Dave Chappelle
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Sorry. Tik Tok isn’t available right now. Daughter is pissed!!!!! Pretty wild. Lot of time and people whose fortunes are on that app
Thought he was funny; SNL was a little over the top, about time. The show was never meant for thin skinned people (popsicle's). They try to push the envelope every week, this week they made it.
Are you producing new dances? New life hacks? If so where? How do we tune in?
Thought so. We’re f*ucked
Bro, you missed the boat. Instead of schlepping gummies, you should have been hard at work developing a Tik Tok clone that those 100 million or so US users could've immediately migrated to this morning.
My middle kid has already said all the kids are going over to instagram reels.
She can't plan 10 minutes ahead for anything important but she's already got her tiktok is banned plan down.
So, is TT a threat to National Security? Yes, no, maybe so?
Hell, the SC ruled on it, so it was obviously a serious matter.
And now, Trump is going to intervene? Nah, no political bullshit red meat here. Move along.
sounds like that would be a huge success. We don’t pursue those kinds of ventures
No they are going to another Chinese app, red something.
Most were already on Instagram. That product sucks comparatively.
Hilarious, poignant, powerful. His self-deprecation in the context of the Diddy freak-offs was classic. LA fires, Trump, Carter all spot on. People will be talking about this all day and beyond. The set was genius.
Co-sign. Ridiculous. She doesn’t know where her school assigned locker is but amassed her following on a new platform in just seconds
Reels is pretty damn addictive whatever platform you're on.
The algo is terrible. Tik tok body bagged Reels.
Red Note is the app - now number one app on the App Store
They say the licensing is in Mandarin so everyone is agreeing to unknown terms to install it. Yep, that has to be better.
My algo is pretty good.
It consists of people getting hit in the nuts, dogs doing stupid shit and talented people playing music on the streets.
Stuff it Boomer. These kids don’t know anything about terms. They want their Mr Beast and not be out in the cold when the latest Banger drops!!! They’ll be standing at the ice rink like fools now. Paralyzed!!! In short. THEY’RE COOKED!!!!!
FYI my daughter was wearing Nike ankle socks and Birkenstocks last night. You think she’s worried about terms?
Kids are dumb Marv. I’m not touching it, but a ton of Us military guys are on it according to the osint guys
Elon will buy Tik Tok with government subsidies to make this whole situation more equitable.
So, is TT a threat to National Security? Yes, no, maybe so?
Hell, the SC ruled on it, so it was obviously a serious matter.
And now, Trump is going to intervene? Nah, no political bullshit red meat here. Move along.
As opposed to the English ones everybody reads carefully?
I have 3 teenage girls who are beyond despair right now. They all say IG Reels suck comparatively.
How does that work? This is law. Trump can't just overrule it. Or can he?
I can’t imagine your frosh daughter. Finally free. In an environment to be able to make the Tok’s she’s planned for years. That she’s watched. Only to have it STOLEN away!! Life. Is. Not. Fair.
No. He could direct Doj not to enforce. So send msg unlawful but gov won’t enforce.
For years and years we were told shrink wrap licensing was unenforceable. I don't know if it is, but Disney started down a strange path with it. A customer was told a meal didn't have an allergan but it did and died. Their family sued. Disney claimed the person signed up for Disney + which included an arbitration clause. Disney eventually dropped that.
Does signing up for Disney+ mean you can never sue The Walt Disney Company? - Harvard Law School
Harvard Law expert Oren Bar-Gill helps deconstruct Disney’s argument for arbitration in a wrongful death lawsuit
If those are enforceable who knows how many ways we are all screwed.
arbitration clauses are often a tool to prevent a class action. Individually case is worth peanuts and covkblocks bradFor years and years we were told shrink wrap licensing was unenforceable. I don't know if it is, but Disney started down a strange path with it. A customer was told a meal didn't have an allergan but it did and died. Their family sued. Disney claimed the person signed up for Disney + which included an arbitration clause. Disney eventually dropped that.
Does signing up for Disney+ mean you can never sue The Walt Disney Company? - Harvard Law School
Harvard Law expert Oren Bar-Gill helps deconstruct Disney’s argument for arbitration in a wrongful death lawsuithls.harvard.edu
If those are enforceable who knows how many ways we are all screwed.
I wish the Supremes had asked how this was a matter of national security. If it is introducing back doors onto phones, yes, kick it out. Otherwise it is crazy to ban it. Yes, people may do something stupid with it, but they do that with Twitter/Reels/Facebook already. And the odds China hasn't hacked in and retrieved whatever they want from those companies are 0%. If China wants that video of Mc pretending to be Tom Cruise dancing to Old Time Rock and Roll, they have it no matter what platform it was stored on.
You could've named it McTok...even had a porn clip spinoff (offshoot?) called Murt Squirts.
Biden already said his administration won't enforce it, leaving this up to Trump. It's not available because the company made it unavailable.
