Bagels 101: There is no excuse for ever eating a bad bagel.
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I do, but not heavy. I've had a historically bad back. Lift everyday. Just got done with the gym about an hour ago.
Keep us posted on how you feel after this fast. Super interested
Better yet, just post the pic of that old high school “friend” you saw. You know the one where she just got back from Cabo, with a killer tan and showing off a lot of cleavage.
Bro, I'm a unicorn in that I'm still really good friends with the girl I dated all through high school. We talk once every couple months, seeing how our families are doing.
My wife is all I can handle. I know my place.
Well hell…I read your post wrong. I thought you were abstaining from water. That’s why I said “why”. I hope you’re not drinking like 4 gallons in a day or some such nonsense
There’s not a reason on earth he should be talking to her. Not one motherfcking reason.
Hey girly pop what’s new
Same same. You?
Exhausted. On a 728 day fast.
Wow!!! That’s amazing!!!!
Eh. Just glad to be back to my old weight lol
That’s all bullshit!!! That’s monkeybranching!!!
Old. ****ing old.
Again though. Mine and Boogies monkey branching is AGE APPROPRIATE. Which is why it’s so dangerous.
Mostly though, we probably just enjoy the flattery.
Still lifting everyday though.
Oh, you still lift weights? I bet your arms are still as big as in school.
You always did like to put your hands on them. Hey, what are you wearing right now?
Hell no. 4-6 bottles of water throughout the day is plenty.
Sooooo totally normal to talk to your ex high school girlfriend who likely threw up on you from excess Zima intake
Literally nothing to see here.
Also, when your families get together, do you wear a shirt that says “I had her first”? Or maybe let a comment out like “hey Sally. You remember that second orgy we did in 11th grade? You know, the one where you had more dicks inside you than FBI headquarters?”
Totally normal
Have you been monkeybranched
Lars is a psychic vampire. He’s literally feeding on your pain
I have. In real time on the board. You must have been absent.
It’s a fate I would not wish upon anyone.
Dumb Boogerballer is in the throes of that world and can’t see it. No married man keeps up with an ex and decides to starve himself, for what, yucks? Come on
Thanks for the correction on a name nobody cares about out.
Nice going Ox
Avis- I agree
All the former NYers here bitch about bagels and pizza.
On pizza, they have a point. Any bagel will taste fine with enough cream cheese. Don't overthink it.
Indiana sweet corn
Indiana tomatoes
I would also add strawberries, but I don't have much comparison except N. Carolina and they're not nearly as sweet as Indiana's
You wanted to be an academic and you went to Indiana State??
Who's going to tell him?
A shit-ton of calories, too.
My former vice was McDonald's Steak, Egg, and Cheese Bagel. Until my stomach rebeled.
Then I ordered it and kept the steak, egg, and cheese, and gave the bagel to my dog. She did love it.
