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Beard may be away from the sideline for awhile

I was taught for everything you gain you lose something. Like nice rack…can’t cook etc. no such thing as a perfect mate.
if she's got a nice rack she can burn my toast anytime. i'm doordashin. you can't get the same satisfaction from putting your weenie between two pieces of toast. i don't care how much butter you put on them.
 
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ESPN is reporting on the process in Texas. It’s probably not good for him that his accuser didn’t immediately express regret for calling the cops, as often happens.

ESPN report
i wouldn't be surprised if UT turns the other cheek. maybe they can use NIL money to pay her off. i bet they're swimming in it.
 
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His bite mark is going to be very different than her bite mark.
You sir, are putting way too much forensic crime scene thought into this message board.
He screwed the pooch, can we agree to that? Pretty please?


But the days of letting the Ho off because they all prim and proper, be way past over.
The chance of Capt black Beard just chokin the shit outta her, while she was innocently cooking fresh cookies, at 2 am, in a French maid uniform is less than ZERO. You have to give huge points on that bet! HUGE points.
 
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