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It's that time of year again - **World's shortest book titles thread**

HogstarRunner

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It seems like a decent day for this and I'm finally up early enough to start it, so let's try this again. For those that weren't around here, all you do is reply with the title of a book that would be very short. Refer to last year's thread for a few examples. A good example would be "Beauty Secrets by Janet Reno" because she obviously doesn't have too many beauty secrets. A bad example would be "Baby dangling for Dummies by Michael Jackson" because he is very good at that and has experience so he could write a longer book on that.

Let's try to make it funnier and longer than last year, and try to get it right.
 
The Fight to End Racial Discrimination by Chad_36.

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The Complete Idiots Guide to Coaching by Dave Wanndstedt**

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I'm staying out of this . . .

The funniest ones are the inside jokes and I haven't been arond the OTF enough recently to be in on the best jokes.

But to stay on track, how about the classics "Anger Management by Bobby Knight" and "Knowing when to stay quiet by Nolan Richardson"
 
The Guide to Fan Appreciation by Patrick Knight*

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That one was done in about 20 different ways on the hog board . . .

along with the various recruiting jokes.
 
40 in a 20 - by Mr Charlie **

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Winning the Big One by Peyton Manning

Peyton Manning deserves at least 2 posts.
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Get That Perfect Tan! by Group82 and Fiess*

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How to get your players to sign long term contracts by Dan O'Brien**

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