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[mcmurtry66]

Inside the World’s Largest Retirement Community (it’s more exciting than you think)

The Villages is the world’s largest retirement community, located in central Florida, and it’s probably not what you think.

www.yahoo.com

A college town for retirees. 100,000 golf carts, all day happy hours, great weather, MAGA!!!!

Most of us save big DANC and a few others are underage but in auburn this past annual members retiring to the same place when the time comes was broached. I like the built in infrastructure and I have zero doubt we could be in leadership positions within months of infiltrating. It’s the free state and offers much of what we love about the Hoosier state, only better

 

[GooglyMooglyWooglyBoogly]

Supposedly chlamydia is rampant in the villages.

 

[mattndallas]

Supposedly chlamydia is rampant in the villages.

This is true.

My step bros FIL lives there. Most MAGA MFer I know...😄

Veteran served as a pilot to presidents

Fred Geier dreamed of flying people around the country after college. He just didn’t imagine who he’d be flying.

www.thevillagesdailysun.com

 

[mcmurtry66]

This is true.

My step bros FIL lives there. Most MAGA MFer I know...😄

Veteran served as a pilot to presidents

Fred Geier dreamed of flying people around the country after college. He just didn’t imagine who he’d be flying.

www.thevillagesdailysun.com

That’s a dream teamer. He just doesn’t know it. Yet….

 

[mcmurtry66]

Supposedly chlamydia is rampant in the villages.

No one that age is wearing rubbers. I remember my midlife crisis mode having to buy them and they were locked at Walgreens so a big alarm would go off. Standing there in a Fing suit waiting to ask if they carried magnum xl. Miserable. Old people aren’t doing that

 

[Univee2]

Inside the World’s Largest Retirement Community (it’s more exciting than you think)

The Villages is the world’s largest retirement community, located in central Florida, and it’s probably not what you think.

www.yahoo.com

A college town for retirees. 100,000 golf carts, all day happy hours, great weather, MAGA!!!!

Most of us save big DANC and a few others are underage but in auburn this past annual members retiring to the same place when the time comes was broached. I like the built in infrastructure and I have zero doubt we could be in leadership positions within months of infiltrating. It’s the free state and offers much of what we live about the Hoosier state, only better

100,000 golf carts??

That’s the stuff of nightmares.

Also have a vision of that Seinfeld scene where George is being chased by a group of scooter riders.

 

[mcmurtry66]

100,000 golf carts??

That’s the stuff of nightmares.

Also have a vision of that Seinfeld scene where George is being chased by a group of scooter riders.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[BradStevens]

Inside the World’s Largest Retirement Community (it’s more exciting than you think)

The Villages is the world’s largest retirement community, located in central Florida, and it’s probably not what you think.

www.yahoo.com

A college town for retirees. 100,000 golf carts, all day happy hours, great weather, MAGA!!!!

Most of us save big DANC and a few others are underage but in auburn this past annual members retiring to the same place when the time comes was broached. I like the built in infrastructure and I have zero doubt we could be in leadership positions within months of infiltrating. It’s the free state and offers much of what we live about the Hoosier state, only better

Imagine @larsIU in that community.

The carnage . . .

 

[mcmurtry66]

Imagine @larsIU in that community.

The carnage . . .

We’d have to arrest him. Incarceration. He’d be a total menace. He’d ruin the villages. We’d have to probably put a hit on him actually

 

[BradStevens]

Supposedly chlamydia is rampant in the villages.

"On the flip side, the Villages have picked up quite a scandalous reputation. While attending Zumba and book clubs sounds quite wholesome, this community has been the subject of some scandalous rumors of drinking and swinging (the loofah and upside-down pineapple type). Is The Villages as wholesome as I think it is? Or is there some truth to the rumors?"

 

[mcmurtry66]

Imagine @larsIU in that community.

The carnage . . .

Honestly I don’t think we’d even allow him to visit

 

[BradStevens]

Honestly I don’t think we’d even allow him to visit

Make him the bartender at the 3UP you open up down there and teach him flair bartending. He can be the Brian Flanagan of that place.

 

[mcmurtry66]

Make him the bartender at the 3UP you open up down there and teach him flair bartending. He can be the Brian Flanagan of that place.

No. I can’t risk it. There’d be gun play. Everyone carries. 100,000 joe hoopsiers. Drunk

 

[sweetsilence]

No shooting range but 14 country clubs? Meh.

 

[mattndallas]

Make him the bartender at the 3UP you open up down there and teach him flair bartending. He can be the Brian Flanagan of that place.

I missed a RE event at 3UP tonight. Bummed.

Instead at a RE conference in Michigan, and at an "urban golf bar", which coincidentally, has disc golf on one of those launch monitors. 😄

 

[All4You]

Supposedly chlamydia is rampant in the villages.

Well if not, give the Dream Team a few months and it will be...

 

[mcmurtry66]

No shooting range but 14 country clubs? Meh.

Seriously? That’s shocking. I guarantee half the people there have guns in their pockets

 

[larsIU]

Imagine @larsIU in that community.

The carnage . . .

I’d get an STD named after me.

 

[All4You]

which coincidentally, has disc golf on one of those launch monitors. 😄

You sure you didn't stumble into "The Blue Oyster" by mistake?

 

[Univee2]

No. I can’t risk it. There’d be gun play. Everyone carries. 100,000 joe hoopsiers. Drunk

But as the saying goes, “nothing good happens after 8:30.”

So, how dangerous could it be?

It’s the hotheads at the ice cream shops after the 4:30 dinner crowds get out that you have to watch out for.

 

[sweetsilence]

Seriously? That’s shocking. I guarantee half the people there have guns in their pockets

Golf courses are a waste of space. IMHO.

 

[mattndallas]

You sure you didn't stumble into "The Blue Oyster" by mistake?

It's actually a cool place.

Most guys are playing golf, but these guys in one bay have played golf, football (you throw passes to receivers running routes), hockey (one v one versus the goalie w stick and puck), and now disc golf. Must be having a decathlon. 😄

They have soccer balls in the bays, so I assume they have soccer as well.

https://www.gimmespar.com/

 

[mcmurtry66]

Golf courses are a waste of space. IMHO.

No. These old goats are drinking all day, all hopped up on goofballs, horny, not wearing rubbers, armed to the teeth, we need golf to wear em out otherwise it’s going to be the ok corral every time one tries to start a devil’s threesome

 

[mrhighlife]

 

[mattndallas]

It's actually a cool place.

Most guys are playing golf, but these guys in one bay have played golf, football (you throw passes to receivers running routes), hockey (one v one versus the goalie w stick and puck), and now disc golf. Must be having a decathlon. 😄

They have soccer balls in the bays, so I assume they have soccer as well.

https://www.gimmespar.com/

Baseball, footgolf...zombie apocalypse...😄

https://www.gimmespar.com/book-a-bay

 

[76-1]

I dated an exceptionally hot divorcee back in the early "80's" from Z-vile who's supposedly down there now... She was a one man girl back then, insisted on monogamy... Maybe she's evolved...

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

Supposedly chlamydia is rampant in the villages.

It's not the "thing" that is actually difficult to deal with. The difficult part is explaining how you caught it from a toilet seat in college! Well actually it more resembled a Bidet, Just sayin.

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

My step bros FIL

Sweet Jesus man !
I forgot my brothers middle name last week, and you know your Step Brothers Father in law?


Wait, hang on. Isn't that your dad? No that aint it.
Maths is hard.

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

No one that age is wearing rubbers. I remember my midlife crisis mode having to buy them and they were locked at Walgreens so a big alarm would go off. Standing there in a Fing suit waiting to ask if they carried magnum xl. Miserable. Old people aren’t doing that

Well played.
Here is a meme that either means that I applaud you, or You are about to contract something worse that Chlamydia.

Who knows, right?

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

100,000 golf carts??

That’s the stuff of nightmares.

Also have a vision of that Seinfeld scene where George is being chased by a group of scooter riders.

Imagine if they all ONLY have left turn signals that NEVER stop flashing !
30 miles.... "I'm still turning up here!!! "

 

[jet812]

Imagine @larsIU in that community.

The carnage . . .

Wilt Chamberlain numbers…

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

upside-down pineapple type

Googled it !

Wow, Just WOW! Just call me Joe_pineapple_salad from now on.

 

[twenty02]

100,000 golf carts??

That’s the stuff of nightmares.

Also have a vision of that Seinfeld scene where George is being chased by a group of scooter riders.

Says the guy living in his 7 figure pad in Reynolds


This is for the MAGA people!! Not you and the rest of the globalists!!

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

Golf courses are a waste of space. IMHO.

Just imagine, putting through Soybeans. Wait, they wold just call it Edamame and add another $1k monthly fee.

 

[twenty02]

Golf courses are a waste of space. IMHO.

STFU you poor slob

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

I dated an exceptionally hot divorcee back in the early "80's" from Z-vile who's supposedly down there now... She was a one man girl back then, insisted on monogamy... Maybe she's evolved...

Hey, I think she may have been my Jr High teacher! I heard that she moved south.
I really liked her.

 

[JamieDimonsBalls]

No one that age is wearing rubbers. I remember my midlife crisis mode having to buy them and they were locked at Walgreens so a big alarm would go off. Standing there in a Fing suit waiting to ask if they carried magnum xl. Miserable. Old people aren’t doing that

 

[mcmurtry66]

🤣🤣🤣😍😍😍😍😍

 

[sweetsilence]

STFU you poor slob

I was wrong. Not a complete waste. Golf course ponds have the best frogs for gigging. Which is a more physical activity than golfing.

 

[twenty02]

I was wrong. Not a complete waste. Golf course ponds have the best frogs for gigging. Which is a more physical activity than golfing.

I walk 80% of my rounds. Usually comes up to about 5.5 to 6 miles