Coach Cig’s Water Cooler Tailgate: Gotta Light?

[Spartans9312]

I’m thinking an old English type ale for the season. Odell has one but hoping my store has something from Outer Range, Frisco, or WeldWorks.

Olde English?

Damn you’re tough

 

[Hoopsdoc1978]

also will add some

1st round college football playoff victory sex

Same here. Assuming she’s on board of course.

So I’ll be busy for up to 10 minutes after the game.

 

[Univee2]

Same here. Assuming she’s on board of course.

So I’ll be busy for up to 10 minutes after the game.

Gives another meaning to . . . going for 2.

 

[Hoopsdoc1978]

What's your go-to bourbon?

Four Roses Small Batch.

 

[larsIU]

Shane Lechler was pretty damn good.

@mcmurtry66 the only way you were a weapon is if you were Pat Mcafee and hit sticked a bunch of guys after they tried to return your bombs.

One of my favorite things was Mcafee tweeting out the next day after that big hit about a note from the NFL for a "random" drug test.

Chalked it up to the aftermath pall of the funeral.

Well that took a turn.

Winning x 2

or 3

or 4

or......who'm I kidding. I'm almost 50 and she's already over.

 

[hookyIU1990]

 

[Univee2]

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All this great Bison stuff all over the internet and we still can’t get a bison as our mascot?

C’mon. Texas has Bevo.

Get a real bison as our mascot. Bring him on the field before games.

Take him on the road and we’ll show them what planting something on the opponent’s home logo really means.

 

[hoosboot]

Oh yes, was on a Sam Adams kick several years ago.

A waitress caught me by surprise while chatting with folks at a bar after a funeral. Without thinking ordered a John Adams.

She replied, " We don't have John Adams".

To wit I said, "Suppose you don't have John Hancock beer either".

Said this to amuse the people with whom I was exchanging in idle chatter. They were not amused. Chalked it up to the aftermath pall of the funeral.

Haven't had a John Adams since, or is it John Hancock?

But was she amused? I don't know if I'm buying that this was intended to amuse the funeral crowd. 🤣 I bet the ladies never had a chance at resisting a young hoot.

 

[The Original Happy Goat]

How is Columbia City this time of year?

Even their Walmart closes at like seven. Not a real city.

 

[All4You]

Having a White People nacho/quesadilla/taco/carnitas spread with about 4 lbs of chunk pork , 2 lbs of chicken thigh and 3 lbs of chunk beef chuck roast. 3 Different types of cheese (shredded off the block, not that prebagged shite), multiple sauces/salsas, veggies etc. Hard shells, soft corn and flour tortillas, multiple chip types/styles. Got the sandwich presses out for those who want to toast their creations, will have the broiler going for those who want to do their nachos in the oven. As for booze it's a BYOB scenario (I got mine, but I am cooking and serving the food and desserts so other than basic soda and MGD, they are on their own).

 

[Cortez88]

Report from SB. A lot of Hoosiers fans traveled.

 

[JamieDimonsBalls]

Even their Walmart closes at like seven. Not a real city.

Well, I assumed that much. Any decent restaurants or places to stay - other than the reliable Knights Inn motel?

 

[zeke4ahs]

Checked into Union✔️
Bought a CFP hoodie ✔️
Heading to Upstairs ✔️
Not sure what I’m drinking, probably Titos
Too nervous to eat.

 

[hookyIU1990]

Checked into Union✔️
Bought a CFP hoodie ✔️
Heading to Upstairs ✔️
Not sure what I’m drinking, probably Titos
Too nervous to eat.

Sounds like you have a good night in front of you.

Eat something! Sorry to sound like your mom, but it’s gonna be a long night, especially if Titos is in the mix. Lay down a strong base that you can build on.

 

[zeke4ahs]

Sounds like you have a good night in front of you.

Eat something! Sorry to sound like your mom, but it’s gonna be a long night, especially if Titos is in the mix. Lay down a strong base that you can build on.

That was me preaching to the girls every party. I’ll try to get a little protein down