Big Day

[snarlcakes]

@mcmurtry66 @The Original Happy Goat @DrHoops its your day to shine. @VanPastorMan are you still married? Anyway, fellas, all you need to do today is post up at a bar (seriously any bar) and wait for the ladies to come to you. FISH.IN.A.BARREL. Two personal suggestions that were very successful for myself on these types of occasions. 1. Bring valentines with the red heart suckers. 2. Start strong. Literally, tell them you love them.

 

[BadWakeboarder]

@mcmurtry66 @The Original Happy Goat @DrHoops its your day to shine. @VanPastorMan are you still married? Anyway, fellas, all you need to do today is post up at a bar (literally any bar) and wait for the ladies to come to you. FISH.IN.A.BARREL. Two personal suggestions that were very successful for myself on these types of occasions. 1. Bring valentines with the red hear suckers. 2. Start strong. Literally, tell them you love them.

My sister and brother in law came in one valentines weekend to visit us. We took them to a nice steakhouse in town without a reservation.

When we walked in the host (a Middle Aged dude) was confused we’d try to get a table on Valentine’s Day without a reservation. I told him I’m sure a table would open up and we’d wait at the bar until he came to get us. He uncomfortably agreed but cautioned it could take over an hour.

I started walking up to random people sitting at their tables and making small talk with them much to the uncomfortable dismay of the host. Within 10 min we were seated. It was magical.

Happy Valentine’s Day, bitches.

 

[Hoopsdoc1978]

I like writing “I miss us” under random love posts on Facebook.

 

[VanPastorMan]

@mcmurtry66 @The Original Happy Goat @DrHoops its your day to shine. @VanPastorMan are you still married? Anyway, fellas, all you need to do today is post up at a bar (seriously any bar) and wait for the ladies to come to you. FISH.IN.A.BARREL. Two personal suggestions that were very successful for myself on these types of occasions. 1. Bring valentines with the red heart suckers. 2. Start strong. Literally, tell them you love them.

I am still married. My wife and I are going to Texas Roadhouse in The Fort to get our free Veterans Day meals. So I don't deserve loving tonight but I will still vigorously pursue.

 

[UncleMark]

I am still married. My wife and I are going to Texas Roadhouse in The Fort to get our free Veterans Day meals. So I don't deserve loving tonight but I will still vigorously pursue.

Fvcking lady killer.

 

[mcmurtry66]

Fvcking lady killer.

Calling it veteran’s day is fantastic

 

[snarlcakes]

I am still married. My wife and I are going to Texas Roadhouse in The Fort to get our free Veterans Day meals. So I don't deserve loving tonight but I will still vigorously pursue.

I can't like this post enough. You enjoy your evening with the wife. Reminder her she is a one lucky lady.

 

[BadWakeboarder]

I can't like this post enough. You enjoy your evening with the wife. Reminder her she is a one lucky lady.

And wish her a Happy Veterans Day from all of us.

 

[UncleMark]

I was hoping to get a reservation at White Castle, but I'm told we're getting Chinese take-out instead.

Whitecastle | Press Release - White Castle

In 1921, it all started out so innocently. A five-cent small hamburger. A Castle-shaped restaurant. And nothing like it before, or since. A humble 100% beef patty with onions, and a pickle. So easy to eat, it was dubbed the Slider. The only thing better than polishing off a Sack of Sliders...

www.whitecastle.com

 

[mcmurtry66]

I was hoping to get a reservation at White Castle, but I'm told we're getting Chinese take-out instead.

Whitecastle | Press Release - White Castle

In 1921, it all started out so innocently. A five-cent small hamburger. A Castle-shaped restaurant. And nothing like it before, or since. A humble 100% beef patty with onions, and a pickle. So easy to eat, it was dubbed the Slider. The only thing better than polishing off a Sack of Sliders...

www.whitecastle.com

I’ll be dropping off and picking up my daughter and her friends. Playing taxi all night. It’s good that way both of my exes can enjoy romance while I occupy my resigned role of ultimate cuck

 

[Baller23Boogie]

The cheesecake is secured...

It's gonna be a good valentines day.

 

[Hoopsdoc1978]

I am still married. My wife and I are going to Texas Roadhouse in The Fort to get our free Veterans Day meals. So I don't deserve loving tonight but I will still vigorously pursue.

Your life is beyond parody, my friend. Well done.

 

[larsIU]

I’ll be dropping off and picking up my daughter and her friends. Playing taxi all night. It’s good that way both of my exes can enjoy romance while occupy mu resigned role of ultimate cuck

The role reversal though................almost makes me religous

 

[BCCHoosier]

I was hoping to get a reservation at White Castle, but I'm told we're getting Chinese take-out instead.

Whitecastle | Press Release - White Castle

In 1921, it all started out so innocently. A five-cent small hamburger. A Castle-shaped restaurant. And nothing like it before, or since. A humble 100% beef patty with onions, and a pickle. So easy to eat, it was dubbed the Slider. The only thing better than polishing off a Sack of Sliders...

www.whitecastle.com

Spring for the Hot and Sour Soup and the Crab Ragoons. Special night and all.

 

[76-1]

I was hoping to get a reservation at White Castle, but I'm told we're getting Chinese take-out instead.

Whitecastle | Press Release - White Castle

In 1921, it all started out so innocently. A five-cent small hamburger. A Castle-shaped restaurant. And nothing like it before, or since. A humble 100% beef patty with onions, and a pickle. So easy to eat, it was dubbed the Slider. The only thing better than polishing off a Sack of Sliders...

www.whitecastle.com

If you're looking for the gift that keeps on giving (in terms of halitosis & intestinal gas) whilst still making it (momentarily at least) a "uniquely special" evening may I suggest an upgrade from Whitecastle or even Chinese carry out to "The Trojan Horse"...

Order the Gyros with extra onions (for the h&g) and to make it a truly romantic evening have individual orders of Saganaki (in leui of candles)...

Now "The Horse" does have carry out options but it's been my personal experience that the ambiance of the place greatly adds to the overall taste of a Gyros...

Two things can come of this :

A) you'll get laid (just remember to kiss her on the neck or anywhere other than the mouth)

or

B) you'll trigger a serious conversation about potential divorce proceedings...

Either way, depending on the current state of the relationship, you're ahead...

You're Welcome...

🍺

 

[snarlcakes]

The cheesecake is secured...

It's gonna be a good valentines day.

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This no-bake Biscoff cheesecake is rich and creamy, and it requires just 6 ingredients to make! It is easy to make without dairy, too.

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This looks amazing.

 

[DANC]

I like writing “I miss us” under random love posts on Facebook.

I literally lol'd at this.

 

[DANC]

I’ll be dropping off and picking up my daughter and her friends. Playing taxi all night. It’s good that way both of my exes can enjoy romance while I occupy my resigned role of ultimate cuck

Loving yourself is very important.

 

[mattndallas]

I was hoping to get a reservation at White Castle, but I'm told we're getting Chinese take-out instead.

Whitecastle | Press Release - White Castle

In 1921, it all started out so innocently. A five-cent small hamburger. A Castle-shaped restaurant. And nothing like it before, or since. A humble 100% beef patty with onions, and a pickle. So easy to eat, it was dubbed the Slider. The only thing better than polishing off a Sack of Sliders...

www.whitecastle.com

Peach Garden rules.

 

[outside shooter]

How do we tactfully work in watching the IU basketball game @8PM into the Valentine's festivities?

 

[76-1]

How do we tactfully work in watching the IU basketball game @8PM into the Valentine's festivities?

That's easy, get her drunk enough to have daintily fallen into a deep slumber (as in passed out), by 7:55pm...

I have a bad feeling that this one might have you wanting to spend more "quality" time with the wife though...

🍺🏀🍺

 

[mcmurtry66]

@mcmurtry66 @The Original Happy Goat @DrHoops its your day to shine. @VanPastorMan are you still married? Anyway, fellas, all you need to do today is post up at a bar (seriously any bar) and wait for the ladies to come to you. FISH.IN.A.BARREL. Two personal suggestions that were very successful for myself on these types of occasions. 1. Bring valentines with the red heart suckers. 2. Start strong. Literally, tell them you love them.

I’ll probably get weak late night and check her social media. I know she wants me to. Sure she’s since had a wedding a baby and a miscarriage. But bitch move on already!!! I’m not coming back!!!! It’s over!!!

 

[outside shooter]

I think the White House instead celebrates Felontine's Day.

 

[mcmurtry66]

I think the White House instead celebrates Felontine's Day.

It would be impossible for you to be a bigger dork

 

[VanPastorMan]

I think the White House instead celebrates Felontine's Day.

Trumped up charges. That Carroll woman told the Vanderbilt guy from CNN that, "rape is sexy".

 

[BadWakeboarder]

It would be impossible for you to be a bigger dork

You haven’t seen him on his recumbent with his “I hate white people” t shirt and Walz/Harris banner atop his long flagstick on the back of the bike.

tl;dr It’s very possible

 

[Aloha Hoosier]

How do we tactfully work in watching the IU basketball game @8PM into the Valentine's festivities?

Watch it together. My bride and I will.