Yeah, it's funny the schemes people come up with to make $$$Nostradamus was a hack, he made his money writing fortune cookies.
Here is a prediction...99% of you won't get laid this weekend.
That was RasputinHe supposedly had a monster dong that all the ladies loved. Including some from the royal family.
I’ll take that bet.Nostradamus was a hack, he made his money writing fortune cookies.
Here is a prediction...99% of you won't get laid this weekend.
Remember 75% of this board is over 60 so if he'd have said 90% it would have been dicey.I’ll take that bet.
Nostradamus was a hack, he made his money writing fortune cookies.
Here is a prediction...99% of you won't get laid this weekend.
something something two pieceYou're already wrong as the Mrs. and I will be headed to the Ritz in SoFla for a Parents Only vacation!
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Nostradamus was a hack, he made his money writing fortune cookies.
Here is a prediction...99% of you won't get laid this weekend.
Yeah, it's funny the schemes people come up with to make $$$
Does getting laid at 0630 today count for the weekend? Cause if it doesn't I can certainly be responsible Friday, Saturday and Sunday to ensure your 99% prediction is like a Dewey-Truman thing . . .
Yeah, it's funny the schemes people come up with to make $$$
Best way to start the day. It is known.![]()
Who does it at 0630?
I’m a midnight guy. Way more fun.Best way to start the day. It is known.
I’m a midnight guy. Way more fun.
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And you think you are in control?You're already wrong as the Mrs. and I will be headed to SoFla for a Parents Only vacation!
Those old people that started the night before.![]()
Who does it at 0630?
Like StingThose old people that started the night before.![]()
Yeah, well, you're just a kid, and you have littler kids. So, you're tired all the time.
Wait until you are a little older and you discover the adventures and joy of empty-nester sex. In front of the fireplace, on the kitchen counters, the deck/patio, the screened-in porch . . .
You're dreaming again.... wake upYeah, well, you're just a kid, and you have littler kids. So, you're tired all the time.
Wait until you are a little older and you discover the adventures and joy of empty-nester sex. In front of the fireplace, on the kitchen counters, the deck/patio, the screened-in porch . . .
If I die, I die, but I’m not going to be controlled!
-Meat Loaf, 2021
Update: I won the bet
Wife bought wine. I’m doubling down.Update: I won the bet