It's that time of year again - **World's shortest book titles thread**

[HogstarRunner]

It seems like a decent day for this and I'm finally up early enough to start it, so let's try this again. For those that weren't around here, all you do is reply with the title of a book that would be very short. Refer to last year's thread for a few examples. A good example would be "Beauty Secrets by Janet Reno" because she obviously doesn't have too many beauty secrets. A bad example would be "Baby dangling for Dummies by Michael Jackson" because he is very good at that and has experience so he could write a longer book on that.

Let's try to make it funnier and longer than last year, and try to get it right.

 

[Group82]

Arkansas Football Excellence by Houston Nutt*

asr

 

[CF**]

The Fight to End Racial Discrimination by Chad_36.

deoes that work?

 

[Chad_36]

How to preform under pressure by Peyton Manning**

asdf

 

[CF**]

How to Build a Winner by Wayne Huizenga*

*

 

[CF**]

Deep Breaths by clubjockey*

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[Group82]

English Language Mastery by Ozzie Guillen**

asr

 

[Chad_36]

The Complete Idiots Guide to Coaching by Dave Wanndstedt**

asdf

 

[IM4IU X]

Championship Basketball by Mike Davis and Matt Dougherty*

*

 

[HogstarRunner]

I'm staying out of this . . .

The funniest ones are the inside jokes and I haven't been arond the OTF enough recently to be in on the best jokes.

But to stay on track, how about the classics "Anger Management by Bobby Knight" and "Knowing when to stay quiet by Nolan Richardson"

 

[Sope Creek]

with a forward by Yogi Berra**

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[CF**]

The Guide to Fan Appreciation by Patrick Knight*

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[Sope Creek]

"Links" by Aruss

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[Sope Creek]

"Missing Links: The Sequel" by Aruss

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[HogstarRunner]

That one was done in about 20 different ways on the hog board . . .

along with the various recruiting jokes.

 

[CF**]

Letting Her Down Easy by Simon Cowell.**

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[Moops]

A by Z

Was that "Shortest book title" or "Title of a shortest book".

 

[IM4IU X]

Because I'm Patrick F***ing Knight Thats Why by Pat Knight*

*

 

[IM4IU X]

Taxes For Dummies by Richard from Survivor*

*

 

[r.a.s.]

Depth - by Mike Davis **

awrsejh

 

[Not Fade Away]

"Subtlety on message boards" by Mr Charlie & IUhottie.**

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[Moops]

Good Music by clubjockey *

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[CF**]

How to Dunk by clubjockey*

fdg

 

[IM4IU X]

Shrimpin' Ain't Easy by Forrest Gump*

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[Moops]

O by Y (Foreward written by Mr. Charlie) *

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[Moops]

Limpin' Ain't Easy by Lt. Dan *

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[HogstarRunner]

"Scent of a Woman" by CapitolHoosier **

bnm

 

[Group82]

Pepper Pot: Steve Lavin's Basketball Glossary*

asr

 

[r.a.s.]

40 in a 20 - by Mr Charlie **

oihb
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[Mr Charlie]

lmao..**

fgfde

 

[Moops]

Winning the Big One by Peyton Manning

Peyton Manning deserves at least 2 posts.
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[dusto nomo]

High Comedy: Newcomer of the Year by Hogstart*

nt

 

[Group82]

Get That Perfect Tan! by Group82 and Fiess*

asr
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[Tommy G]

"Fondue Dessert Secrets From My Chocolate CIty" by Ray Nagin *

nt

 

[HogstarRunner]

"Typing 101" by Fiess **

nm

 

[mac624]

Praising your Offensive Line by Peyton Manning**

iu

 

[mac624]

Recruiting Model Citizens by Joe Tiller and Matt Painter**

iu

 

[Mr Charlie]

Going Down by C-$...***

dgdf

 

[mac624]

How to get your players to sign long term contracts by Dan O'Brien**

iu

 

[mac624]

LMMFAO**

iu