Just when you thought the hard seltzer game was played out....

[mrhighlife]

Maybe he's a Miller beer fan.

Its the champagne of beers. Of course I'm a fan.

 

[anon_108jmb6yxelfn]

You're getting lung damage advice from a guy called Mr High Life

I am just asking questions. Just a naïve rube trying to get educated.

 

[mcmurtry66]

I am just asking questions. Just a naïve rube trying to get educated.

I don't smoke anything ever. It runs contrary to the maniacal cardio I need to fight past and present pandemics.

 

[hookyIU1990]

I don't smoke anything ever. It runs contrary to the maniacal cardio I need to fight past and present pandemics.

That's Zimbieland Rule #1

 

[larsIU]

Maybe he's a Miller beer fan.

Don’t you dare disparage the champagne of beers.

 

[UncleMark]

Don’t you dare disparage the champagne of beers.

Of course not. Especially not in a ghey booze thread.

 

[JamieDimonsBalls]

I’ve never had a hard seltzer. Scared it will turn me into a soccer player or something.

I'm with Cortez. Never even considered it.

The Zima of our times man

sounds like the type of guys driving lifted oversized pickups to compensate for other deficiencies

 

[Morrison]

All this pussy booze is a result of the feminization of k-12 education. I wonder if people who drink that stuff can read a road map?

Yeah, I know, I'm talkin' to a guy who oders white foamy drinks at Starbucks.

At least you post with balls.

You have big balls. You like a glass of zin, I recall. Probably hike the Colorado trails with a mask on you and your dog. 😊JK

 

[Cortez88]

sounds like the type of guys driving lifted oversized pickups to compensate for other deficiencies

Or just beer drinkers? You must be a mango Claw guy. My wife loves those!

 

[JamieDimonsBalls]

Or just beer drinkers? You must be a mango Claw guy. My wife loves those!

raspberry.

ain’t no laws when your drinkin claws

 

[larsIU]

sounds like the type of guys driving lifted oversized pickups to compensate for other deficiencies

You’ve purchased manscaping products. Admit it.

 

[JamieDimonsBalls]

You’ve purchased manscaping products. Admit it.

How do you not manscape? That shit be way too hot during the summer if you ain't scapin'

 

[JamieDimonsBalls]

Its the champagne of beers. Of course I'm a fan.

It's the only beer I'd pass on if offered. I can do Miller Light, MGD, etc., but High Life is literally piss out of someone's ass in a bottle.

 

[Indianaftw]

It's the only beer I'd pass on if offered. I can do Miller Light, MGD, etc., but High Life is literally piss out of someone's ass in a bottle.

It's only good when this is playing in the background

 

[larsIU]

It's the only beer I'd pass on if offered. I can do Miller Light, MGD, etc., but High Life is literally piss out of someone's ass in a bottle.

 

[mcmurtry66]

You’ve purchased manscaping products. Admit it.

You feel better manscaped. But it's a big change and you have to be careful about how you do it. I remember when I did it for my girlfriend my wife lost her shit.

 

[JamieDimonsBalls]

So wait a second, you’ll drink Miller High Life but pretend you are too good for hard seltzers? It’s the same damn thing, carbonated water.

 

[JamieDimonsBalls]

You feel better manscaped. But it's a big change and you have to be careful about how you do it. I remember when I did it for my girlfriend my wife lost her shit.

Lol, oh my

 

[Bulk VanderHuge]

You feel better manscaped. But it's a big change and you have to be careful about how you do it. I remember when I did it for my girlfriend my wife lost her shit.

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