour of the world?

Mohammed has his ways -- 2billion Muslims cant be all wrong? Or the 1.2billion Hindus. The Jews have their own. Buddha never claimed to be the one but just espouses a philosophy of living. (Only a 400million of them.)

It seems arrogant of god or maybe just you to claim that Jesus is the saviour of the world.

 

[kkott]

Stoned like Johnny Cash talked about?

I think Johnny would interchange his meanings in songs and play with that a little. Still so funny to me that the "acceptable" form of stoned is getting blind drunk using a substance that has addicted, killed and injured millions, and a natural substance that produces a pretty mild buzz by comparison and (imo) isn't addictive or fractionally so, and is responsible for very few deaths and injuries is the "bad" thing.

 

[Coach Pete Bell]

I think Johnny would interchange his meanings in songs and play with that a little. Still so funny to me that the "acceptable" form of stoned is getting blind drunk using a substance that has addicted, killed and injured millions, and a natural substance that produces a pretty mild buzz by comparison and (imo) isn't addictive or fractionally so, and is responsible for very few deaths and injuries is the "bad" thing.

 

[hookyIU1990]

 

[VanPastorMan]

I think Johnny would interchange his meanings in songs and play with that a little. Still so funny to me that the "acceptable" form of stoned is getting blind drunk using a substance that has addicted, killed and injured millions, and a natural substance that produces a pretty mild buzz by comparison and (imo) isn't addictive or fractionally so, and is responsible for very few deaths and injuries is the "bad" thing.

Was it on The Ed Sullivan Show when Johnny sang the song and said the word,"stoned" when he was told not to? I actually agree with you on the subject of alcohol and MJ. We tried as a nation to ban alcohol and it didn't go too good.

 

[VanPastorMan]

What makes you think he is the only dude who is the saviour of the world?

Mohammed has his ways -- 2billion Muslims cant be all wrong? Or the 1.2billion Hindus. The Jews have their own. Buddha never claimed to be the one but just espouses a philosophy of living. (Only a 400million of them.)

It seems arrogant of god or maybe just you to claim that Jesus is the saviour of the world.

When Jesus was on the Cross his last words were,"It Is Finished". Those three words are actually one greek word, "tetelstai". It was a word used in commerce. If you owned a piece of property and the man who is buying it from you brought in his last payment you would write,"Tetelestai" on the bill. The word means, "Paid In Full". To be saved from your own sins you have committed against God the Father you have to have faith that Jesus died for your sins and paid the full penalty. He literally took the full brunt of Hell on the Cross so that sinners who deserve to go to Hell don't have to. Mohammed never claimed to die for your sin. Jesus did. John wrote this in John 1:29-31 The next day John saw Jesus coming toward him and said, “Look, the Lamb of God, who takes away the sin of the world! 30 This is the one I meant when I said, ‘A man who comes after me has surpassed me because he was before me.’ 31 I myself did not know him, but the reason I came baptizing with water was that he might be revealed to Israel.”

 

[PhishPhan682]

When Jesus was on the Cross his last words were,"It Is Finished". Those three words are actually one greek word, "tetelstai". It was a word used in commerce. If you owned a piece of property and the man who is buying it from you brought in his last payment you would write,"Tetelestai" on the bill. The word means, "Paid In Full". To be saved from your own sins you have committed against God the Father you have to have faith that Jesus died for your sins and paid the full penalty. He literally took the full brunt of Hell on the Cross so that sinners who deserve to go to Hell don't have to. Mohammed never claimed to die for your sin. Jesus did. John wrote this in John 1:29-31 The next day John saw Jesus coming toward him and said, “Look, the Lamb of God, who takes away the sin of the world! 30 This is the one I meant when I said, ‘A man who comes after me has surpassed me because he was before me.’ 31 I myself did not know him, but the reason I came baptizing with water was that he might be revealed to Israel.”

 

[kkott]

When Jesus was on the Cross his last words were,"It Is Finished". Those three words are actually one greek word, "tetelstai". It was a word used in commerce. If you owned a piece of property and the man who is buying it from you brought in his last payment you would write,"Tetelestai" on the bill. The word means, "Paid In Full". To be saved from your own sins you have committed against God the Father you have to have faith that Jesus died for your sins and paid the full penalty. He literally took the full brunt of Hell on the Cross so that sinners who deserve to go to Hell don't have to. Mohammed never claimed to die for your sin. Jesus did. John wrote this in John 1:29-31 The next day John saw Jesus coming toward him and said, “Look, the Lamb of God, who takes away the sin of the world! 30 This is the one I meant when I said, ‘A man who comes after me has surpassed me because he was before me.’ 31 I myself did not know him, but the reason I came baptizing with water was that he might be revealed to Israel.”

you just had to do it, didn't you SGL?

 

[kkott]

Was it on The Ed Sullivan Show when Johnny sang the song and said the word,"stoned" when he was told not to? I actually agree with you on the subject of alcohol and MJ. We tried as a nation to ban alcohol and it didn't go too good.

Not familiar with that and Johnny, but sounds like the story about the Doors and Jim Morrison, when he was asked to edit "Light My Fire" by not saying "girl, we coudn't get much higher!". He agreed, but sang it correctly anyway, and not 1 person died! The only Ed Sullivan appearance I could find for JC (wait, Johnny Cash!) was 1958 singing Don't Take Your Guns to Town, which doesn't mention getting high or stoned... sadly (although it does mention drinking!)!

Story of the Doors on Ed Sullivan

 

[T.M.P.]

When Jesus was on the Cross his last words were,"It Is Finished". Those three words are actually one greek word, "tetelstai". It was a word used in commerce. If you owned a piece of property and the man who is buying it from you brought in his last payment you would write,"Tetelestai" on the bill. The word means, "Paid In Full". To be saved from your own sins you have committed against God the Father you have to have faith that Jesus died for your sins and paid the full penalty. He literally took the full brunt of Hell on the Cross so that sinners who deserve to go to Hell don't have to. Mohammed never claimed to die for your sin. Jesus did. John wrote this in John 1:29-31 The next day John saw Jesus coming toward him and said, “Look, the Lamb of God, who takes away the sin of the world! 30 This is the one I meant when I said, ‘A man who comes after me has surpassed me because he was before me.’ 31 I myself did not know him, but the reason I came baptizing with water was that he might be revealed to Israel.”

dumb

 

[sglowrider]

When Jesus was on the Cross his last words were,"It Is Finished". Those three words are actually one greek word, "tetelstai". It was a word used in commerce. If you owned a piece of property and the man who is buying it from you brought in his last payment you would write,"Tetelestai" on the bill. The word means, "Paid In Full". To be saved from your own sins you have committed against God the Father you have to have faith that Jesus died for your sins and paid the full penalty. He literally took the full brunt of Hell on the Cross so that sinners who deserve to go to Hell don't have to. Mohammed never claimed to die for your sin. Jesus did. John wrote this in John 1:29-31 The next day John saw Jesus coming toward him and said, “Look, the Lamb of God, who takes away the sin of the world! 30 This is the one I meant when I said, ‘A man who comes after me has surpassed me because he was before me.’ 31 I myself did not know him, but the reason I came baptizing with water was that he might be revealed to Israel.”

How could it be that in John 1.29-31 you closed that the Palestinian fella, Jesus fella died for his sins and Moh didn't. Makes no sense anyway. Dying for the sins of others or drying to get to heaven where 74 virgins awaits you.

Besides they lived approximately 540 yrs apart. I somehow doubt if they had known of each others existences. Otherwise did Jesus know of Trump's existence too?

Then what about those 1.2billion Hindus? Buddhists?

So your Palestinian fella somehow is self-annointed to be supreme (albeit a minority) leader over the 6 other billion folks in the world? What if some Hindu claimed the same thing?

 

[kkott]

How could it be that in John 1.29-31 you closed that the Palestinian fella, Jesus fella died for his sins and Moh didn't. Makes no sense anyway. Dying for the sins of others or drying to get to heaven where 74 virgins awaits you.

Besides they lived approximately 540 yrs apart. I somehow doubt if they had known of each others existences. Otherwise did Jesus know of Trump's existence too?

Then what about those 1.2billion Hindus? Buddhists?

So your Palestinian fella somehow is self-annointed to be supreme (albeit a minority) leader over the 6 other billion folks in the world? What if some Hindu claimed the same thing?

someone owes us bewbs every day for a year!

We finally got this turd of a thread steered to something fun like weed, Johnny Cash and The Doors, and you go and put it right back in the toilet!

 

[sglowrider]

someone owes us bewbs every day for a year!

Some would say that I have already paid forward many times over.

 

[RedFan1]

Some would say that I have already paid forward many times over.

Can’t argue with that.

 

[MyTeamIsOnTheFloor]

How could it be that in John 1.29-31 you closed that the Palestinian fella, Jesus fella died for his sins and Moh didn't. Makes no sense anyway. Dying for the sins of others or drying to get to heaven where 74 virgins awaits you.

Besides they lived approximately 540 yrs apart. I somehow doubt if they had known of each others existences. Otherwise did Jesus know of Trump's existence too?

Then what about those 1.2billion Hindus? Buddhists?

So your Palestinian fella somehow is self-annointed to be supreme (albeit a minority) leader over the 6 other billion folks in the world? What if some Hindu claimed the same thing?

Parts of that are in English

 

[sglowrider]

Parts of that are in English

Yah.. remind me not to respond on a mobile at 5 am, just after getting up to pee -- and going back to sleep. Even now I am not quite sure what I meant to say in that.

It might also have been the autocorrect.

Many here type when drunk. My 'no-no' should be not to type at 5 (am).

 

[hookyIU1990]

Yah.. remind me not to respond on a mobile at 5 am, just after getting up to pee -- and going back to sleep. Even now I am not quite sure what I meant to say in that.

It might also have been the autocorrect.

Many here type when drunk. Mine 'no-no' should be not to type at 5 (am).

Big fan of the use of "Palestinian Fella" though.

I award you 100 internet points.

 

[kkott]

Some would say that I have already paid forward many times over.

some might, but this is the AOTF and we strive for excellence. Besides, it's a what have you done for me lately world!

Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch!

 

[kkott]

Big fan of the use of "Palestinian Fella" though.

I award you 100 internet points.

Don't think it's the first time it's been heard here. Seems like Cap had a story about his exchange trip to Israel that included the term!