Happy Birthday, TMP

[T.M.P.]

I learned from reading this thread I'm a virgo as well whatever the fack that means.

WTF why is there so many Aug 22nd to Sep 22 births on this board. And everyone of us, is in a way, an asshole. Weird. When's the conception date for that? It's has to be close to New Years... we're all probably results of drunk parents.

 

[PhishPhan682]

I believe my dad said I was a x-mas eve conception. Yes he was drunk.

The best part of the story is the day he found my mom was prego he never took another sip of booze. To this day he still hasn't broken that promise he made himself.

 

[hoosierdug]

I believe my dad said I was a x-mas eve conception. Yes he was drunk.

The best part of the story is the day he found my mom was prego he never took another sip of booze. To this day he still hasn't broken that promise he made himself.

So he so regretted creating you so much that he's never drank again? That's phacked up. I'm joking. Kind of.

 

[TheOriginalHappyGoat]

So he so regretted creating you so much that he's never drank again? That's phacked up. I'm joking. Kind of.

Fifteen years later...

PhishMom: Come on, it's the holidays. Have a glass of wine with me.

PhishDad: You know I don't drink anymore.

PhishMom: But it's a special occasion. Surely you can have just one glass.

PhishDad: (Looks over at Phish) Hell no.

 

[PhishPhan682]

no dipshit. Are you drunk already? He actually left my mom as soon as she had me and he raised me by himself.

 

[TheOriginalHappyGoat]

no dipshit. Are you drunk already? He actually left my mom as soon as she had me and he raised me by himself.

See, now I feel bad.

 

[hoosierdug]

no dipshit. Are you drunk already? He actually left my mom as soon as she had me and he raised me by himself.

Ditto, TOHG. My bad. Didn't know that.

 

[T.M.P.]

Fifteen years later...

PhishMom: Come on, it's the holidays. Have a glass of wine with me.

PhishDad: You know I don't drink anymore.

PhishMom: But it's a special occasion. Surely you can have just one glass.

PhishDad: (Looks over at Phish) Hell no.

LOL! Freakin hilarious ...

 

[T.M.P.]

no dipshit. Are you drunk already? He actually left my mom as soon as she had me and he raised me by himself.

Dammit it (Goat's post) was much funnier when I didn't read this ..

BUZZKILL!

 

[PhishPhan682]

stop being thin skinned bitches. I would have said the same thing.

happy Friday

 

[T.M.P.]

stop being thin skinned bitches. I would have said the same thing.

happy Friday

I was having a good laugh ... and then read your post.

Yea, thanks for that ..

#bluecheese

 

[Foosier]

Happy Birthday ol' wise one. Don't blow a gasket bitchin' about Crean, Trump or C$.

 

[TheOriginalHappyGoat]

Don't be a martyr ... Their are a lot of bad dads ... and a lot of bad moms. Your mom raised you and you're a good citizen from all accounts from what I can tell a cool cat. Could have been worse.

You're a bad reader.

 

[PhishPhan682]

maxcoke is on the china white apparently.

I'm a big fan of Darwin his ideas fit very well on the AOTF

 

[Jack_Ripper]

Happy Birthday from the Black and Gold...

 

[MaxCoke]

You're a bad reader.

Guilty.

 

[PhishPhan682]

Maxcoke

start a new thread. something that will entertain me.

I'd ask Goat but he never hits the mark.

 

[Jack_Ripper]

Even better....

 

[MaxCoke]

maxcoke is on the china white apparently.

I'm a big fan of Darwin his ideas fit very well on the AOTF

I can live with that.

 

[MaxCoke]

Dads ... Moms ... they're all cool.

 

[Moops]

I figured he was close to 5-5.

He was 5-0 years ago.

Or maybe just an old tired dik years ago.

 

[Capitol Hoosier]

I figured he was close to 5-5.

He was 5-0 years ago.

Or maybe just an old tired dik years ago.

He's still a DILF. As are you.

 

[Rangeline Fan]

no dipshit. Are you drunk already? He actually left my mom as soon as she had me and he raised me by himself.

So....you're saying she's available?

 

[PhishPhan682]

yea on farmersonly you fat redneck slob.

get you someofthat

 

[IUJIM]

I always thought of people with birthdays in Sept. As pussies. Thanks for the confirmation.

BTW, welcome to the 50 club, if that is indeed where you are.