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I walk 80% of my rounds. Usually comes up to about 5.5 to 6 miles
And there’s money in those courses. My uncle and his buddy have a golf course and a driving range. They have a buddy called swamp man. They let swamp man dive into the water on their course and pick out balls. Swamp man has a deal like that at about a dozen courses around town.

Smells awful when he gets home and his old hoosier broad wife yells you smell like a sewer!!! Why do you live like this?!!! And he just yells back

THERE’S MONEY IN THAT WATER!!!!!!
 
Pull carts are ancient history. Three wheel or four wheel push carts are where it’s at. Beverage holders, cell phone holders, something to carry @twenty02 giant balls, it all fits.
McNutt would have you on a sandbar begging for your life if he was still around to read that kind of blasphemy. All he needs is a simple pull cart, a sleeve of balls and the appropriate glare to facilitate playing through every group in front him. Probably close a copier deal at the turn too.
 

A college town for retirees. 100,000 golf carts, all day happy hours, great weather, MAGA!!!!

Most of us save big DANC and a few others are underage but in auburn this past annual members retiring to the same place when the time comes was broached. I like the built in infrastructure and I have zero doubt we could be in leadership positions within months of infiltrating. It’s the free state and offers much of what we love about the Hoosier state, only better
One Dream Teamers opinion. I Love STDs, at least you have a good time contracting them and what's wrong with a little AIDs. Now golf? I can't stand f#cking golf.

It's the one time I hope those shit libs take over and give back all of America to the Indians. I'd to love to see Geromino coming out of nowhere and scalping the old f#cks 7 putting in front of me who have been playing a 6 hour f#cking round to score 123. "For f#ck sake just pick up the ball George".

And before you fagg#ts get your panties in a bunch, I play golf. I hang out, drink lots of beer, say stupid shit, and occasionally hit the ball like a c#nt. Anyhoo, who wants to get a round in tomorrow?
 
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One Dream Teamers opinion. I Love STDs, at least you have a good time contracting them and what's wrong with a little AIDs. Now golf? I can't stand f#cking golf.

It's the one time I hope those shit libs take over and give back all of America to the Indians. I'd to love to see Geromino coming out of nowhere and scalping the old f#cks 7 putting in front of me who have been playing a 6 hour f#cking round to score 123. "For f#ck sake just pick up the ball George".

And before you fagg#ts get your panties in a bunch, I play golf. I hang out, drink lots of beer, say stupid shit, and occasionally hit the ball like a c#nt. Anyhoo, who wants to get a round in tomorrow?
the tribe in fla has it made!!!!!!!
 
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One Dream Teamers opinion. I Love STDs, at least you have a good time contracting them and what's wrong with a little AIDs. Now golf? I can't stand f#cking golf.

It's the one time I hope those shit libs take over and give back all of America to the Indians. I'd to love to see Geromino coming out of nowhere and scalping the old f#cks 7 putting in front of me who have been playing a 6 hour f#cking round to score 123. "For f#ck sake just pick up the ball George".

And before you fagg#ts get your panties in a bunch, I play golf. I hang out, drink lots of beer, say stupid shit, and occasionally hit the ball like a c#nt. Anyhoo, who wants to get a round in tomorrow?

My league starts on Tuesday. Can't wait to waste $35 every week.
 
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I played in a league once and enjoyed it. It was only 9 holes (more than enough for me) and most people hung and drank beer afterwards.

Exactly how our league is.

Nobody takes it seriously. There's a cash prize for the winners, but it's only a $25 entry fee, so we're not talking huge money if you win.

Just like getting away from the wife and kids for a couple hours without getting asked where I'm going. Bitch, you know it's Tuesday, where do you think I'm going.
 
Bitch, you know it's Tuesday, where do you think I'm going.

Uhuh...
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A college town for retirees. 100,000 golf carts, all day happy hours, great weather, MAGA!!!!

Most of us save big DANC and a few others are underage but in auburn this past annual members retiring to the same place when the time comes was broached. I like the built in infrastructure and I have zero doubt we could be in leadership positions within months of infiltrating. It’s the free state and offers much of what we love about the Hoosier state, only better
Well, it's not QUITE like IU..... hooking up with 70 to 80 year olds isn't all that appealing.

Plus, everybody's grumpy because they're old and have health issues. Management always tries to sell these places as carefree and happy, but the HoA rules are pretty onerous and the administrators treat old people like children.

It is nice to have a gym and pools close by. I can't speak for the Villages - it's freaking huge. But we're looking to move to a regular house. I actually miss doing yard work. lol
 
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McNutt would have you on a sandbar begging for your life if he was still around to read that kind of blasphemy. All he needs is a simple pull cart, a sleeve of balls and the appropriate glare to facilitate playing through every group in front him. Probably close a copier deal at the turn too.
Pretty sure this is McNutt decking the guy

 
No my friend. Pushing around a little cart like an old Chinese woman is ghey.

Caddies are an old school, Chicago, sometimes Detroit and Cleveland, and definitely a NYC Metro deal. Indy has some clubs with caddies, but not like Chicago.

The push walkers are ghey, and embarrassing, but when you're 50+ walking a Southern Indiana hilly course...just trying to maintain life...they're critical.
 
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