@Cortez88
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I’m starting to get concerned, too. I posted a joke post last night that he would appreciate to get a response. Nada.
His family has asked for privacy. I’m sorry that’s all I can offer currently.
OH FACK..
I'm not sure if I'm allowed to do the thoughts and wishes thing, but I am anyway!
Thanks dude lol. Been a long week. Mark banned me. Then ex went to Mexico so I had my minion all week and my daughter in the hospital getting med infusions. Then we got hit by a tornado. Literally. All good. Then Cortez texted me he’s telling people I’m dead. I don’t want him to ever have fun so I made a point to log on.
Kid free the remainder of the weekend. Spiked Pina Colodas. Yes please!!!
Thanks man
Lots of damage in St. Louis. Glad you’re okay.
Thanks man. My neighborhood got smashed. Of course my minion doesn’t have school on fridays and it hit right after he fell asleep for his nap. So I drag him to the basement as he’s losing his shit. Guess it’s a myth they don’t hit cities. Hit us dead on
Ok, let's be honest. Univee and I got you booked into conversion thera, uhm, a 5 star resort for people who like that sport we cannot name. The guys we hired to kidna, um, escort you were not wise in the ways of the devil's sport. When you fell to the ground grabbing your hammy screaming, they thought something had gone seriously wrong and fled. So you escap, uhm, missed out on the 5-star resort opportunity.
Usual bs with mark. I bitched about posters who only come to troll that he ignores.
More importantly for you. Tornado smashes my neighborhood. Trees down everywhere. On houses. Buildings. Insane. Entire neighborhood out walking in shock. Here comes one of my fat slob old law partners. Like jdb. Even Jewish. 5”1. 3 bills. 4 years ago wife left him. He was heartbroken. Kids away at college. Ivy League. Real smart. He has on bball shorts to his knees and a dirty white t shirt like he’s a short order cook at a diner. With him. The hottest Asian chick I have ever seen. Ridiculous. In tiny yoga gear. He gives me a big hug and then shuffles off kind of fast. Like out of a movie I turn back to look at him and he does the same. What does he do.
A single wink.
And he won’t answer my texts
Hey who was that dirty girl
Hey did you order her
Answer
Are you getting my texts
I want to know.
I’m going to just walk over
You neglected the part about getting Taylor Swift to agree to join him for a sin-splashed weekend, now that she’s splitsville with that Kelce joker.
Yep that’s it. That’s children’s where my daughter goes. But yep just made a straight line east across Clayton to the central west end and Barnes.
Yikes.
Clayton, right?
As a side bar. Seems like you have more ex-law partners than Zeke has friends.
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Horrible. Our buildings houses condos in Clayton and the central west end are mostly old stone and brick. Tornados didn’t damage them it was trees falling. Which is insane how many came down
Well, we’re all damn glad you and the kids are okay and safe.
Nothing clarifies the mind and makes you realize what is really important than being shot at or having a tornado come for you.
Thanks bud. Honestly had no idea how bad it was until me and my minion went for a walk and saw everyone outside and all the damage. This thing zipped by super fast
This morning I had my factory make T shirts for me and my minion.
Survived the Tornado of 2025
🙏
This will piss off my ex stoker. I’m going to send him to school in it.
Damn. Sorry you got hit like that but glad you and your family are safe.
Just goes to show you never know what's going to happen. You should apologize before it's to late.
Just goes to show you never know what's going to happen. You should apologize before it's to late.
I’ve got two certifiable exes play over 50 sports and live on the edge of the most dangerous city in America. I’m always at risk
Now do the right thing and apologize. You almost had to live with that regret.
Spend time with that.
Monday morning they’ll start getting cited for their properties now being dilapidated, trash etc
Keisha Jones?
5200 block of Walton Avenue
Property citation
Keisha Jones?
FTA
Warrant
Roderick Brown?
Roderick Brown? 4000 block MLK Dr
Roderick Brown?
Property citation
FTA
Warrant
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I was being kind, when she sues him for child support now we all have to testify and his book, "how to beat DNA tests" is useless.
The bias he shows in allowing lefty trolls who only show up for personal attacks to go on without consequence
Very annoying. In terms of annoyance this week probably third if I had to rank.
1. The infusion center letting out each day precisely at rush hour in the busiest part of town
2. I might be starting to get a dowagers hump. I spend so many hours hunched over on WhatsApp that it “might” be starting. Need a massive change
3. Getting banned just as I was getting ready to let it fly
4. I got Zombied. This chick I was interested in kind of about a year ago ghosted me. Then randomly she reached out to me this week with a “hey. How are ya” bringing me back to life as a zombie.
5. Tornado
#4 is a mind fvck. She probably already had a man and he finally dumped her, so now she's checking out her old DMs. *** DANGER WILL ROBINSON ***
#1 I hear ya. I take my grandkids to swimming lessons and gymnastics on the other side of town around 4:30. By the time they're done at 5:30, it's prime rush house and the lights are set to let North-South go forever. Meanwhile, I'm going West to East. Takes me an hour to get across town.
Sorry about the tornado. Man, that's scary. Glad you made it through OK.
Now we need to track down @snarlcakes - he may be making a move for Exhalted Grand Wizard of the Dream Team....
I honestly don’t know how anyone could deal with a daily rush hour commute. I have friends in Miami working in north pbc and I have friends in north pbc working in Miami. Forget it. Pure hell.
And with those grandkids I’m sure you know but bring snacks. Stuff to entertain them. Otherwise it’s brutal
It’s insane how fast. We rode one out in 21 in Newburgh. Damn thing was on us. We dodged one last night in B town. We were a few blocks over getting pizza.
It really is. Sirens went off and it was windy that wasn’t normal so I pulled my minion out of bed and we hit the basement. I’m not shitting you we basically then just went right back upstairs. That fast. And I was pissed. Fckd up his nap. Then we walked the hood and were shocked
Okay so what exactly was stressful about that week? Seems pretty damn normal to me.
I did find a new outlet last week. Novah clippers with excellent fade capabilities.
Spend 30 minutes shaving your nutz, forget the world! Imagine the possibilities!
When I was in full midlife crisis mode I shaved all of it off. Chest. Balls. Like a fcking bullet. 23 year olds never heard of tom selleck or any other hairy people. Then like a lunatic forgot I was still living with my wife. You really don’t think in that state
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