her pretend vacation could give me a pretend erection. This virtual reality stuff is the shit!
Liz Hurley
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She's really let herself go, glad I stopped taking her calls a few years ago...
So is she
Gives her more time with me
(See how tired she looks in that pic? Wore. Her. Out.)
She's so hot, she deserves her own verb. From now on the 10 minute break I need after viewing her pics shall be known as Hurleybating.
Without telling us show us another picture of how your old lady would look in that same bikini.
I think I know the answer now: Liz is a witch! Still, I'd like to nibble her gingerbread!
Thank God Liz proudly identifies as a good ol' girl with a great rack.
Some folks are still proud to be what God made them.
She has used her talents wisely and been rewarded.
Some folks are still proud to be what God made them.
She has used her talents wisely and been rewarded.
I recently read an article about the backlash that she (along with Salma Hayek and Paulina Porizkova) is getting for posting bikini pics on social media. It made me sad and I immediately went out and looked at their pics to show my support!
Humanitarian, that's what you are! You should take the rest of the day off and buy yourself a few beers!
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Just catching a few rays 😘😘😘Did I mention that my middle name is Ray?
I mean, it will be as soon as I go change it!
No matter how good it is at home, in time there’s always something to be said for that “strange”. The element of surprise always thrills, thus the fantasies never cease. It is what it is.
I'd rather identify what's in her jeans than what's in her genes.
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Every year, Hugh Grant looks dumber and dumber.
He knows he's been typecast. So he used to dial it in.
But his last couple of movies are quite different -- The Gentlemen for example.
That's a lot of crunches.It's always interesting to see how women age and usually not very well. Elizabeth Hurley is certainly doing something right...54 years old ...wow
And plastic surgery.
Hidden in the deeper recesses of my warped mind, I always carry a pair of sharpened scissors. A little snip here and a little snip there is usually all it takes to blossom my imagination to fruition.
Cindy Crawford maybe?
Elle McPherson?
I don't think they're where Hurley is, but still pretty impressive. I wonder if she posts all of those just to mess with Hugh Grant's head?
I was once in McPherson. Unfortunately, it was a community in Kansas and not the gorgeous model!
That part of KS is a nightmare. I used to live in Overland Park, KS.
30mins out, on the way towards Topeka or Wichita and it is like some post-apocalyptic dystopian nightmare.
But it was where I achieved some of my greatest accomplishments.
I would be able to drive at 70+, read a paper/magazine, have a drink and eat a salad all the same time -- those cherry tomatoes are a bitch to eat driving at that speed while reading the same time. Knees to steer; right hand/arm to change gears, radio, and drink. Left hand to occasional correct the steering but to eat mainly.
Got pulled over by the cops once as they thought I was day-drinking & driving as the car was weaving about -- forking my cherry tomatoes
Feckin' ticket for speeding instead.
