I’m very saddened to hear Yarden Garzon has entered the transfer portal. This is gonna crush my youngest daughter. She looks up to this strong Israeli woman. She’s met her multiple times at IU games and the Jewish summer camp she attends. She will be missed by our family.
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This one stings, a lot. There was a great story about how the team rallied around her and worked hard to make her feel comfortable. But then again all those kids are leaving, so that can be part of it. She really had a lot of fans, typically got the second most applause after Syd and Syd is somewhat local. Best wishes to her.
Supposedly has a Do Not Contact tag on her portal page. Tells me she's got something lined up already.
Doesn’t mean shit. All my exes did that.
The coaches last name is pronounced Duh-VREESZ. This guy did this breakdown, which is pretty good, before he knew how the coaches name is pronounced, I guess. We should get it right by next season!
Give it up. We fired the black coach and hired a white guy. That's all you care about.
But before that, we fired the white coach and hired a black guy. You should keep that in mind.
It could also be the long history of calling certain demographics lazy.
If IU has proven anything these past 25 years, it's that it makes bad hires at an equal opportunity level...
Speaking of not being lazy...
(Not verbatim, but the gist)
Dolson popped into Cig's office before the announcement to tell him we were hiring DeVries. Cig, watching film, was like "Cool, OK"...pretty impartial either way.
Scott asks him what he's watching.
Cig - "Scott, you know we were #1 in offensive efficiency last year in the redzone?"
Scott - "Sure. Great stat."
Cig - "Well, I'm analyzing every single third and five play, from inside the RedZone, from every top 40 team in RedZone efficiency from last year, looking to get better."
Scott - "Wow. Good work. Impressive."
Cig - "And, Scott, you know what I'm doing tomorrow?"
Scott - "No. Tell me."
Cig - "Analyzing every single third and SIX play, from inside the RedZone, from every top 40 team in RedZone efficiency from last year, looking to get better."
Ball coach.
(Not verbatim, but the gist)
Dolson popped into Cig's office before the announcement to tell him we were hiring DeVries. Cig, watching film, was like "Cool, OK"...pretty impartial either way.
Scott asks him what he's watching.
Cig - "Scott, you know we were #1 in offensive efficiency last year in the redzone?"
Scott - "Sure. Great stat."
Cig - "Well, I'm analyzing every single third and five play, from inside the RedZone, from every top 40 team in RedZone efficiency from last year, looking to get better."
Scott - "Wow. Good work. Impressive."
Cig - "And, Scott, you know what I'm doing tomorrow?"
Scott - "No. Tell me."
Cig - "Analyzing every single third and SIX play, from inside the RedZone, from every top 40 team in RedZone efficiency from last year, looking to get better."
Ball coach.
🤣🤣🤣 fantasticSpeaking of not being lazy...
(Not verbatim, but the gist)
Dolson popped into Cig's office before the announcement to tell him we were hiring DeVries. Cig, watching film, was like "Cool, OK"...pretty impartial either way.
Scott asks him what he's watching.
Cig - "Scott, you know we were #1 in offensive efficiency last year in the redzone?"
Scott - "Sure. Great stat."
Cig - "Well, I'm analyzing every single third and five play, from inside the RedZone, from every top 40 team in RedZone efficiency from last year, looking to get better."
Scott - "Wow. Good work. Impressive."
Cig - "And, Scott, you know what I'm doing tomorrow?"
Scott - "No. Tell me."
Cig - "Analyzing every single third and SIX play, from inside the RedZone, from every top 40 team in RedZone efficiency from last year, looking to get better."
Ball coach.
He should just google that stuff.Speaking of not being lazy...
(Not verbatim, but the gist)
Dolson popped into Cig's office before the announcement to tell him we were hiring DeVries. Cig, watching film, was like "Cool, OK"...pretty impartial either way.
Scott asks him what he's watching.
Cig - "Scott, you know we were #1 in offensive efficiency last year in the redzone?"
Scott - "Sure. Great stat."
Cig - "Well, I'm analyzing every single third and five play, from inside the RedZone, from every top 40 team in RedZone efficiency from last year, looking to get better."
Scott - "Wow. Good work. Impressive."
Cig - "And, Scott, you know what I'm doing tomorrow?"
Scott - "No. Tell me."
Cig - "Analyzing every single third and SIX play, from inside the RedZone, from every top 40 team in RedZone efficiency from last year, looking to get better."
Ball coach.
Meanwhile, down in Coach DeVries’s office, he finds CDD on the damn phone.
“And what are you doing today?”
“I’m trying to find five guys who are the second coming of Kareem, Dr. J, MJ, Larry Bird and Isiah Thomas. I’ve heard people are pretty anxious and right now I have maybe two guys. Zeke left early. Can we get him two more years eligibility?”
“Well, you better hurry up. MTIOTF says that that shit worked at Hickory but you damn well can’t count on it working out too well in college.”
“And, by the way, you better get this done ASAP as there are a bunch of clowns calling for me to rehire Kelvin Sampson, he of the drugged-up and no-academics-for-us team, because he wins and what the hell do we care about doing things the dirty way as long as we win, baby.”
“Got it, Scott. No red wine and cigars in here. Now, get out, some Mullins kid is on the line . . . “
You did not want Woody in the first place. I wish the new coach good luck, along with all of you Fairweather fans .He is going to need it.
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