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[bwcoach]

A politician is found guilty of a white-collar crime and sentenced to prison. The first day he asks the first prisoner he sees: I hear this is the best place to serve time is this true? The inmate: Oh yeah. I’m very lucky to be here. It’s great. Do you like bowling? The politician: I love bowling. I bowled in a league for years. The inmate: Every Monday they load us into a bus and take us to a local bowling alley and we get to bowl for several hours. And do you like tennis? The politician: Tennis is a good sport? The inmate: Well every Tuesday they load us into a bus and they take us to local tennis courts and we get to play tennis for as long as we want. And do you like golf? The politician: I really love to play golf. The inmate: Every Wednesday they load us into the bus and take us all to the local golf course and divide us into foursomes and we get to play golf all day long. Do you like sex? The politician: I love sex. The inmate: Are you heterosexual or homosexual? The politician: Heterosexual of course. The inmate: Well you’re not gonna like Thursdays very much.

 

[hookyIU1990]

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