Carsen Edwards signs with agent

[Bulk VanderHuge]

All my lines work in my imaginary world of make believe. Try a few daring lines sometime. You might be surprised how much fun a man can have when he puts his mind to it.

I hope Eastern goes pro. I’m sick and tired of losing to Purdue, about as sick and tired as I am of an 8-10 record in the Big Ten.

I'm not sure my very real wife of 30 years would like that.

Oh, and still not buying the story. That line is about as old, and daring as "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

 

[abraxis]

I'm not sure my very real wife of 30 years would like that.

Oh, and still not buying the story. That line is about as old, and daring as "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

I thought I was being ridiculous enough that it goes without saying, “I was only kidding. Life doesn’t have to always be so serious as to be true.”