If you let your dog outside to do its business is it proper to say he’s going to the bathroom or going outside to piss or take a shit?
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Dumb question.
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My neighbor's dog shits in my yard. My dog goes to the bathroom in my yard.
I trained my dog to shit it your yard and give him treats for doing so
In my entire life I’ve had one bad neighbor. Neighbor across the street. Two big labs. Let their dogs out early in the am and would watch them run to our front yard and shit. I told them repeatedly to stop.
One day my daughter. Probably two slid in a big pile of it in the front yard. I walked over and knocked on the door with it in a bag. Then when they opened the door I went to their big front window and smeared it all over the window. Then I went to the next window and did it again
We have a neighbor in the cul de sac that used to walk the dogs and not pick up after them. Guy across the street who has since moved, met him one day with a giant bag of shit and told him the next bag of it would go on all his door knobs every day he lived there.
Told “them repeatedly to stop.”
“Them” being the dogs or your neighbor? Labs and most neighbors being notoriously stupid. . . .
I loved those dogs. The idiot neighbors. I’d literally look out the window and watch the neighbors stand in the yard as the dogs ran over to shit. And honestly if single I don’t give a fck. But with a toddler it doesn’t fly
That's reprehensible behavior. I mean, WTF?
Neither. We call it “fletch is leaving some wolf bait”
Shit, labs aren't stupid and could quickly learn not to. Dogs are a reflection of their owners.
She should have the bigger gun and him the little one
Always a good look when a couple of St. Louis lefties bring out the high-powered weaponry. . . .
How’d it end up for these two?
Socratic questions:
Does going to the bathroom mean moving to the bathroom or taking a crap in the bathroom?
Does going outside mean moving to outside or taking crap outside?
Soros prosecutor. She was removed. They were fine $750. Others moved out of the central west end
Rinse repeat
No cwe. Portland place. Hood between drunken fish bar Italia and then dressels left bank books other side. Stunning worlds fair homes. My old partner lived a block away before moving to a mansion in ladue then getting divorced and moving to a 2 bedroom apt in demun with the Asian wash u kids 🤣
Didn't one of them run for office afterwards?
Really what you should do is get a couple large bags of the really rich training treats. Scatter those all across their lawn. The dogs won't leave the owners yard and they will have really bad diahrea all over their grass. I know this from experience when my pooch tore through a full bag of those little rich morsels and had the runs for two days. He wailed all night long and as soon he hit the grass he was in the position.
This was long ago. I’m a crazy dog lover. Punching the human is much more appealing
I have 2 Dachshunds. What is this outside thing that you speak of?
That’s a you problem then. A dog will mostly shit where you train it to go.
Ahhhh I see that you know nothing about Dash hounds. Others, you are correct !! lol
My relatives always had them. My ex wife rescues. Me English bulldogs. My ex stoker Poms. Hard to win the love and trust of a pom. But if you do. It’s more protection than a thousand armies could ever provide.
I want one big dog before I croak. When my minion gets a little older I’m going to get a big dog. Mastiff or something
The only problem with really big dogs is how short their lifespan is. Niece had an adorable mastiff. I love Great Danes. But little dogs for me . Frenchie….
Love Frenchies. Had an old law partner. He and his husband only got Great Danes. I never understood it. Shortest life span ever. He’d bring the puppy to the office and I was like dude. You’re torturing yourself. They are goofy as hell as puppies. Like baby deer
I assumed with his "before I croak" comment, he was planning it out for a parallel departure. And I am sure that the big dawg would have a set of matching quarter zip cloths. And a humping addiction.
This is my last season for quarter zips
@larsIU @BradStevens you heard it here first. I’m weeks away from being done with them for good
No it’s not a good look. I like to walk to the grocery store sometimes at lunch. Great great take out. A few weeks ago I had on a hat with our co logo a dress shirt and a quarter zip. During arch madness with the dirty mo valley conf. The checker. Some dude. Goes hey you with one of the teams?
I go what?
He goes oh sorry. I thought you might be with one of the colleges for arch madness
I don’t want that
I’m done
No. Looking like a gym coach is NOT a humblebrag. No one wants that.
