Butterface Tuesday

[sdhoosier]

Everyone has dated a butterface right?

 

[The Vid]

A couple are perfect 10s in my opinion

 

[hookyIU1990]

Marry an ugly girl. No one will ever want to steal her away from you and if they do...so what?

 

[VanPastorMan]

Marry an ugly girl. No one will ever want to steal her away from you and if they do...so what?

One of my profs at Moody Bible Institute told the unmarried young men to marry an average girl. He said that really good looking woman have been glorified their entire lives and will most likely be full of themselves. He said get you an ordinary woman to be your wife. You will be a lot happier. As I sat there I thought,"I married up. There is no doubt about it. Yet she is a kind woman. I really did hit the jackpot". And I still think that.

 

[Cream&Crimson]

He said get you an ordinary woman to be your wife. You will be a lot happier.

Yup, those kind are easier to keep barefoot and in the kitchen.

 

[kraft cheese+macaroni]

Everyone has dated a butterface right?

#1. WOW

#4. There's some definite naughty librarian/bank executive potential going on right there

 

[T.M.P.]

One of my profs at Moody Bible Institute told the unmarried young men to marry an average girl. He said that really good looking woman have been glorified their entire lives and will most likely be full of themselves. He said get you an ordinary woman to be your wife. You will be a lot happier. As I sat there I thought,"I married up. There is no doubt about it. Yet she is a kind woman. I really did hit the jackpot". And I still think that.

You really need to STFU ..

 

[Rangeline Fan]

Everyone has dated a butterface right?

I hit it....all of it

 

[sglowrider]

When all candles bee out all cattes be gray.

 

[iubud]

Everyone has dated a butterface right?

Dated? No, but I gave one a ride home after a party. It seemed like a good idea until she started telling everyone.

 

[hookyIU1990]

Dated? No, but I gave one a ride home after a party. It seemed like a good idea until she started telling everyone.

Fat girls and mopeds. Both are fun to ride until a friend finds out.

 

[iubud]

Fat girls and mopeds. Both are fun to ride until a friend finds out.

This one had a great body, cute face, long Farrah hair, but she she had a little dark peach fuzz on her lip that turned guys away. I expect she got rid of that and became a hottie

 

[Cream&Crimson]

#1. WOW

Yeah, I'd totally PIIHB.

 

[Cream&Crimson]

This one had a great body, cute face, long Farrah hair, but she she had a little dark peach fuzz on her lip that turned guys away. I expect she got rid of that and became a hottie

Those guys if they weren't incels would have realized that lip peach fuzz she sported could be put to good use...

 

[iubud]

Those guys if they weren't incels would have realized that lip peach fuzz she sported could be put to good use...

It wasn't much different from what other girls had. It was just dark. I don't think her mom was around to tell her what to do about it. She could have been like drafting a future hall of fame player in the 6th round. I'll never know.

 

[iubud]

#1. WOW

#4. There's some definite naughty librarian/bank executive potential going on right there

I didn't see anything wrong with #6.

 

[outside shooter]

In olden days we called them "double baggers". Have handy a paper bag for her head, and one for yours, in case hers fell off. Doesn't work so well, safety-wise, once we went from paper to plastic.

 

[Eppy99]

Bump @sdhoosier

I thought I'd be dumb and create a would you hit it Butterface poll. I was searching the interwebs for pics and right there in the images were pictures from this thread. Way to go viral my man.