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Going to Las Vegas

IUhottie

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We don't want any of your suggestions. We've heard it all over the years.

I get to be in a wedding officiated by an Elvis impersonator.

The bride and groom are from Indiana.

'Nuff said.
 
We don't want any of your suggestions. We've heard it all over the years.

I get to be in a wedding officiated by an Elvis impersonator.

The bride and groom are from Indiana.

'Nuff said.

There have to be pics of this.

We were standing in front of the Bellagio watching the fountains one night last September when a guy in an Elvis outfit walks up near where we were with a couple in tow. They cleared a little area, did the wedding, took a few pictures, and disappeared. The whole thing probably lasted less than five minutes. Hopefully the marriage lasted longer, but you never know (the guy didn't look like C-$).
 
We don't want any of your suggestions. We've heard it all over the years.

I get to be in a wedding officiated by an Elvis impersonator.

The bride and groom are from Indiana.

'Nuff said.

Debauchery, .... anything else is a waste of time.
 
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We don't want any of your suggestions. We've heard it all over the years.

I get to be in a wedding officiated by an Elvis impersonator.

The bride and groom are from Indiana.

'Nuff said.
Sounds about right. Enjoy. Safe travels. Please give Abigail my love.
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SH might find it interesting that we'll also be bowling in a tournament while there.

I would like to know if anyone has any preference for hold em locales.
 
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Go to all of the strip clubs, and if the couple is as classy as they sound, I'm sure they've already got a few picked out. Aside from that, I heard the Rio is a great place to pick up hookers. Anything else is just frivilous.
 
Go to all of the strip clubs, and if the couple is as classy as they sound, I'm sure they've already got a few picked out. Aside from that, I heard the Rio is a great place to pick up hookers. Anything else is just frivilous.
Hookers, blow, drinking, gambling, and food. Hottie will love it.
 
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We don't want any of your suggestions. We've heard it all over the years.

I get to be in a wedding officiated by an Elvis impersonator.

The bride and groom are from Indiana.

'Nuff said.
I thought you an moops were already married? Did he finally get the ring out of lay-away at Zales?
 
....I would like to know if anyone has any preference for hold em locales.

Not necessarily locales, but times....I have found that if I keep a regular sleeping schedule (ie get up 6:00 am eastern) that I can be showered, poop, eat breakfast and be on the tables by 7:30 am eastern (4:30 vegas time). That alone puts me on a table sober against a bunch of drunks just short of heading to bed after clubbing or playing cards all night. It's one of the best ways I have found to pay for my trips when I go out. Do that two or three mornings and my flight and hotel usually get paid for.
 
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We don't want any of your suggestions. We've heard it all over the years.

I get to be in a wedding officiated by an Elvis impersonator.

The bride and groom are from Indiana.

'Nuff said.

So you're bragging about a Vegas Elvis wedding gig.

This completely blows the Hottie/Moops "brand" - not even Don Draper could fix this.
 
And now were grounded in Memphis
Grounded while we wait for the EMTs
Yeah were grounded in Memphis
And we'll never get to Vegas at these speeds.





Edit: Changed from this rate to these speeds for my good friend.
 
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