@Cortez88

[DANC]

I honestly don’t know how anyone could deal with a daily rush hour commute. I have friends in Miami working in north pbc and I have friends in north pbc working in Miami. Forget it. Pure hell.

I went to the UCLA game last September. Driving around LA is the scariest thing I've ever done - not joking, as Biden would say.

Charlotte is bad enough,

 

[sweetsilence]

The bias he shows in allowing lefty trolls who only show up for personal attacks to go on without consequence

Very annoying. In terms of annoyance this week probably third if I had to rank.

1. The infusion center letting out each day precisely at rush hour in the busiest part of town
2. I might be starting to get a dowagers hump. I spend so many hours hunched over on WhatsApp that it “might” be starting. Need a massive change
3. Getting banned just as I was getting ready to let it fly
4. I got Zombied. This chick I was interested in kind of about a year ago ghosted me. Then randomly she reached out to me this week with a “hey. How are ya” bringing me back to life as a zombie.
5. Tornado

Get off WhatsApp
Put on a Jocko Willink podcast
Change a tire

Problems 1-4 solved.

 

[DANC]

And with those grandkids I’m sure you know but bring snacks. Stuff to entertain them. Otherwise it’s brutal

The 6 and 3 year olds love to watch videos. So I give them my phone and play videos on YouTube for them.

Unfortunately,they REALLY like Peppa Pig (which has enough grown up references to make it kind of funny).

I don't hear a peep out of them.

 

[dbmhoosier]

The 6 and 3 year olds love to watch videos. So I give them my phone and play videos on YouTube for them.

Unfortunately,they REALLY like Peppa Pig (which has enough grown up references to make it kind of funny).

I don't hear a peep out of them.

My kids liked the Outdoor Boys which ended today 😔

 

[DANC]

My kids liked the Outdoor Boys which ended today 😔

Haven't heard of that one. They like to watch the same ones a millions times, so their scope is narrow.

 

[sweetsilence]

I honestly don’t know how anyone could deal with a daily rush hour commute. I have friends in Miami working in north pbc and I have friends in north pbc working in Miami. Forget it. Pure hell.

Ever see the movie Falling Down?

My favorite scene

 

[mcmurtry66]

Get off WhatsApp
Put on a Jocko Willink podcast
Change a tire

Problems 1-4 solved.

My work is 99 percent WhatsApp

 

[mcmurtry66]

I went to the UCLA game last September. Driving around LA is the scariest thing I've ever done - not joking, as Biden would say.

Charlotte is bad enough,

Yeah I’ve done that too. I love ucla. But traffic my god.

 

[mcmurtry66]

Ever see the movie Falling Down?

My favorite scene

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If I ever go out for Halloween that’s the costume I wear. And for years as an associate at firms I used to tell my friends there: I’ll be in late tomorrow. In short sleeves

That short sleeved Michael Douglas tie combo is iconic

Christian bale American psycho
Michael Douglas falling down

Gold standard

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

When I was in full midlife crisis mode I shaved all of it off. Chest. Balls. Like a fcking bullet. 23 year olds never heard of tom selleck or any other hairy people. Then like a lunatic forgot I was still living with my wife. You really don’t think in that state

Umm, yea the manscape has to be deployed with a legit effort........................IF you are with someone. It's for you baby. I thought you might like this, baby. Isn't this special just for you, baby!

Then go nail the nanny! BUT the story gotta holdup !

 

[sweetsilence]

My work is 99 percent WhatsApp

I guess it would take a conscious effort to correct. Maybe make a game of it like going to the gym. Kind of like planks.

Sit straight, shoulders back, hold 30 seconds. Repeat often.

If you have a laptop maybe rest your phone against the screen and use it like that.

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

Get off WhatsApp
Put on a Jocko Willink podcast
Change a tire

Problems 1-4 solved.

Shave nuts..Dream... you forgot that one.

 

[sweetsilence]

Umm, yea the manscape has to be deployed with a legit effort........................IF you are with someone. It's for you baby. I thought you might like this, baby. Isn't this special just for you, baby!

Then go nail the nanny! BUT the story gotta holdup !

My wife likes my chest hair.

If I want some extra curricular though, has to be to her standards. You know what I mean. And yes, still a regular thing believe it or not.

Shaving the chest? Eff that, I've seen the Seinfeld episode. Although you'll never see that shit coming out of my shirt collar.

 

[mcmurtry66]

Umm, yea the manscape has to be deployed with a legit effort........................IF you are with someone. It's for you baby. I thought you might like this, baby. Isn't this special just for you, baby!

Then go nail the nanny! BUT the story gotta holdup !

We’d do well over beers in a dive bar in gulf shores Joe

 

[mcmurtry66]

I guess it would take a conscious effort to correct. Maybe make a game of it like going to the gym. Kind of like planks.

Sit straight, shoulders back, hold 30 seconds. Repeat often.

If you have a laptop maybe rest your phone against the screen and use it like that.

Yeah I even have a standing desk at my office. Gym. TVs. All of it. But this Fing WhatsApp on my phone is unavoidable

 

[dbmhoosier]

It really is. Sirens went off and it was windy that wasn’t normal so I pulled my minion out of bed and we hit the basement. I’m not shitting you we basically then just went right back upstairs. That fast. And I was pissed. Fckd up his nap. Then we walked the hood and were shocked

Get anything good?

 

[mcmurtry66]

Get anything good?

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Dude I’m in the heart of Clayton. Ain’t no looting here

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

We’d do well over beers in a dive bar in gulf shores Joe

There is only one. The Pink Pony !!!
That may very well be my permanent residence shortly, so be prepared to get your game on !! OPEN INVITE to all coolerites!

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[Joe_Hoopsier]

Dude I’m in the heart of Clayton. Ain’t no looting here

Isn't Barry Wehmiller Corp there in Clayton? Uncle Bob plays a great media game !

 

[dbmhoosier]

Dude I’m in the heart of Clayton. Ain’t no looting here

I know but you said the hood.

 

[mcmurtry66]

There is only one. The Pink Pony !!!
That may very well be my permanent residence shortly, so be prepared to get your game on !! OPEN INVITE to all coolerites!

Pink Pony Pub Cam in Gulf Shores

Pink Pony Pub live cam on the beach in Gulf Shores, Orange Beach and Fort Morgan Alabama. World Famous Beach […]

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I’ll buy

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

My wife likes my chest hair.

If I want some extra curricular though, has to be to her standards. You know what I mean. And yes, still a regular thing believe it or not.

Shaving the chest? Eff that, I've seen the Seinfeld episode. Although you'll never see that shit coming out of my shirt collar.

I specifically said NUTZ... Chest, back, belly, neck.... HAIR... Stays! This is about our nutz men, we must focus the attention to our given audience!. We want them attracted to our nutz, so clean them up. Make that area look larger, attention is paid!
Trust me, GETTING women has never been an issue of mine.
Putting up with their shit... well that is a different story that has nothing to do with nutz. Probably

 

[mcmurtry66]

You neglected the part about getting Taylor Swift to agree to join him for a sin-splashed weekend, now that she’s splitsville with that Kelce joker.

I’d rain down on Taylor swift’s DMs with a typhoon if I thought it would work. Travis kelce is the most comically awful dumb fanboi Db it literally hurts she settled for him in her panic induced desperation. She’s a genius. A 5 at best looks and body but she gets me right in the heart. She’s Messi and xavi and iniesta and Pirlo and Ronaldinho. She’s the Beatles and Dylan. She’s Steinbeck and Russo and ford and sedaris and conroy and McCarthy and McMurtry and McCourt. She’s HER!!!!!!!

 

[mcmurtry66]

I specifically said NUTZ... Chest, back, belly, neck.... HAIR... Stays! This is about our nutz men, we must focus the attention to our given audience!. We want them attracted to our nutz, so clean them up. Make that area look larger, attention is paid!
Trust me, GETTING women has never been an issue of mine.
Putting up with their shit... well that is a different story that has nothing to do with nutz. Probably

I’ll buy

 

[Univee2]

I’d rain down on Taylor swift’s DMs with a typhoon if I thought it would work. Travis kelce is the most comically awful dumb fanboi Db it literally hurts she settled for him in her panic induced desperation. She’s a genius. A 5 at best looks and body but she gets me right in the heart. She’s Messi and xavi and iniesta and Pirlo and Ronaldinho. She’s the Beatles and Dylan. She’s Steinbeck and Russo and ford and sedaris and conroy and McCarthy and McMurtry and McCourt. She’s HER!!!!!!!

Soooooooo, it’s safe to say you kinda like her?

 

[mcmurtry66]

Soooooooo, it’s safe to say you kinda like her?

The only not attractive chick I’d ever go for. She’s phenomenal

 

[dbmhoosier]

I’d rain down on Taylor swift’s DMs with a typhoon if I thought it would work. Travis kelce is the most comically awful dumb fanboi Db it literally hurts she settled for him in her panic induced desperation. She’s a genius. A 5 at best looks and body but she gets me right in the heart. She’s Messi and xavi and iniesta and Pirlo and Ronaldinho. She’s the Beatles and Dylan. She’s Steinbeck and Russo and ford and sedaris and conroy and McCarthy and McMurtry and McCourt. She’s HER!!!!!!!

Not hot.

 

[UncleMark]

The only not attractive chick I’d ever go for. She’s phenomenal

I have a short list of those. (We've discussed before.) No shame in that.

Starts with Brad's mom.

 

[Baller23Boogie]

Not hot.

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She's coming off a 2 year tour that pulled in billions of dollars.

If that's not hot, I'd love to see what is.

 

[sweetsilence]

Shave nuts..Dream... you forgot that one.

Joe,

I know dudes get a raw deal, bitch about their women, get divorced, cheated on ect,ect,ect. I must have hit the fukin lottery.

5,3 125lb. Brunette and brown eyes. 2/1/2 hourglass shape. At 39 still got it. The things we did in the women's changing room at the Edinburgh outlet mall a few years ago....I wouldn't call it criminal

 

[zeke4ahs]

You neglected the part about getting Taylor Swift to agree to join him for a sin-splashed weekend, now that she’s splitsville with that Kelce joker.

Fake news!!!!!! They have not broken up.

 

[Mas-sa-suta]

His family has asked for privacy. I’m sorry that’s all I can offer currently.

Excellent troll...

 

[sweetsilence]

I specifically said NUTZ... Chest, back, belly, neck.... HAIR... Stays! This is about our nutz men, we must focus the attention to our given audience!. We want them attracted to our nutz, so clean them up. Make that area look larger, attention is paid!
Trust me, GETTING women has never been an issue of mine.
Putting up with their shit... well that is a different story that has nothing to do with nutz. Probably

My wife likes my back smooth. I'm flexible so it works out.

As far as the bolded I have an advantage. I'm 6'3" I've always been attracted to short dark haired girls. Small hands...know what I mean?

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

Joe,

I know dudes get a raw deal, bitch about their women, get divorced, cheated on ect,ect,ect. I must have hit the fukin lottery.

5,3 125lb. Brunette and brown eyes. 2/1/2 hourglass shape. At 39 still got it. The things we did in the women's changing room at the Edinburgh outlet mall a few years ago....I wouldn't call it criminal

It would be remiss if it wasn't emphasized that "Edinburgh droops panties" !
I'm always late on these trends!

 

[mcmurtry66]

Incidentally TS is also getting a dowagers hump. Nightmare

 

[Bulk VanderHuge]

It’s good to have you back.

Uh, pump the brakes there, BS.

 

[sweetsilence]

Incidentally TS is also getting a dowagers hump. Nightmare

Ugly, can't do it

Anna Kendrick is my speed

 

[All4You]

Thanks dude lol. Been a long week. Mark banned me. Then ex went to Mexico so I had my minion all week and my daughter in the hospital getting med infusions. Then we got hit by a tornado. Literally. All good. Then Cortez texted me he’s telling people I’m dead. I don’t want him to ever have fun so I made a point to log on.

Kid free the remainder of the weekend. Spiked Pina Colodas. Yes please!!!

Thanks man

TBH I just figured you were binge (re)watching season 1 of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives in preparation for



Most fellers would go with Jergins and a box of tissues, but I reckon you'd lean towards a 5 gallon bucket of baby oil and a ground tarp.

 

[mcmurtry66]

TBH I just figured you were binge (re)watching season 1 of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives in preparation for

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Most fellers would go with Jergins and a box of tissues, but I reckon you'd lean towards a 5 gallon bucket of baby oil and a ground tarp.

lol ive got that on my watchlist. Will finish off sister wives here shortly. That’s been a hell of a run. Old Kody is down to just one wife, and has divorced the other three. That man has squeezed a thousand years into 25 years of marriage. Hates polygamy now.

 

[sweetsilence]

WTF have I been missing?

Watch list updated