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9 Chilling Things Nostradamus Predicted For 2022

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Why wasn't number 9 listed first and we could have ignored the other 8. :)

 
Nostradamus was a hack, he made his money writing fortune cookies.
Here is a prediction...99% of you won't get laid this weekend.
Yeah, it's funny the schemes people come up with to make $$$
 
Nostradamus was a hack, he made his money writing fortune cookies.
Here is a prediction...99% of you won't get laid this weekend.

You're already wrong as the Mrs. and I will be headed to SoFla for a Parents Only vacation!
 
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Nostradamus was a hack, he made his money writing fortune cookies.
Here is a prediction...99% of you won't get laid this weekend.

Does getting laid at 0630 today count for the weekend? Cause if it doesn't I can certainly be responsible Friday, Saturday and Sunday to ensure your 99% prediction is like a Dewey-Truman thing . . .
 
Does getting laid at 0630 today count for the weekend? Cause if it doesn't I can certainly be responsible Friday, Saturday and Sunday to ensure your 99% prediction is like a Dewey-Truman thing . . .

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Who does it at 0630?
 
Yeah, well, you're just a kid, and you have littler kids. So, you're tired all the time.

Wait until you are a little older and you discover the adventures and joy of empty-nester sex. In front of the fireplace, on the kitchen counters, the deck/patio, the screened-in porch . . .
You're dreaming again.... wake up :)
 
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