Why stop at a million Americans the first time? That’s still a relatively small percentage, only 4X the 250,000 initially projected. Think of this invisible menace, Covid, (such a cute Millennial name) as the cause of mass extinction. After it wipes out the humans within two hundred years, then it goes for the fish and after the fishing goes bad, the newts start to disappear and then the nematodes, followed by...Mass extinctions will always reoccur as nature’s way of rebooting life. Deal with this thought and in the meantime, quite being such a worry wart and go back to enjoying life free of fear...well, don’t forget to look both ways before crossing the street. I’m so fearful I look both ways twice, just in case my eyes were deceiving me the first time.
“Experts” can’t even agree if a virus is life or something else and here I sit squirming with a pesky little hemmoroid I’d like to scratch with a corn cob. The itch, like the bitch, is back.
Today is going to be a good day, better than I’ve ever felt before. Why, because I said so. It’s really that easy.